any tips for a glastonbury virgin

i've been press ganged into taking my 12 year old nephew to glastonbury next year any survival tips and has anyone heard any rumours about NO playing there

1. Beware the cider with things floating in it.
2. Take some Imodium to block you up for the weekend.
3. Go with the flow !

If the forecast is good, fuck work off and get down there on the Wednesday when they open the site: nothing quite like lying in the sun in the beautiful Vale of Avalon and watching the festival audience build before your eyes

Drinking until your eyes hurt and you cry vodka tears usually helps as well.

M.

Don't forget your wellies!!

And don't forget Mary-Jo either. ;)