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i have i logged onto yahoo chatrooms by mistake ?ChrissMari wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Right.Who wants it?
unf
What does unf mean,Chriss? I get the feeling, its not good
78681 wrote: I like unibrows and corn rows...what does that get me?
Worzel Gallagher's yer man
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i like unicorns and rainbows as well.
well, hi there. :kiss:
hi there back 
:)
Missy Jem wrote: Ha ha!
Actually i don't have any recent photo's to put on at the minute but i'm working on it. There's a pic of me on my profile from a few years ago but it's pre-parachute jump so i'm not looking good!
Decided anyway that everyone on here is a catch cos you all like New Order and that's good enough for me!
That's a fine point miss, and indeed the best thing about this thread is, everyone of the opposite sex, while clearly clinically insane (this is BCD on NOOL after all, the world's premier online asylum if you don't count C.O.L.A.), at least likes New ORder and that forces them, even presumably mingin old gits like me, into the top 1% of the most desirable people in the world, so i'm only up against70million or so.
but since you pointed that out, and for your wonderful comments on the maltesers thread. And without even lookin at ye, for such things are so meaningless(the cry of the ugly), and despite the fact I'm probably old enough to be yer da.
Get yer coat luv, you've scored :)
(Nobabe, AgentWood, Sam and all don't kill yourselves yet, she might break my heartand you can have me on the rebound, along with some new songs of misery)
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i like unicorns and rainbows as well.
well, hi there. :kiss:
hi there back
Anyone taken a plane ride recently?
I need one of them barf bags.
:\pimp3:
depthcharge wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
Ronald Kirsch wrote: i like unicorns and rainbows as well.
well, hi there. :kiss:
hi there back
Anyone taken a plane ride recently?
I need one of them barf bags.
:\pimp3:
don't you worry about that.
Looks like Jem's stood me up lads. I'll be on the beach staring wistfully out at a grey ocean if anyone needs me.
Sorry, i've been on my lunch. Wow, look what i've missed! You can be my new cyber hubby. Be afraid, be very afraid...
(Note to self: I will not, must not, chop this one to pieces)
By the way, "old enough to be my da"? We're the same age. I'm now extremely confused. How did you manage that?
he's really a 59 year old orange bearded fisherman - stuck in the middle of the Irish Sea on a Ferry, waiting for the Soirens call. with only a stash of Golden Virginia baccy and his laptop for company.
john kershaw wrote: he's really a 59 year old orange bearded fisherman - stuck in the middle of the Irish Sea on a Ferry, waiting for the Soirens call. with only a stash of Golden Virginia baccy and his laptop for company.
Just how i like 'em. Yum
hmmmm, not bad actually, except. It's only the Beard that's firey orange (I'm Irish, it's impossible NOT to have red tinted facial hair if you've lived here more than about 2 years). the Ferry, is in fact a large mat of floating moss, often mistaken for an island and called Ireland. I have been known to fish Yes it's golden vag The laptop is in fact a pile of bits that runs linux, there is alos a windows machine, it plays games and crashes.
As for being yer Da, errrrr Have you seen my Type40 time capsule?
See, the thing is Jem, you've locked us out of your profile, we cannae click on ye to see your delicous (I fookin hope since we're married now) gob, or see that you're an aging wreck like me.
EDIT: holy fuck you must be in girl, I never even called you a daft bint or anything up there :)
EDIT EDIT: I just spotted ( slow on the uptake me), you're from bolton. Oh bliss, do you refuse to believe in a silent W like Fred Dibnah? Whole is pronounced something like Woahle :)
click on her name in the posts list to the right.
head like a balloon, mind like a loon, likes to moon, and can't play a choon.
Yep...she's from Boorelton alright.
Have i? I thought it was open, i'd better check. Don't judge a book by its cover though, they're not good photy's!
How odd..... most people, I can click their name there
<<<<< and get their profile, but I had to click Jem in the post list.Fucking awkward fucking women.
You the shit scared one in the Black?
EDIT, I can't click on my own name oever there now either. Things like this hurt when you've been up since errrr about half 5 yesterday (teatime).
Steve Campbell wrote: How odd..... most people, I can click their name there
<<<<< and get their profile, but I had to click Jem in the post list.Fucking awkward fucking women.
You the shit scared one in the Black?
Aye! That's me, that is one terrified smile i'm telling you.
hennasarai wrote: Can we submit friend's names? I have this um, friend, who needs to be set up.*grin*
Yessss errrrr....the particular use of the term "set up" certainly applies to anything the poor fucker's gonna land among these hallowed fora, especially if they're you know........HEY, what's the word for people who don't do NO, you know how like to Jews, there's them and all the rest of us, which is gentiles, clearly we are MUSIC'S chosen, we need a name for those less fortunate.
PS. not taking a crack. Fuck that's all we need "anti semitic website of nazi band" ROFLMAO.
Missy Jem wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: How odd..... most people, I can click their name there
<<<<< and get their profile, but I had to click Jem in the post list.Fucking awkward fucking women.
You the shit scared one in the Black?
Aye! That's me, that is one terrified smile i'm telling you.
it looks like you've taken a bite outta yer seat.
So ....what about this silent W business?
Steve Campbell wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: How odd..... most people, I can click their name there
<<<<< and get their profile, but I had to click Jem in the post list.Fucking awkward fucking women.
You the shit scared one in the Black?
Aye! That's me, that is one terrified smile i'm telling you.
it looks like you've taken a bite outta yer seat.
So ....what about this silent W business?
What silent W? I'm never silent. In fact i'm pretty damn noisy.
john kershaw wrote: click on her name in the posts list to the right.
head like a balloon, mind like a loon, likes to moon, and can't play a choon.
Yep...she's from Boorelton alright.
As opposed to..
He's uncool, didn't go to school, a bit of a tool, loves Harry Kewell, is a fool, will lose in a duel
Yeah, how good am i?
hmmm, not sure if you missed it or you're just being all bloody evasive and female.....
I wished to know, if, as a Bolton lass, you spoke like the Great Fred Dibnah?
The word Whole is pronounced WITH a W. And bloody, is a lot closer to blurry :)
Steve Campbell wrote: hmmm, not sure if you missed it or you're just being all bloody evasive and female.....
I wished to know, if, as a Bolton lass, you spoke like the Great Fred Dibnah?
The word Whole is pronounced WITH a W. And bloody, is a lot closer to blurry :)
Oh i thought you were referring to one of my posts. There are a few consonants us Bolton-ers drop.
For example, I live in Horwich - i pronounce it 'Orrich Bolton - Bowton I'm telling you - tell thi Darling - cock Water - wather
To name but a few.
I can speak Irish
Top o'the morning to ye da
Missy Jem wrote:
Aye! That's me, that is one terrified smile i'm telling you.
Hubba hubba!
Don't mind Mr. Campbell...he's actually an Akai sampler reprogrammed to autopost to this forum to boost traffic numbers. If you go here, he's the one in the 19-inch rack with the keyboard on his head, second photo down, on the left.
Serves me right for not having azureus blasting along and wrecking my connection, bloody webserver.
Jem you can whisper sweet nowts to me all yer want lass.
Actually, that's a quasimidi technox, and tbh I'm far more likely to be it (it jabbers a lot too), so you were right anyway.
EDIT: the only saving grace for me in those shots is that Rich looks worse. I'm figuring Jem's not seen me legs anyway or she'd not been seen dead on the same thread as me.
