Steve Campbell wrote: Actually, that's a quasimidi technox, and tbh I'm far more likely to be it (it jabbers a lot too), so you were right anyway.
Yeah, but the Akai is the one with the really big knob.
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Gnu Odor wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Actually, that's a quasimidi technox, and tbh I'm far more likely to be it (it jabbers a lot too), so you were right anyway.
Yeah, but the Akai is the one with the really big knob.
Cheers, that should impress her, 25 quid wasn't it
oh crap this isn't a PM?
what's the name of the jail that Steve's in?
surely they could have given him gardening or kitchen duties, not the crappy disco.
actually it's called the "Our Lady of the blessed Victor Lewis Smith crank phone call residence for the not-being-a-complete-fucking-mental-case-with-potentially-dangerous-symptoms-edly challenged"
Odd thing is I got promoted after only 3 weeks as deputy warden
Gnu Odor wrote:
Missy Jem wrote:
Aye! That's me, that is one terrified smile i'm telling you.
Hubba hubba!
Don't mind Mr. Campbell...he's actually an Akai sampler reprogrammed to autopost to this forum to boost traffic numbers. If you go here, he's the one in the 19-inch rack with the keyboard on his head, second photo down, on the left.
Right back atcha Gnu Odor 
I always had my suspicions about Mr Campbell, he's here ALL the time. I mean doesn't he sleep?
PS: Mr Campbell, beauty is in the eye of the beerholder, and i think you's is well nice man.
hmmmmmmm never received a genuine compliment from someone who hadn't been standing on the other end of my speakers on better drugs then me before.
Steve Campbell wrote:
hmmmmmmm never received a genuine compliment from someone who hadn't been standing on the other end of my speakers on better drugs then me before.
I is bein genuine man!
What music do you play anyway Mr Steve?
Mainly very bad I never really grew out of that phase where kids get all the pots and pans and bate (that's an NI pronounciation for you) the shite out of them with pencils or knitting needles. I just bought/borrowed/lucked into bigger and better machines with flashing lights to help me. I DID manage to sane up enough to get a track on community :)
Or, there's a NO ripoff if you like
A quid says the websever, after showing everyone me doing the murph and the magictones singalong behind the mixer, will now bail rather than serve up a tune.....
EDIT: you get to hear the vocals when I've known you about 2 years :) This tune is not typical, it's just the shopfront....a Loss leader you might say.
Missy Jem wrote:
What music do you play anyway Mr Steve?
Mostly skin flute and some male organ. Har har.
Actually, I've got Mr. Campbell in my ear canal right this moment on my nifty iPod Shuffle. Very Aphex Twin Selected Ambient Works Vol. 2 at the moment.
OK, I'll leave you two alone now.
I'll have to have a go on my PC at home. My works computer is poo and doesn't have sound.
By the way just asked you a question in another thread. Is Joshua Brooks the pub down the side of the Apollo?
way to threadfuck there Gnu :)
ahh u fixed it :)
JB's is between some railway arches and the old factory offices about 1/2-1 mile from the Apollo.
If you have a hard time getting the file, lemme know (if i'm stil awake) and I'll have a word with the bandwidth bastard scripts.
EDIT: errrr Gnu, I might be wrong, but i don't THINK she's about to start humping my leg, for one thing it's difficult over TCP/IP and I'm on Linux too !
Well to be fair Mr Gnu, i can call you Gnu can't i?, this is a public forum? If it was a private conversation i would say...
"Mr Campbell, step into my office" (ooer!)
Oops, one last note and then back to work. If you'd ever get back to the Community 2 thread, Mr. Campbell, I've offered up some hot oral action.
Having been up for some 23+hours, i think i'm finally starting to fade. I go to bed now to dream sweet thoughts about how a world devoid of NO loving wenches has turned into a veritable feast. And how a hottie from Bolton who's also a total fucking mental case, said nice things to me. I will not be thinking of Gnu, or oral, and certainly not in any proximity that isn't most efficiently measured in parsecs.
night all (he says knowing full well he'll post again as like as not). I'll probably be back when you;ve all gone to bed.
Steve Campbell wrote: I go to bed now to dream sweet thoughts about how a world devoid of NO loving wenches has turned into a veritable feast. And how a hottie from Bolton who's also a total fucking mental case, said nice things to me.
Don't take any of that personally, Jem. All the testosterone he's had to take since the operation has made him really cranky. He's really a sweetheart.
Errr...I met my girlfriend on NOOL's sister site, Retroforward Radio. So ah...that must count for something, right? 
Jem did you get that tune yet?
The rest of you are terribly smutty this morning.
Al if you can breathe through your ears, yer actual technique's wrong :)
Steve Campbell wrote: Jem did you get that tune yet?
The rest of you are terribly smutty this morning.
Al if you can breathe through your ears, yer actual technique's wrong :)
Erm i forgot, soz!
I was actually laying lino in my cupboard last night (don't ask) so didn't get on computer. But i will try this weekend. I could demolish a bottle of red wine this very minute - do you think they'd cotton on in work if i said i was drinking blackcurrant? I talk shite at the best of times so there won't be any change there.
Christopher Owens wrote: You said it.
By the way Mr Owen, i like your pointy school master smiley on your avatar. I want one...
Missy Jem wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: Jem did you get that tune yet?
The rest of you are terribly smutty this morning.
Al if you can breathe through your ears, yer actual technique's wrong :)
Erm i forgot, soz!
I was actually laying lino in my cupboard last night (don't ask) so didn't get on computer. But i will try this weekend. I could demolish a bottle of red wine this very minute - do you think they'd cotton on in work if i said i was drinking blackcurrant? I talk shite at the best of times so there won't be any change there.
The only problem I see there is that starting this early usually leads to you being ruined by about 8. Never good.
Well if I'm not actually around NOOL when you're downloading, and it gives you any grief, mail me. The one below actually works (tho all it gets is "talk bollox" thread replies and spam)
No Spam, thanks, but I'd gladly split a virtual bottle of Australian shiraz with any of you.
Mind, it's 9 a.m. here, but I don't mind starting a couple of hours early in the name of trans-Atlantic relations.
Steve Campbell wrote: The rest of you are terribly smutty this morning.
I resent that insinuation.
I was only thinking that, perhaps the next time Missy Jem is going to lay something at her place, you might want to be there to pitch in.
