Liam The Bastard

I've just put a pregnant girl on a weeks probation. Yet strangely, no one has given me any grief or questioned my morals. I feel quite pleased with myself.

I'll probably get rid of her next week.

Good for you (erm, considering it was for the right reasons). We had this silly cow working here last year, she had umpteen days off sick due to her pregnancy (she wasn't even visibly pregnant at this time). She bored us all to tears about her swollen ankles, appetite, stretch marks and didn't do any proper work due to her condition.

You're a bastard, but ya alright!

The questions are:

1. are you the father of her unborn child? ;)
2. is she on probation because she's pregnant?
3. is the pregnancy in any way relevant to her probation?

Three no's equals an extra beer tonight. Any yes's and maybe it should be a large scotch and a little think!

Missy Jem wrote: Good for you (erm, considering it was for the right reasons). We had this silly cow working here last year, she had umpteen days off sick due to her pregnancy (she wasn't even visibly pregnant at this time). She bored us all to tears about her swollen ankles, appetite, stretch marks and didn't do any proper work due to her condition.

You're a bastard, but ya alright!

For once I think he's right and all.

You can't get away with being a twat just cos yer a bloody breeder.

(assuming she WAS being a twat...see OldMonkey's Q's)

what a horrible person hahahahahha

Disgusted of Belgrade

The problem is her attendance and punctuality is poor, at best. She isnt the best at her job, far from it. She provokes the other members of staff with her constant moaning about everything. Believe it or not, she's worse than me on the moaning front!

Uncle Liam wrote: The problem is her attendance and punctuality is poor, at best. She isnt the best at her job, far from it. She provokes the other members of staff with her constant moaning about everything. Believe it or not, she's worse than me on the moaning front!

Liam, I could never believe that. Besides, you have a reputation to uphold!

How far pregnant is she? And has the punctuality, attendance and performance gone downhill since she became pregnant?

I had a similar situation myself a few months back, which was complicated by the fact that the pregnant colleague was a good friend. Being objective wasn't easy.

Is it because she does'nt vote conservative?

ChrissMari wrote: what a horrible person hahahahahha

Do you talk about ANYTHING apart from yourself?

No offence taken.

I'm just really bored at work. And most people think i'm a twat anyway, so might as well prove their point.

Shug wrote: Liam's pregnant?

I'll get a sack, you get the bricks :D

Uncle Liam wrote: No offence taken.

I'm just really bored at work. And most people think i'm a twat anyway, so might as well prove their point.

I bet you'd be bored if YOUR boss saw this thread! Better hope no-one who works there reads it and passes a link on.

Its a pity the lass didn't give you a red of Ulster across your bake Liam. You would have deserved it at least :)

BIGINOIL wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: No offence taken.

I'm just really bored at work. And most people think i'm a twat anyway, so might as well prove their point.

I bet you'd be bored if YOUR boss saw this thread! Better hope no-one who works there reads it and passes a link on.

Yes get off the poor lasses back,she's already carrying one baby.Cut her some slack,its you who wants sacking dossing about on the internet, while she's struggling with your workload!:p

Boatraceface wrote: Is it because she does'nt vote conservative?

No, because I dont assume who she votes for, nor would I judge a person on it.

Boatraceface wrote: Is it because she does'nt vote conservative?

Or is it because she calls them "THE Editors"?

Missy Jem wrote:

Boatraceface wrote: Is it because she does'nt vote conservative?

Or is it because she calls them "THE Editors"?

Surely "Opposition"?

this from a man who almost had me convinced that romance was dead. do let us know how it turns out. i e if you will become a parent.

Uncle Liam wrote: I've just put a pregnant girl on a weeks probation. Yet strangely, no one has given me any grief or questioned my morals. I feel quite pleased with myself.

I'll probably get rid of her next week.

No, because I dont assume who she votes for, nor would I judge a person on it.

What utter shite.

Fuck me, where Do you get those pics.

Actually that girl bears a resemblance to leanne...how'd you get her to pose for you? bastard.

can we all remember as well...she SHOULD be at home not risking her health in work anyway.

Steve Campbell wrote:

Actually that girl bears a resemblance to leanne...how'd you get her to pose for you? bastard.

Uncle Liam wrote: I've just put a pregnant girl on a weeks probation. Yet strangely, no one has given me any grief or questioned my morals. I feel quite pleased with myself.

I'll probably get rid of her next week.

