Why do people find heavy metallers funnier than hip hoppers?
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twist wrote: Metal bands do not kill each other unlike rap/hip and or hop people.
and then glorify the deaths as some sort of martyrdom (biggie and tupac, anyone?).
pumped full of drugs wrote: hip hop is cool, metal is dumb white trash
depends on the hip-hop and the metal. there's excellent hip-hop and awful hip-hop; same with metal. i'd hardly put iron maiden and old metallica in the same category as '80s hair metal! ;)
pumped full of drugs wrote: hip hop is cool, metal is dumb white trash
Exactly. Hip-hop is not funny, they can kill ya, it's an enormous culture. Metal is white trash. Even the Clash and New Order were into HH, but hardly into HMR (well for the little exception of TBTHOG :))
Slayer actually is not bad.
"The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin and that's what I said"
head-banging music with silly ass lyrics compared to raw, ghetto induced, silly ass lyrics of hip hop that has mainstream power-bottom line-generates into $$$ so 50 cents, ludracris, etc.. are the ones laughing all the way to the bank.
It really depends. '80s Metallica had some excellent riffs and the lyrics weren't laughably bad; Motley Crue, on the other hand, is a parody of good heavy metal. I dislike hip-hop - the image, the lyrics, the phoniness, the canned-sounding "instrumentation", the fact that annoying shite like "Baby Mama" (from last summer, in case you forgot) can be released. Perhaps if I hadn't grown up in Philadelphia, I wouldn't dislike the genre as much, but the overexposure makes me hate every rap song on the radio. In fact, I didn't even know Nirvana - or any newer rock music - existed until about 1994, because all that was played on urban radio stations was early '90s rap and pop.
AgentWood wrote:
twist wrote: Metal bands do not kill each other unlike rap/hip and or hop people.
and then glorify the deaths as some sort of martyrdom (biggie and tupac, anyone?).
Agree.
- Even the 'Satanic' side of Metal seems laughable... there's also quite a bit of leftist metal out there; Metallica is very anti-war for example...
What about Nine Inch Nails, poweful emotive and experimental metal?
What about Sabbath, Napalm Death? Working class lads reflecting their surrounding in the way JD did?
This is funny.
A lot of metal is serious stuff...
Like all other music genres it has a silly, a 'cool' and a serious side.
I'm not particularly fond of either genre though they both have their moments.
I'm completely convinced that hip hop is this generation's New Wave:
Near total dependence on canned, candyfloss electronic backings
Bombastic, egotistical frontmen
Large focus on a heavily stylized, extravagant visual and fashion element
Dependence on mimetic music videos that serve as nothing more to show off the vocalist's charisma, visual appearance, and lap of luxury (Duran Duran invented the 'Bling-Bling' video with Rio)
Genre revolving almost entirely around infectous hit seasonal singles by a large clique of established bignames, with albums generally being afterthoughts and singles forgotten within a few months.
Music that all sounds vaguely the same down to the vocalists, yet manages to be fairly catchy in the manner of getting stuck in your head.
A few generalisations there I think Hannett.
There's plenty of creative, intelligent and inspiring hip-hop out there that doesn't fit your stereotypes.
Hip-hop culture not funny? Play some GTA: San Andreas. It's a hoot.
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Christopher Owens wrote: Spinal Tap is one reason...
On the flipside you have films like "Fear of a Black Hat" and "Ali G Indahouse" parodying the hip-hop lifestyle.
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depthcharge wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote: Spinal Tap is one reason...
On the flipside you have films like "Fear of a Black Hat" and "Ali G Indahouse" parodying the hip-hop lifestyle.
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CB4 is another
Anyone heard of Goldie Lookin Chain? Such classic hip hop anthems such as Guns Don't Kill People Rappers Do, Your Mother's Got a Penis and Your Missus is a Nutter.
Or Hayseed Dixie. Who cover Highway to Hell, Ace of Spades and Walk This Way as hillbilly music.
I've heard Hayseed Dixie, amazing stuff.
As for hip hop being this generatiosn New Wave, it's been going on too long and it's showing its age. Non-stick wallpaper music with the flavor of the month.
AgentWood wrote: i have always and will always love 'baby got back' by sir mix-a-lot.
And you, madam, have taste. :D
john kershaw wrote: both kinds of music are just pure shite imo.
Exactly mine also..Druid knobheads and Fake Ganster Rap annoying toss,from annoying fake tossers!There is something wrong in the world if Rap is the biggest selling genre,for fucks sake.. it is no longer raw or meaningful,or representative of its exponents,who are minted liars.I am biased tho cos I hated all the early Rap too.
One type of metal I've always hated is extreme metal: Slayer etc reveling in wearing tight leather trousers and praising Belezub.
Gives metal a bad name.
Down to earth metal (like Sabbath, Motorhead, AC/DC, Meshietica, G N R) are the best of the genre.
pumped full of drugs wrote: hip hop is cool, metal is dumb white trash
Does Eminem not come to mind?
Christopher Owens wrote: What about Nine Inch Nails, poweful emotive and experimental metal?
What about Sabbath, Napalm Death? Working class lads reflecting their surrounding in the way JD did?
This is funny.
Clean-faced, upper-middle class suburban kids in track suits - that truly is what makes rap laughable. Quite frankly, I never understood the allure of it, especially when you have parents who have money and who'll probably buy you a car and a good college education. I've never lived in the suburbs, but nevertheless, I grew up in a city, although not in any project thankfully, that smells of sewage, has a school district that gives you textbooks from the '80s in 2000, and has pervasive drug and violence problems (I've never sold drugs, but once in a pizza place, some kid tried to sell me a few dime bags of weed and a white powdery substance). Have I succumbed and began listening to Beanie Siegel? I honestly prefer New Order.
Christopher Owens wrote:
pumped full of drugs wrote: hip hop is cool, metal is dumb white trash
Does Eminem not come to mind?
i really like eminem, actually.
When i see Heavy Metallers i think of the two funny characters that Hale and Pace used to do many years ago, allways stoned they were,i can never think of the names of the charachters,thats got me thinking now any help with the names of them two???
