Have you ever had sex in or around a supermarket?

I thought I'd tie up a couple threads here and ask the unasked question

pumped full of drugs wrote: I thought I'd tie up a couple threads here and ask the unasked question

Can't remember. Maybe once when I was drunk.

O was it at the cemetery?

I did share a quick kiss near the Birthday card section in Tesco last week , funnily enough.Dont think the other customers around at the time approved though.And i can understand their objections.I wouldnt have liked to see it either.

Johnny wrote: I did share a quick kiss near the Birthday card section in Tesco last week , funnily enough.Dont think the other customers around at the time approved though.And i can understand their objections.I wouldnt have liked to see it either.

I don't suppose you have a picture of that.

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: I did share a quick kiss near the Birthday card section in Tesco last week , funnily enough.Dont think the other customers around at the time approved though.And i can understand their objections.I wouldnt have liked to see it either.

I don't suppose you have a picture of that.

Sorry Pats ,i didn`t have a camera with me.Will try and capture the moment next time.

pumped full of drugs wrote: I thought I'd tie up a couple threads here and ask the unasked question

You forgot to ask if they were listening to New Order or Depeche Mode whilst having sex in or around a supermarket.

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: I did share a quick kiss near the Birthday card section in Tesco last week , funnily enough.Dont think the other customers around at the time approved though.And i can understand their objections.I wouldnt have liked to see it either.

I don't suppose you have a picture of that.

Sorry Pats ,i didn`t have a camera with me.Will try and capture the moment next time.

Thanks, Johnny. You should have your camera handy at all times, just in case.

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: I did share a quick kiss near the Birthday card section in Tesco last week , funnily enough.Dont think the other customers around at the time approved though.And i can understand their objections.I wouldnt have liked to see it either.

I don't suppose you have a picture of that.

Sorry Pats ,i didn`t have a camera with me.Will try and capture the moment next time.

Thanks, Johnny. You should have your camera handy at all times, just in case.

Will do, Pats.

No alas !

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: I did share a quick kiss near the Birthday card section in Tesco last week , funnily enough.Dont think the other customers around at the time approved though.And i can understand their objections.I wouldnt have liked to see it either.

I don't suppose you have a picture of that.

Perhaps you could check with the Tesco CCTV footage, Pats?

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Reminds me of a news story I heard on a morning show today. Some guy busted for having sex with a pumpkin.

"Sir, you are screwing a pumpkin."

"Dang, is it midnight already?!"

Yes she said you can CHECKOUT anytime you want but you can NEVER leave.So i married the BITCH!

Not a supermarket. But in the shop I managed... :D

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

Johnny wrote: I did share a quick kiss near the Birthday card section in Tesco last week , funnily enough.Dont think the other customers around at the time approved though.And i can understand their objections.I wouldnt have liked to see it either.

I don't suppose you have a picture of that.

Perhaps you could check with the Tesco CCTV footage, Pats?

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What makes you think I would have access to that, DC?

You seem quite enthusiastic, perhaps you could ask nicely.

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depthcharge wrote: You seem quite enthusiastic, perhaps you could ask nicely.

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I wouldn't even know who to ask, DC.

And there may not even have been a camera pointed at the relevant spot.

Use your initiative, P.

I can't see it being a problem if an well-spoken gent from the USA makes an international call to a suburban UK Tescos security office enquiring about a copy of CCTV footage of a fellow forum poster smooching someone near a card stand sometime last week?

They probably field calls like that all the time.

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depthcharge wrote: Use your initiative, P.

I can't see it being a problem if an well-spoken gent from the USA makes an international call to a suburban UK Tescos security office enquiring about a copy of CCTV footage of a fellow forum poster smooching someone near a card stand sometime last week?

They probably field calls like that all the time.

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One might almost think you've made calls like that yourself, DC.

No need, I just download it off the Net.

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depthcharge wrote: No need, I just download it off the Net.

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I should have guessed.

No need, I just download it off the Net.

And share it with the Discovery Center?

"Sir, you are screwing a pumpkin."

That reminds me of a seasonal joke:

"What do hillbillies like to do on Halloween?"

"Pump kin."

define 'around.'

LE Roberts wrote:

No need, I just download it off the Net.

And share it with the Discovery Center?

Damn it LE, I just love the way you emerge from the ether every now and then, brandishing a new Discovery Centre gag.

It seems to be a place of limitless possibilities.

A microcosm of Idaho, no doubt.

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We make learning fun!

Perhaps, with every reference, the day will come when you just have to see our fine city/state for yourself. The autumn foliage is absolutely brilliant right now.

LE Roberts wrote:

"Sir, you are screwing a pumpkin."

That reminds me of a seasonal joke:

"What do hillbillies like to do on Halloween?"

"Pump kin."

LE, I was mulling over holiday options a couple of months ago and could see no flights to Idaho on the travel agent's board. Not one.

In the end I took a trip to Hong Kong. Sure it was exciting, sophisticated, cosmopolitan and all that. But the spud quality was a lowpoint and frankly the greenbelt was a joke.

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But the spud quality was a lowpoint and the greenbelt was a joke.

All imi"taters", the whole bunch of them.

Get to Los Angeles and the flights up to these parts are numerous. They might ask you to physically fly the plane for part of the trip, but that's what makes it exciting.

Like, just while they're opening the crop dusting chutes or will I have to land the thing?

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