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LeggyD wrote: I would have let you win if you'd accepted my challenges :skeptic:

Dave, last weekend i accepted your challenge and obviously you won if you don’t remember hahaha. I’ve been pretty busy at work these days and I know I have challenges to respond but as soon as i can i’ll respond all….just keep in mind we have six hours of difference, so when you have free time i’m working, and when i’m off you’re sleeping……hahaha, that’s why!!

And about Alan and Tim said, i remember you challenged me on the cricket application, but i removed it!!

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

I've just had a match end at 3-2...

Will wonders never cease?

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: HOLY SHIT!!!!

I've just had a match end at 3-2...

Will wonders never cease?

I guess it wasn't against me? :p

:smoking:

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Nick King wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: HOLY SHIT!!!!

I've just had a match end at 3-2...

Will wonders never cease?

I guess it wasn't against me? :p

:smoking:

No, it wasn't...and I would like your entire team screened for fucking performance enhancing drugs...

or at least your one fucking striker...

I wish I had known that secret a while fucking back...

oh well...

MY TEAM SUCKS!!!

but it's good for wasting a few minutes...

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Nick King wrote:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: HOLY SHIT!!!!

I've just had a match end at 3-2...

Will wonders never cease?

I guess it wasn't against me? :p

:smoking:

No, it wasn't...and I would like your entire team screened for fucking performance enhancing drugs...

or at least your one fucking striker...

I wish I had known that secret a while fucking back...

oh well...

MY TEAM SUCKS!!!

but it's good for wasting a few minutes...

That's the spirit - I think I lost my first 100 games (or so) before I discovered (with thanks to Jarvo) that you need to increase your stadium to it's max so that you get more money to train...

As long as your goalie and (at least one) striker are well trained, it doesn't seem to matter about the other 9 donkeys on the field - they can go and stand on the sidelines for all I care! :lol:

As for the cricket, I don't really understand the different positions anyway - medium/slow/fast bowler... Erm? Spinner/All-Rounder/Batsman/Fast Batsman/Handicapped Batsman... :shrug: :p

(In cricket, whilst one team bats, the other bowls and fields - that just about sums up my knowledge of the game anyway)!

:smoking:

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Eh? I just got beat 9-6 in a game!

His star striker got three hat-tricks, my star-striker (that would be Shug!) got two hat-tricks!

And someone else got Man of the Match! WTF! :lol:

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El Jarvo wrote: Eh? I just got beat 9-6 in a game!

His star striker got three hat-tricks, my star-striker (that would be Shug!) got two hat-tricks!

And someone else got Man of the Match! WTF! :lol:

Probably their goalkeeper! :)

:smoking:

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El Jarvo wrote: Eh? I just got beat 9-6 in a game!

His star striker got three hat-tricks, my star-striker (that would be Shug!) got two hat-tricks!

And someone else got Man of the Match! WTF! :lol:

Probably their goalkeeper! :)

:smoking:

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Nick King wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Eh? I just got beat 9-6 in a game!

His star striker got three hat-tricks, my star-striker (that would be Shug!) got two hat-tricks!

And someone else got Man of the Match! WTF! :lol:

Probably their goalkeeper! :)

:smoking:

twice as nice?

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Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: twice as nice?

Cool as ice! :smoking:

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Nick King wrote:

El Jarvo wrote: Eh? I just got beat 9-6 in a game!

His star striker got three hat-tricks, my star-striker (that would be Shug!) got two hat-tricks!

And someone else got Man of the Match! WTF! :lol:

Probably their goalkeeper! :)

:smoking:

No, my second striker. Strange. :shrug:

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Ive said it before, and i'll say it again,

ye are all having a laugh,when ye challenge me at the cricket :nod:

stupid fucking game anyway

:laugh:

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Gazman wrote: Ive said it before, and i'll say it again,

ye are all having a laugh,when ye challenge me at the cricket :nod:

stupid fucking game anyway

:laugh:

I only challenge you at cricket to get the cheerleaders warmed up.

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The local councils put in an offer for the Partick Cricket Ground,I may accept :nod:

:laugh:

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Just checked the league table, I am 60633rd in the grand facebook league.

In my "friends" league, i hold a respectable mid table position.

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This is fucking shite. My keeper is 3000+, my strikers are all near 2000 if not more, nobody is less than 500, and I can't beat anyone besides Jeff, Colin and Jem!

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Tim wrote: This is fucking shite. My keeper is 3000+, my strikers are all near 2000 if not more, nobody is less than 500, and I can't beat anyone besides Jeff, Colin and Jem!

