Have you ever been caught wanking by your mother?

Barney Army wrote:

Edd Boland wrote: Just in case anyone tries to do the story my mate was having a wank with his headphones on and his eyes shut and when he finished there was a cup of tea there - heard it a million times and it still pops up (no pun intended) in the confessions page of lads mags now and again

yeh, that and the girl & the labrador on her surprise birthday party. I heard that one on Manchester & Torquay within a few months...hmmm

that and the kidney stealing one too.

Urban myths..you gotta love em

Anyway, i dont think i know those 2 Nick? Wanna share them?

melly wrote: I was always too sneaky to get caught. Ninjalike, even.

well its much easier for girls. for us fellas, there is a lot more incrimidating evidence. the size of the thing, and the residue.

Ronald Kirsch wrote:

melly wrote: I was always too sneaky to get caught. Ninjalike, even.

well its much easier for girls. for us fellas, there is a lot more incrimidating evidence. the size of the thing, and the residue.

Our walls were thin. I had to perfect not being loud. :p (Well, it was hard to me. )

There's also that bonus of no one ever truly believing that girls do such things. And my eventual lock buying for my bedroom door.

Oddly enough....I have a motto, "never trust a girl who claims she doesn't wank"

:D

Steve Campbell wrote: Oddly enough....I have a motto, "never trust a girl who claims she doesn't wank"

:D

too right.

Edd Boland wrote:

Barney Army wrote:

Edd Boland wrote: Just in case anyone tries to do the story my mate was having a wank with his headphones on and his eyes shut and when he finished there was a cup of tea there - heard it a million times and it still pops up (no pun intended) in the confessions page of lads mags now and again

yeh, that and the girl & the labrador on her surprise birthday party. I heard that one on Manchester & Torquay within a few months...hmmm

that and the kidney stealing one too.

Urban myths..you gotta love em

Anyway, i dont think i know those 2 Nick? Wanna share them?

I would Edd, but they are long stories, and I cant be arsed typing.

use your imagination, it's probably right

PS think Lab's tongue...licky lick! SURPRISE!!!

No -- not by my mother :)

Go on... :)

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Go on... :)

Let's see -- I've been caught by a boyfriend (he was pleased) and a roommate (but she was probably too drunk to remember the next day)...on two different occasions.

Sometimes you can't wait, what can I say?

Bunch of George Costanzas up in this place!

I've never been caught by my family (that they can prove...ha!) But once got caught by a roommate (she was female, thank fuck, but never turned into a steamy Cinemax movie)...and me wifey has caught me before, but would not do me the justice of helping me finish :(

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Go on... :)

Let's see -- I've been caught by a boyfriend

You just reminded me of an ex-girlfriend.

I didn't "catch" her, but...

Years after we had broken up, we were talking on the phone. I think she rang me up to try to get back together. Anyway, I told her that I was seeing somebody, and she let out this wail (mind, she had started seeing somebody almost immediately after we broke up, so it wasn't as if I had rushed into something new). Then she tried to get me to drop the new girlfriend, which I wasn't going to do, then she started moaning again. And again. And again... After about the second moan, I realized that she wasn't, ummm, just expressing her sorrow.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Go on... :)

Let's see -- I've been caught by a boyfriend

You just reminded me of an ex-girlfriend.

I didn't "catch" her, but...

Years after we had broken up, we were talking on the phone. I think she rang me up to try to get back together. Anyway, I told her that I was seeing somebody, and she let out this wail (mind, she had started seeing somebody almost immediately after we broke up, so it wasn't as if I had rushed into something new). Then she tried to get me to drop the new girlfriend, which I wasn't going to do, then she started moaning again. And again. And again... After about the second moan, I realized that she wasn't, ummm, just expressing her sorrow.

Wow, that's phone wanking! And you got blitzed by your ex-girlfriend. Oh well, at least she felt free enough to do it while talking to you. :) You hot stud.... :)

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Nope, my mother hasn't caught me yet. But she seems to want to catch me. She believes that whenever I go online, I'm looking at porn. Mind you, it's mostly NOOL or Live journal, but she'll come upstairs to try to catch me in the act. Unless photos of an aging Bernard Sumner are porn, she has yet to find me wanking.

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Nope, my mother hasn't caught me yet. But she seems to want to catch me. an aging Bernard Sumner.. she has yet

Bernard he's terrible, terrible news. Steve Morris, Gillian, .. a man named Ian Curtis... don't even mention that other (genius)one. . they've collectively messed with many bodies and minds.

but really it's all about learning what you're comfortable with. and can only hope that she believes in your judgement 'cause she p r o b a b l y travelled through there too.

JW wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: Nope, my mother hasn't caught me yet. But she seems to want to catch me. an aging Bernard Sumner.. she has yet

Bernard he's terrible, terrible news. Steve Morris, Gillian, .. a man named Ian Curtis... don't even mention that other (genius)one. . they've collectively messed with many bodies and minds.

but really it's all about learning what you're comfortable with. and can only hope that she believes in your judgement 'cause she p r o b a b l y travelled through there too.

Actually, no, she hasn't. She doesn't think anyone should look at porn because it's perverted. I don't think she's ever seen a porn mag, other than those my father has.

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Go on... :)

Let's see -- I've been caught by a boyfriend (he was pleased)

Same ex-girlfriend I mentioned, when we were together, asked me several times to let her catch me while wearing my Tae Kwon Do uniform.

I always said no, because I didn't want to disrespect my uniform by turning it into a sexual prop. One day, I changed my mind. I prepared the scene, so to speak, and started talking with her from the bedroom while she was in the kitchen, knowing that at some point she would come into the bedroom to continue the conversation. When she did, she was genuinely surprised, and genuinely pleased.

Comrade Shampanyov wrote:

Emma Peel wrote:

Comrade Shampanyov wrote: Go on... :)

Let's see -- I've been caught by a boyfriend (he was pleased)

Same ex-girlfriend I mentioned, when we were together, asked me several times to let her catch me while wearing my Tae Kwon Do uniform.

I always said no, because I didn't want to disrespect my uniform by turning it into a sexual prop. One day, I changed my mind. I prepared the scene, so to speak, and started talking with her from the bedroom while she was in the kitchen, knowing that at some point she would come into the bedroom to continue the conversation. When she did, she was genuinely surprised, and genuinely pleased.

Sounds like one hell of a relationship there, Comrade! But I totally understand what you mean by not wanting to disrespect your uniform. I had the same idea with my French maid's uniform...oh wait, that's not the same thing.

French maid's uniform?

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote:

JW wrote:

This blue-eyed boy that wants to be wrote: t

Bernard he's terrible, (genius)one. . thr

Actually, no, she hasn't. She doesn't think anyone should look ...has.

no, no, no. B.E.B- am sorry.. numbskull here. really sorry. wasn't for second implying that anybody does or should do anything .. er illegal. just the whole notion of looking around and finding out who you are and where you want to go. parents had to grow up to be adults too.
there are some good songs about finding your own truths, sticking to your principles, and here top mark! standing up for friends and family. IMO.-again, no implications that your parents were doing anything untoward. just that whatever you may do. they've probably already done and so shouldn't judge you harshly. also try to read the thread title simply caught wkng- not anything else.

Never. However, she did catch me shafting my GF on holiday.

15 years (yes, that's long) ago, my girlfriend and I were caught having sex in her room by her sister.

The funny point is that said sister was my former girlfriend (!) but it only lasted two months and we never had sex together (because she was still a virgin and didn't feel ready). She probably had remorses, for she adopted a very provocative attitude towards me from this day. Unfortunately both sisters hated each other and we never experienced BLT , although my love affair went on several years.