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Gnu Odor wrote:
Steve Campbell wrote: The rest of you are terribly smutty this morning.
I resent that insinuation.
I was only thinking that, perhaps the next time Missy Jem is going to lay something at her place, you might want to be there to pitch in.
Stop it, i'm blushing.
By the way, you actually look like your avatar! Cool. Have you got fries instead of hair?
LOL GNU, I don't think I even meant you :)
Now, you've made the lady blush, shame on you.
:)
You know, BIGINOIL doesn't have too much time left, poor luckless sod, and it would break his wee heart if this selfless thread of his didn't lead to at least one actual date.
Al Jarvis wrote: I can breathe through my ears!
Oooo I might just have to leave my husband...that's talent right there!!
Alas, since I am married as of 5 months I cannot participate in this, however, I love playing matchmaker. My matchmaking success rate? Don't ask ;)
No one would want me anyway...I'm boring (see the Dodgy Quiz thread if you don't believe me).
Heather
Rocket Mick wrote: I'm am that OLD you need to CARBON DATE me.But AM I BOTHERED?:D
an all-time RM classic! 
My geography's a little rusty ... what's the name of that romantic little island in the Irish Sea, about midway between Bangor and Bolton?
Gnu Odor wrote: My geography's a little rusty ... what's the name of that romantic little island in the Irish Sea, about midway between Bangor and Bolton?
isle of man is only romantic if you like bikers or norman wisdom...the later is great,he had such a rough upbringing and has my respect. his dad was an alchy and pulled his bicycle to pieces because norman forgot to get the spuds on way home from school.
FAC51 wrote: Enough! Will someone hook up already so the rest of us can watch?!
You're waiting for some NOOL cyber-sex?
Well Jem's actually the biggest mentalist on this site, if that doesn't count for something I dunno what does. Not bad going for a relaticve newbie as well, considering the here gathered ranks of nutters. Sadly it appears she has a life and consequently, better things to do that sit on NOOL all weekend.Which is a shame, cos I could certainly do with her entertainment :)
Romantic week in the IoM...nah..it's december! suspect tho that all you'll get to watch will be alcohol vanishing.
Pervs
Besidies,I'm sure Bangor and Bolton offer many wonderful places to get blocked and shout bollox.
I bet she met someone this weekend and will marrying him on Monday, just my luck :)
my excuse is that its 6pm here and i'm doing a job application. almost done, just one more paragraph.
It's 7am, and I've had 4 hours sleep, any wonder I pine for Missy Jem to come here and make me laugh :)
once in a while I do. rarely and not for long enough.
Every now and then it all gets too much and I shut down for about 36 hours :)
Believe it or not I wish I was back at work, it would make my newfound urge to see New Order several more times a lot easier. Iam getting really really fucking bored with sitting around all day every day. Going out and about has consequences so i try and avoid it. if it wasn't for all the crazy fuckers here I'd have gone postal a long time ago.
which is why I WANT JEM BACK!!! selfish bitch, having a life at weekends...I'm bored and she's funny whaaaaaaaahhhhh.
She's gonna read this on Monday and just think "ok, stalker! RUN AWAY"
I might make it my new year resolution to get a life, actually.Will probably only last till about the 4th of January , mind.
Although i did actually go out last night.After a meal with my family for my mum's birthday i went to see my mates band ,Painsville.They do punk pop stuff.They did a cover of Transmission as the last song.And my mate ,the drummer dedicated it to me.Which was nice.
Johnny wrote: I might make it my new year resolution to get a life, actually.Will probably only last till about the 4th of January , mind.
Although i did actually go out last night.After a meal with my family for my mum's birthday i went to see my mates band ,Painsville.They do punk pop stuff.They did a cover of Transmission as the last song.And my mate ,the drummer dedicated it to me.Which was nice.
Don't, I aint been to see a band (aprt from NO) in over a year....great fucking musician i am. I really miss just standing heckling the local bands in the pub, sometimes good natured, sometimes not. there's one old cunt who plays loads of shite country and AOR stuff, and we actually got barred from a pub because my mate unplugged his PA ( and I scrambled the controls before they plugged it back in again....impressive noise...the EQ in it self oscilated like a synth filter and nearly shook the building down....never ever heard anything like that happen on any other mixeramp thing ever...or any other kind of EQ for that matter) Beauty of it was, I was in the place 2 days later doing sound for a band (using the self same cack amp I'd molsted previously) so they couldn't chuck me out :)
Steve Campbell wrote:
She's gonna read this on Monday and just think "ok, stalker! RUN AWAY"
My loser-ass best friend used to say the exact same thing, and I eventually shamed and beat him into a relationship which he says is going to lead to a marriage proposal this Christmas.
So, in my experience, all signs point to a NOOL wedding in three years.
Pardon me now while I search for a nice Bed and Breakfast on the Isle of Man.
Fair enough, she'll be too busy tearing you a new one to even yell at me :D
in her absence the only thing keeping me laughing is that mixerman thing ROFMLAO.
(and all the matchmakers here)
Just noticed this thread today.
Wow, there are some sad, sad people around here!
And I'd like to add that I like unicorns and rainbows too.
BIGINOIL wrote: I like moons and spoons in June.
Do they up your dose around June time bigster?Is Christopher Bigginsummat your Rich uncle?Just wondering
TROOP wrote: Any body serious about getting a NOOL gathering in NYC Dec. 10?
Why December 10? Why not after?
TROOP wrote: Any body serious about getting a NOOL gathering in NYC Dec. 10?
Yeah, but you'll all have to pay for me (hee hee):) :D
