who gives a fuck about smoking!!!!!

Originally posted by Jeff So are you anti-smokers up for a ban on fat people at Mickey D's???

Is second hand fat detrimental to your health?

when I see a pregnant woman smoke, I swear I'd kill her!

Originally posted by Al Jarvis > Originally posted by Miss Disco> > > > Originally posted by Al Jarvis> I'm slightly wary of anyone who's not smoked during some portion of their lives. It's part of growing up.

Well, in that case, you should be wary of me, then; I've never smoked in my life.

Without wishing to stoke the fire, so to speak, but obviously failing miserably ... I've often found the most virulent anti-smokers to be the very people who don't actually go out in the first place, so why they want smoking banned from places they only visit, like, once a fcuking year is beyond me. I haven't smoked for 10+ years, but I've been a fairly regular pub-goer for 20+ years and grew up accepting pubs were places where adults went to have a drink and a smoke. I don't know anyone who's grown up in such an environment, be they smokers or non-smokers, who are particularly anti-smoking. Why people feel the need to spoil stuff for other people (and I'm talking about non-smokers whinging about smokers here) is fcuking beyond me. Killjoys.

Whingeing fookin non-smokers are of the same ilk as those part-time drinkers / full time cunts who are about to hit my fuckin local in a big way . Yeah that's right the fuckin twat who is out for the annual Christmas ' drink ' , he or she will descend on the pub with some like minded souls , draping fuckin coats over every available chair , cos their mates are comin in later , they'll get to the bar , fuck about ordering every type of crisp and peanut in the building , they'll want the names of every lager explaining to them , one of them will want a fuckin cuppa tea , which means Cheryl or Tracey will have to fuck off and find a kettle and an Earl Grey bag , then some braying half wit will shout over a demand for more salted peanuts and a SNOWBALL for Glenda , they'll complain that the lads in the vault keep kickin the juke box every time a Christmas tune by Wham comes on , THEN the fuckin clown at the bar wont have enough money to pay for the round , cos it's gone up since last time at this point I'll grab our kid and try to stop him puttin the traditional barstool over the once a year fellas head , we'll then go back to our table and open another warm emergency can from Tesco , specially bought to help cope with the influx of these twats .

By now deeply stessed both myself and mates will decide to light up a bifter , and IF amongst the annual visitors their is a born again non smoker .... he'd better fuckin shut it !

And then they'll want all the fookin taxis , makin Manchester nightlife a fuckin mind fuck of a journey on a bus , ill equipped as they are to cope with the bladder requirements of at least 15 piss artists , last year a Niagra falls in miniature cascaded down the stairs much to the chagrin of the shopping public , who no doubt bemoaned these once a year bus passengers and their evil ways .

fuck 'em

Not to mention the Noel Edmunds jumpers

bound to be one or two DigiMike , tradition dictates , also the old lass now past her sell by date , wearing Pretty Polly hold-ups with a diamante motif on the ankle , by the end of the night she'll be gettin back scuttled by one of the lads from the pool team . After the deed she'll say to him ' still got it have'nt I ? ' He'll say yeah you got it now ... it'll be a coupla days before she knows what he really meant .

Meantime the Landlord'll be showing favoured customers his new ' amateur video '

Are you Captain of the Pool Team, and how much are the Amatuer videos ?

Never got the Binoche stuff :(

the video is not commercialy available as yet , our bestsellers this week are :

Buttman in Brazil. UK students vol 7 starring local ( to Walkden / Little Hulton anyway )girl Jayne Whitehouse . Sluts who fuck Sluts and The Incredibles .

Not captain of pool team , but been known to put the odd one in , ooh er missus .

I knew I'd fucked up yer addy , it aint winged it's way back here , I'll source ( as they now seem to call ' find ' some more Binoche stuff before Crimble ) would a copy of local girl Jaynes number two best seller do fer now ? Addy to .com

HIYA SHUGLET :D

I'll get ya a bib fer xmas , best thing to catch spillin coffee

Gary

You have email

Morning Shug, get back to work, what an example you set

Aren't you making a snowman?

Not you Shug! ;)

Yeah Shug , get back to work , I mean it's Friday , if yer daft enough to go in .... try and do a bit , just for forms sake

Nae wonder we lost the Empire ... and the Odeon , come to think of it .

DigiMike mail not here yet , will reply as soon as .

That lass has turned up who ruined the Denzil film fer me

Ah well , bygones

Originally posted by ShugZV© > Originally posted by NObabe> Aren't you making a snowman? > > Not you Shug! ;)

The snow only lasted for an hour or so here, by the time I got up this morning it had all but disappeared, Mike isnae too far away - so I doubt he was making snowmen out of his son this morning either;)

Mr Mac, don't blame me for losing the Empire, that wee bastard Skywalker has a lot tae answer for.

And Work? is that?