Managing people is always nasty business, but someone's got to handle it. If she's been underperforming, and is generally not kicking in her bit to the workforce, regardless of her status it's time for her to pack it in. I'm relatively sure if it'd been a guy being that stupid with it all, the result woudl be the same for you, right?

I have you possibly one uppped on this - a guy I laid off a few years back was mentally ill and he was suck at his job on the floor. Not just a poor performer, but always late, always rude to customers, and his till was always over or under.

I laid him off, he killed himself. Figures he'd do one job right.

Christopher Owens wrote:

Isnt this a violation of community standards?

Shug wrote:

Yer not GAY as well as pregnant are you?

Uncle Liam wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Isnt this a violation of community standards?

Would you sack HER?

Uncle Liam wrote: Believe it or not, she's worse than me on the moaning front!

Probably how she got pregnant.

Uncle Liam wrote: I've just put a pregnant girl on a weeks probation. Yet strangely, no one has given me any grief or questioned my morals. I feel quite pleased with myself.

I'll probably get rid of her next week.

Not that bastard ! You wait the following day of the International Women Day. You are a real British gentleman, in fact...

Uncle Liam wrote: The problem is her attendance and punctuality is poor, at best. She isnt the best at her job, far from it. She provokes the other members of staff with her constant moaning about everything. Believe it or not, she's worse than me on the moaning front!

The question is whether her attendance and punctuality issues are related to her pregnancy or not.

Steve Campbell wrote: Actually that girl bears a resemblance to leanne...how'd you get her to pose for you? bastard.

Perhaps we should trade. You can hit on my best mate (she's married now, but that won't stop me from making the offer*), and I, in return, can hit on your best mate. Deal? :D

*She'll kill me for suggesting it, but she's gonna kill me over something or other anyway, so I might as well go out with a smile on my face. :D

Boatraceface wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote:

Christopher Owens wrote:

Isnt this a violation of community standards?

Would you sack HER?

oh you of the double entendre.

Be very careful...

http://www.hse.gov.uk/mothers/index.htm

Uncle Liam wrote: I've just put a pregnant girl on a weeks probation. Yet strangely, no one has given me any grief or questioned my morals. I feel quite pleased with myself.

I'll probably get rid of her next week.

so, soon it will be just you in the office hey? that's why there's no grief.

Boatraceface wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: No offence taken.

I'm just really bored at work. And most people think i'm a twat anyway, so might as well prove their point.

I bet you'd be bored if YOUR boss saw this thread! Better hope no-one who works there reads it and passes a link on.

Yes get off the poor lasses back,she's already carrying one baby.Cut her some slack,its you who wants sacking dossing about on the internet, while she's struggling with your workload!:p

Hear hear!

Since this got bumped up, i'll let you all know that I've decided to keep her on. The Agency will only send me more scum anyway.

Boatraceface wrote:

BIGINOIL wrote:

Uncle Liam wrote: No offence taken.

I'm just really bored at work. And most people think i'm a twat anyway, so might as well prove their point.

I bet you'd be bored if YOUR boss saw this thread! Better hope no-one who works there reads it and passes a link on.

Yes get off the poor lasses back,she's already carrying one baby.Cut her some slack,its you who wants sacking dossing about on the internet, while she's struggling with your workload!:p

Voice of reason.

Please to see you again mr. brown.

Hello Gaz,How are ye diddlin?

Uncle Liam wrote: Since this got bumped up, i'll let you all know that I've decided to keep her on. The Agency will only send me more scum anyway.

Ah,the old"better the scum you know" You sound thoroughly unworthy of even a tiny position of power,no matter how poxy...

So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .

Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.

fookin clown

GaryMac wrote: So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .

Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.

fookin clown

if you knew the full story you'd know that there are a hell of a lot more moaners in his office, and liam pulls most of the weight in his office. he doesn't work until 8 pm for nothing.

AgentWood wrote:

GaryMac wrote: So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .

Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.

fookin clown

if you knew the full story you'd know that there are a hell of a lot more moaners in his office, and liam pulls most of the weight in his office. he doesn't work until 8 pm for nothing.

I've never known Liam pull anyone!

Al Jarvis wrote:

goop wrote:

AgentWood wrote:

GaryMac wrote: So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .

Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.

fookin clown

if you knew the full story you'd know that there are a hell of a lot more moaners in his office, and liam pulls most of the weight in his office. he doesn't work until 8 pm for nothing.

I've never known Liam pull anyone!

Most the weight apparently?!

Well, why not. Most of it belongs to him!

now, now. i know you're terribly jealous of my friendship with mr. core, but that's no way to speak about him, sir!