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Bugger, can't enter the cups at the moment, as I'm spending all my money on training my entirely useless players...
Hmmm, should I spend 100 grand adding 4 training points to my forward (which seems to do fcuk all) in shooting, or should I concentrate on speed, tackling... Hang on a sec, that's 300 grand in training just one player...
I'm fcuked! 
Starting to think the football is either random or based entirely on how big your ground is. I've been training my players with my winnings, and given that I play about one match every fortnight it's gone a bit stale, and you'll all gub me now.
So, if I'd spent all my money increasing the size of the ground, rather than training players...
Ah bugger, I knew I was doing something wrong!
Tim wrote: Starting to think the football is either random or based entirely on how big your ground is. I've been training my players with my winnings, and given that I play about one match every fortnight it's gone a bit stale, and you'll all gub me now.
haha... NO. I'm not accepting that challenge yet.
Nick King wrote: So, if I'd spent all my money increasing the size of the ground, rather than training players...
Ah bugger, I knew I was doing something wrong!
You've got to throw your money at the ground to start with.
5,000 seats gets you enough cash for a couple of training points and you're still gonna get gubbed. 60,000 seats gets you up to a Million per home game. That's 20 training points and another 1000 seats. Or enough to buy an extra challenge every day.
Not sure it's too random, Tim. Some of the games are getting closer between us six or seven teams below you.
I'll except a challenge from you. The 10% of your gate money makes it worthwhile getting thumped 
I've got up to the 250k mark now in the football.
I'm pulling in 3-4mill notes per home game now. 
That fcuking cricket had a maintenance window till 7.30am this morning, the cnuts!!! Don't they know I have to be outta the house at 7.29 to dash for my train!!
15mill for a new stadium though - I'm never gonna make that, I keep splashing out on other stuff when I've a few quid in the bank! :\ohwell:
There's a lengthy description of how the games are decided on the site. It says that the entire game is simulated.
I've just decided to train Rocket Mick as much as I can then sell him to Real and retire to Spain.
El Jarvo wrote:
That fcuking cricket had a maintenance window till 7.30am this morning, the cnuts!!! Don't they know I have to be outta the house at 7.29 to dash for my train!!
They are making it too realistic now. It's like a proper English summer.
Cold grey and horrible outside and no play in the Cricket.
Biginoil wrote: I've just decided to train Rocket Mick as much as I can then sell him to Real and retire to Spain.
One step ahead of ya'.
Real Madrid already flogged him to Glasgee Sellick. 
So I should be adding seats to ma wee stadium?
I'm like Nickos, I've been training my donkeys thinking that would work.
What a cunt.
Biginoil wrote: There's a lengthy description of how the games are decided on the site. It says that the entire game is simulated.
Anyone notice how early goals seem to go in, for most games?
You can win a game 10-0 but all the goals go in the first 21mins or so. 
Shug Sludden wrote:
So I should be adding seats to ma wee stadium?
I'm like Nickos, I've been training my donkeys thinking that would work.
What a cunt.
It's a vicious circle.
You need money to train players, but you're gonna get fcuk all money if you don't expand your stadium.
Like I said earlier, I'm picking up millions of pounds per games now. I plough all that back into the team cos I can't expand further. Mind you, I've challenged a coupla Luton lads today who've got their players all ranked over 1000+ points. Nae fawking chance!!!
El Jarvo wrote:
Biginoil wrote: I've just decided to train Rocket Mick as much as I can then sell him to Real and retire to Spain.
One step ahead of ya'.
Real Madrid already flogged him to Glasgee Sellick.
and what a waste a money he was 
El Jarvo wrote:
Shug Sludden wrote:
So I should be adding seats to ma wee stadium?
I'm like Nickos, I've been training my donkeys thinking that would work.
What a cunt.
It's a vicious circle.
You need money to train players, but you're gonna get fcuk all money if you don't expand your stadium.
Like I said earlier, I'm picking up millions of pounds per games now. I plough all that back into the team cos I can't expand further. Mind you, I've challenged a coupla Luton lads today who've got their players all ranked over 1000+ points. Nae fawking chance!!!
I thought ye'd only be able to train players uptae 100! Madness.
Gazman wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Jarvo you've got me as cheerleader. I'm tall-ish, I could play.
I'm gonna make you and Nobby fluffy mascots
Al,Jemma and Nobby warm up for the first NOOL basketball game
We're exercising for summercase next week.
I just offered a One Million pound Win Bonus to my team in my own Cup Final! 
And I still got beat 10-0!
Cricket aint loading at all for me 
Ive gor $.5 million to spend,
well over 100 training points,
and all my challenges to use
As if the footie server wasn't already creaking like the cricket one...
New! TEAM LOYALTY WEEK!All Premier Football Teams will receive 6 challenges per day for the next seven days (until 16/07/08). We truly appreciate the support of all 1.6 million teams participating. Enjoy!
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough. 
Gazman wrote: 6 challenges....
Loadsamoney!!
Not when no bastard is playing
I can't believe that everyone has been working all morning 
Nobody's challenged me, and seeing as I lose 8-0 to Jarvo most games now, you all stand a chance!
Tim wrote: Nobody's challenged me, and seeing as I lose 8-0 to Jarvo most games now, you all stand a chance!
I'm today on my Down League tour, because I want to expand my stadium. Our last game was a home game for me.
LeggyD wrote:
Gazman wrote: 6 challenges....
Loadsamoney!!
Not when no bastard is playing
I can't believe that everyone has been working all morning
Filters are on at work Dave,
ye can beat me when i get home
yerself...
LeggyD wrote:
Gazman wrote: 6 challenges....
Loadsamoney!!
Not when no bastard is playing
I can't believe that everyone has been working all morning
I check in several times a day. You should challenge me, I will always accept.
This footie's really realistic, innit?
Today, I've won 6-0, last goal in the 8th minute. 8-0, last goal in the 10th minute. 9-0, last goal in the 16th. 11-0, last in the 18th. 7-0, last goal in the 9th!!
I beat Shug 5-0 with the goals coming in the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and 5th minutes!!! WTF!
Don't these players celebrate any goals?!
And WTF do they do after HT?!
Least when I got gubbed 10-0 last night it was 6-0 at HT. Way more realistic. Sorta.
El Jarvo wrote: Today, I've won 6-0, last goal in the 8th minute.
Considering the amount of money I've spent on training you and Darren to defend, I'd appreciate it if you turned up fore the first ten minutes!
