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Which is the sexiest New Order album?

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  • Movement 1 (3%)
  • Power Corruption and Lies 1 (3%)
  • Low-life 5 (13%)
  • Brotherhood 2 (5%)
  • Technique 25 (66%)
  • Republic 2 (5%)
  • Get Ready 2 (5%)

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stepping in time with New Order's weird sense of humour, which album release exudes or oozes the most shag appeal (if at all)? :smoking:

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has to be Technique

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easy one. Technique. Gorgeous melodies and some of Barneys most positive lyrics about love.

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Technique, met a nice lady who start with Technique her NO carrier. And she was very sexy too. Furthermore Technique is the most accessible album of NO

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Technique, it has a sensual smoothness about it (or something along those lines). :shrug:

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I'm gonna break from the pack and nominate PCL (the American version with Blue Monday). "We All Stand" is a nice slow, love-making song, "Age of Consent" starts it off nicely, and BM and "The Beach" are good. :thumb: :evil4:

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Low-Life. The Perfect Kiss is musically one of the sexiest songs NO has done: the aural orgasm, as I call it. Well, actually that only goes for the longer versions on Substance, for example; the album version is shite compared. Elegia's pretty sexy too. And TTON also. Love Vigilantes isn't particularly sexy, and neither is Face Up, but the meat of the album is.

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"baby, sophisticated lady. you know i met a lot of cool chicks, but you have style, you have grace. and most of all: you´ve got love technique"

any record that begins with that should be considered sexy. well, at least a NO record! :lol:

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:evil4:somebody beat me to the love technique thing...

but what about that bleating sheep...Trevor should have LOVED that one!!!!

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i wonder if that is the same sheep at the end of TPK 12" :lol:

or.... :uhoh:

could THAT be the "sacrificed sheep" Barney was talking about? they sampled the sheep when it was being sacrificed and they used on two songs? :eek3:

if that so... we support a band of maniac sick bastards! :nuts:

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I'm a sick bastard, so no worries here! :p

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Originally posted by Jeff White I'm a sick bastard, so no worries here! :p

oh... :eek3:

you´re right :)

so all back to "normal" then! :D

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Originally posted by almanso > Originally posted by Jeff White> I'm a sick bastard, so no worries here! :p

oh... :eek3:

you´re right :)

so all back to "normal" then! :D yes sacrificed sheep is normal... but looking at all of us, drinking, shitting badgers, and cheese and peanut butter sandwiches are not normal either

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This is hard. Although I don't, and probably never will, have a girlfriend, some aspects of Technique, Get Ready, and Substance turn me on. Technique - Round&Round needs no explanation and "Dream Attack" makes me think of a girl I like back at home who, unfortunately, now has a boyfriend. Get Ready - I do find Nicolette Krebitz (sp?) attractive on the cover, and the smoothness of Crystal seems like the perfect song to make out to. Substance - If I ever get a girlfriend, TPK is the first song we're making out to, and Shellshock strangely turns me on, although it happens to be after that awful mix of subculture.

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Originally posted by NO Regret easy one. Technique. Gorgeous melodies and some of Barneys most positive lyrics about love.

Hear hear! :clap:

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technique in the summertime especialy

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Maybe Republic is good for masturbation - if Young Offender isn't sexy enough.

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Technique :love2:

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Sexy? New Order? Er,maybe just one song instead of an album but Sub-Culture (shafting) oh,yeah thats just sex not sexy.

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:nuts::nuts:sexy album:nuts::nuts:

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Originally posted by Ian Pillar :nuts::nuts:sexy album:nuts::nuts:

Well the question really is: which cd would you rather put your penis through?

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Originally posted by Tristan Jayol > Originally posted by Ian Pillar> :nuts::nuts:sexy album:nuts::nuts:

Well the question really is: which cd would you rather put your penis through? Mine wouldn't fit through a CD. :p

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I'm gonna go with Brotherhood on this one.

Paradise: "I want you, I want you, I need you, I need you..." AIIWIW: Very romantic sounding for some reason (maybe the acoustic guitar) ELC: Bizzare ending and hilariously poor lyrics and vocals, makes one bust out laughing if making out with a girl while listening to

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Personally, gotta vote for Technique, my SO at the time loved the album, and had a great time at the show in Portland.

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wow...thats so odd...new order sexy......:laugh:

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Its got to be Technique without a doubt for me. Its not that the songs are in anyway sexy its just the history behind it as it was recorded in Ibiza.

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I voted for Low-Life a long time ago. Love Vigilantes isn't a very sexy song, but TPK has that rising climax that seems quite suitable (well, not the album version, actually, but the proper long versions). Then This Time of Night, Elegia, Subculture (shafting, yes?), and Sunrise all have a sort of dark, emotional desperation that seems quite sexy to me. But Face Up would ruin the experience as it almost ruins the album with those terrible vocals. Ugh!

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Originally posted by Spike wow...thats so odd...new order sexy......:laugh:

I suppose there would be something wrong if you thought otherwise :nod: . from my point of view though, I think the term sexy definitely applies to the Technique period.

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sha la la la la cold hard & metallic & that is just the cover :p:p:p

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