:D Okay young Padawan ,cool yer boots ,whilst we're talkin space bollox a slight digression into a not entirely unrelated topic .

Will you play SATURN 5 by the INSPIRALS at yer dj gig tonite ?

And SENSORIA by Cabaret Voltaire

Floor fillers both of 'em .

There ye go a plug fer yer gig

Now reclaim the Empire ,before yer next baccy break

Correct Shug, snow has gone, however I now have all day to copy dvd's again.

Gary tried your email, could you mail me

mrdigitalmike@aol.com

I have a goodie for you

Mike , will do , just sent one to groovygeeva addy , is that off now ?

Yep

I am now on mrdigitalmike@aol.com

I have replied to your mail:)

recieved and replied , gremlins thrown out .

forgot to mention in reply , will send our kids dvd swaps list with first package

Fuck em! SMoking rules and I don't give a shite if it offends anyone! As an American, I consider it patriotic to smoke as it was one of our first crops that helped to make this nation.

Personally, I fooking hate fresh air and I am offended by the "Freshies" in the crowd.

"You wanted a smoking section? We gave you the whole fucking plane!! Honestly, if the plane is going down the first thing your gonna hear from the Captian is: 'Light 'em up! Cuz we're goin' down!' "

Tee Hee...OK, nice rant.

Banning it is stupid. Next we'll ban meat, caffine, opinions, booze (Already tried that and it didn't work), JSB, bikinis, real plants in your home, pets and anything else that some one MIGHT gain pleasure from!!!!

Fuvk it!! Let's just ban that little smilie while we're at it!! Because I'm a fuvking sissy and I'm offended by the message that it implies!!!

Very sad.

well i promised myself that i wouldnt drag this thread down to the abyss,but bollocks to it,the smokers seem to be gaining the upper hand so time to dish out some facts.

smoking gets you.

1. lung cancer
2. throat cancer
3. mouth cancer
4. toungue cancer
5. heart disease
6. strokes
7. amputations
8. arterial disease
9. impaired lung capacity.

to name a few

not smoking gets you.

1. none of the above

now to show i know that i know what im talking about ,many of you are to young and too daft to care about any of the above. but when the day comes as it did for my uncle,when he went into the dentists and said i think ive got toothache and he said i dont think you have ? go and see a doctor. let me see you rant about the right to smoke then. he ended up with one eye,half a face and a plate inside his head to stop his brain from falling into his mouth cavity,such was the extent of the damage. he died shortly after the extensive surgery to save him,that said its not the reason im against smoking in general. if you think you have a right to smoke,then fair enough but your still a daft cunt.

Originally posted by Sir CHUNKS Banning it is stupid. Next we'll ban meat, caffine, opinions, booze (Already tried that and it didn't work), JSB, bikinis, real plants in your home, pets and anything else that some one MIGHT gain pleasure from!!!!

Second-hand smoke causes all of the health problems (see Mike Powell's list) associated with smoking.

Second-hand meat: no health problems. Second-hand caffeine: no health problems. Second-hand opinions: no health problems. Second-hand booze: no health problems. Second-hand JSB: no health problems. Second-hand bikinis: no health problems. Second-hand real plants: no health problems. Second-hand pets: maybe some dander allergies...

You can put what you want in your lungs, but keep it the fuck out of my lungs... i.e., when we're sharing a public space, light up someplace where you're only killing yourself. That's not so much to ask, is it?

Originally posted by mike powell well i promised myself that i wouldnt drag this thread down to the abyss,but bollocks to it,the smokers seem to be gaining the upper hand so time to dish out some facts.smoking gets you.1. lung cancer2. throat cancer3. mouth cancer4. toungue cancer5. heart disease6. strokes7. amputations8. arterial disease9. impaired lung capacity.to name a fewnot smoking gets you.1. none of the abovenow to show i know that i know what im talking about ,many of you are to young and too daft to care about any of the above.but when the day comes as it did for my uncle,when he went into the dentists and said i think ive got toothache and he said i dont think you have ? go and see a doctor.let me see you rant about the right to smoke then.he ended up with one eye,half a face and a plate inside his head to stop his brain from falling into his mouth cavity,such was the extent of the damage.he died shortly after the extensive surgery to save him,that said its not the reason im against smoking in general.if you think you have a right to smoke,then fair enough but your still a daft cunt.

My father died of blood cancer-- not a clear link between that and his 58 years of smoking, but exposure to formaldehyde is a factor in blood cancer, and smokers inhale formaldehyde with every drag...

So before I "hear" any more swaggering bravado from smokers about their "rights" and their fatalism, try watching somebody die of blood cancer, and then tell me what you have to say. Until then, you don't know jack.

Lost my Dad to cancer. Cancer on the heart. The doctors did not know where the cancer stopped and the heart began. Smoked Kools for decades. Don't know if that was the cause.