Two words: Win Bonuses. :nod:

I beat a Luton lad I've played against a lot - and get gubbed 98% of the time - twice last night. Once was 6-0 on his own turf! Overall our teams are ridiculously close, but he does just have the edge.

Admittedly, I could've put the win bonus to better use long-term training people, but when you've got a Shug with shooting power of 5000 then wasting a million on a win-bonus pales into insignificance really.

Just out of interest, do players ratings actually go up if you don't 'train' them? I've never stopped to notice. Do defenders who keep a cleansheet all get an extra tackling point? Ditto, keepers. Do goalscorers get an extra shooting point for every goal they tuck away? I've never looked.

Oh, and PompeyOrder's on there now. I suggest people gub him, just for fun!

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Tim wrote: This is fucking shite. My keeper is 3000+, my strikers are all near 2000 if not more, nobody is less than 500, and I can't beat anyone besides Jeff, Colin and Jem!

The so called award winning game simulation is shit. You think too much. Learning from Nickos Kingos, means learning to win. It's always a pleasure to play with (not against:D) You.

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Gazman wrote: The local councils put in an offer for the Partick Cricket Ground,I may accept :nod:

:laugh:

Bag of 'skunk',100 Regal and a top of the range PAYG mobile...

SOLD!!

'tis no more...

:laugh:

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Tim wrote: This is fucking shite. My keeper is 3000+, my strikers are all near 2000 if not more, nobody is less than 500, and I can't beat anyone besides Jeff, Colin and Jem!

Well...that makes ME feel soooo much better about my squad!!!

Love ya Timbo!

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El Jarvo wrote:

Tim wrote: This is fucking shite. My keeper is 3000+, my strikers are all near 2000 if not more, nobody is less than 500, and I can't beat anyone besides Jeff, Colin and Jem!

Just out of interest, do players ratings actually go up if you don't 'train' them? I've never stopped to notice. Do defenders who keep a cleansheet all get an extra tackling point? Ditto, keepers. Do goalscorers get an extra shooting point for every goal they tuck away? I've never looked.

Yes they do seem to go up by a point for every clean sheet, goal scored etc.

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Tim wrote: This is fucking shite. My keeper is 3000+, my strikers are all near 2000 if not more, nobody is less than 500, and I can't beat anyone besides Jeff, Colin and Jem!

IS THAT ALL??

No wonder I keep beating you..

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Tim wrote: This is fucking shite. My keeper is 3000+, my strikers are all near 2000 if not more, nobody is less than 500, and I can't beat anyone besides Jeff, Colin and Jem!

You're shiiiit and you know you are!

You're shiiiit and you know you are!

You're shiiiit and you know you are!

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confusion wrote:

Tim wrote: This is fucking shite. My keeper is 3000+, my strikers are all near 2000 if not more, nobody is less than 500, and I can't beat anyone besides Jeff, Colin and Jem!

The so called award winning game simulation is shit. You think too much. Learning from Nickos Kingos, means learning to win. It's always a pleasure to play with (not against:D) You.

:clap:

You know it makes sense! :shades: :smoking:

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I do like how every night there is a select few who are there dishing out the challenges on the stroke of midnight. This includes, and is not limited to, myself, Tim, Burt, Dave, Nick, Norbert and sometimes Al.

Every single night since we got back from Barca...

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Uncle Liam wrote: I do like how every night there is a select few who are there dishing out the challenges on the stroke of midnight. This includes, and is not limited to, myself, Tim, Burt, Dave, Nick, Norbert and sometimes Al.

Every single night since we got back from Barca...

Are any of us actually doing this for a reason? Isn't there an 'Olympics' looming with leagues and stuff? When's that happening? There's shirley gotta be an end in sight somewhere, no?

I'm exhausted. :laugh:

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I was thinking the same this morning. A lad I know seems to have given up. He got a bit pissy that I only joined a couple of months back and i'm waaaaaaaaaay above him in the league.

But you get out what you put in. No doubt I'll keep doing it, I think it's already a part of my OCD about it as I was twitching in Barcelona when I couldn't make or accept challenges.

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Im looking forward to another season of counting empty seats after the injury time board goes up and we are one nil up. Its cool to have OCD but possibly not as cool as tourettes!!

POMPEY CUP HOLDERS 39-45 and 2008 Av it

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pompeyorder wrote: POMPEY CUP HOLDERS 39-45 and 2008 Av it

Fcuk's sake.

79 Order goes on holiday and yet another Pompeycunt steps up the plate to remind us they've won summat recently! :laugh:

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you wanna come with us to wemberleee on Sunday alex and jeanette are down with teh mancs too

sorry forgot

CUP WINNERS 2 thousand and fing 8 we hate scum

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