Have you ever had sex in or around a supermarket?

All 4 seasons are accounted for here. I enjoy January and February because I ski a lot. Do you ski or snowboard, Pats?

I once had sex in a supermarket parking lot, but it was during the night: the supermarket was closed and the parking empty. I was young and had no driving licence. My GF had a car and a licence and proceeded to teach me how to drive in this parking lot. Obvisously, I wasn't a very assiduous apprentice. I also remember that we spent a lot of time trying to clean the seat afterwards :o

LE Roberts wrote: All 4 seasons are accounted for here. I enjoy January and February because I ski a lot. Do you ski or snowboard, Pats?

No I don't, LE.

I have to say, I really hate winter.

But I don't blame Idaho.

So you could say you prefer the Boise of summer?

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I prefer the anything of summer, DC.

So you could say you prefer the Boise of summer?

You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on?

LE Roberts wrote:

So you could say you prefer the Boise of summer?

You got that hair slicked back and those Wayfarers on?

That would be a bit unseasonal at this point, wouldn't it, LE?

Not necessarily, Pats. Low 70s and sunny through the weekend. Perhaps that will get DC back on the horn with a travel agent.

LE Roberts wrote: Not necessarily, Pats. Low 70s and sunny through the weekend. Perhaps that will get DC back on the horn with a travel agent.

Sounds perfectly delightful.

Surprisingly so. But I'm ready for snow, nonetheless.

Does that mean you expect it soon, or that you wish it would happen sooner than it's likely to?

Sooner than it's likely to. It'll hit the mountains in the next two or three weeks, with ski season (hopefully) opening around Thanksgiving. I know of one resort that has already opened in Colorado.

I suppose I can appreciate in an abstract way that snow on a ski slope might be more appealing than dirty piles of snow on sidewalks in an urban setting.

Patrick wrote: I suppose I can appreciate in an abstract way that snow on a ski slope might be more appealing than dirty piles of snow on sidewalks in an urban setting.

And remember to stay clear of those yellow patches too.

And remember to stay clear of those yellow patches too.

Sound advice, J, sound advice.

I suppose I can appreciate in an abstract way that snow on a ski slope might be more appealing than dirty piles of snow on sidewalks in an urban setting.

Yes, quite a bit more. In heavy winters we get that here, as well.

LE Roberts wrote: Not necessarily, Pats. Low 70s and sunny through the weekend. Perhaps that will get DC back on the horn with a travel agent.

Sun schmun.

We get more than enough here, LE.

I'd be there for the snowboarding, the skiing, the singing of western frontier songs around a campfire with the Robertses, the root vegetables, and of course, the learning adventure of the Discovery Centre.

Perhaps Pats will fly over and join us. Maybe he'll even oversee upgrading of the decor in the Egyptian Theatre.

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What makes you think I have any relevant expertise to bring to bear on a project such as upgrading the decor of the Egyptian Theater, DC?

Just a hunch, P.

Thought you might have some natural talents in the interior design field.

Do you?

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Absolutely none, DC. You would only need to see where I live to appreciate that.

Perhaps you can send me a photo?

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Perhaps you can send me a photo?

depthcharge wrote: Perhaps you can send me a photo?

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Perhaps not.

depthcharge wrote:

What happened to the hat, the sunglasses, the cigarette?

I think it's an impostor.

Patrick wrote:

What happened to the hat, the sunglasses, the cigarette?

depthcharge wrote:

Patrick wrote:

What happened to the hat, the sunglasses, the cigarette?

The True DC?