Uncle Liam wrote: Believe it or not, she's worse than me on the moaning front!
Probably how she got pregnant.
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Uncle Liam wrote: I've just put a pregnant girl on a weeks probation. Yet strangely, no one has given me any grief or questioned my morals. I feel quite pleased with myself.
I'll probably get rid of her next week.
Not that bastard ! You wait the following day of the International Women Day. You are a real British gentleman, in fact...
Uncle Liam wrote: The problem is her attendance and punctuality is poor, at best. She isnt the best at her job, far from it. She provokes the other members of staff with her constant moaning about everything. Believe it or not, she's worse than me on the moaning front!
The question is whether her attendance and punctuality issues are related to her pregnancy or not.
Steve Campbell wrote: Actually that girl bears a resemblance to leanne...how'd you get her to pose for you? bastard.
Perhaps we should trade. You can hit on my best mate (she's married now, but that won't stop me from making the offer*), and I, in return, can hit on your best mate. Deal? :D
*She'll kill me for suggesting it, but she's gonna kill me over something or other anyway, so I might as well go out with a smile on my face. :D
Boatraceface wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote:
Christopher Owens wrote:
Isnt this a violation of community standards?
Would you sack HER?
oh you of the double entendre.
Uncle Liam wrote: I've just put a pregnant girl on a weeks probation. Yet strangely, no one has given me any grief or questioned my morals. I feel quite pleased with myself.
I'll probably get rid of her next week.
so, soon it will be just you in the office hey?
that's why there's no grief.
Boatraceface wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: No offence taken.
I'm just really bored at work. And most people think i'm a twat anyway, so might as well prove their point.
I bet you'd be bored if YOUR boss saw this thread! Better hope no-one who works there reads it and passes a link on.
Yes get off the poor lasses back,she's already carrying one baby.Cut her some slack,its you who wants sacking dossing about on the internet, while she's struggling with your workload!:p
Hear hear! 
Since this got bumped up, i'll let you all know that I've decided to keep her on. The Agency will only send me more scum anyway.
Boatraceface wrote:
BIGINOIL wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: No offence taken.
I'm just really bored at work. And most people think i'm a twat anyway, so might as well prove their point.
I bet you'd be bored if YOUR boss saw this thread! Better hope no-one who works there reads it and passes a link on.
Yes get off the poor lasses back,she's already carrying one baby.Cut her some slack,its you who wants sacking dossing about on the internet, while she's struggling with your workload!:p
Voice of reason.
Please to see you again mr. brown.
Uncle Liam wrote: Since this got bumped up, i'll let you all know that I've decided to keep her on. The Agency will only send me more scum anyway.
Ah,the old"better the scum you know" You sound thoroughly unworthy of even a tiny position of power,no matter how poxy...
So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .
Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.
fookin clown
GaryMac wrote: So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .
Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.
fookin clown
if you knew the full story you'd know that there are a hell of a lot more moaners in his office, and liam pulls most of the weight in his office. he doesn't work until 8 pm for nothing.
AgentWood wrote:
GaryMac wrote: So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .
Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.
fookin clown
if you knew the full story you'd know that there are a hell of a lot more moaners in his office, and liam pulls most of the weight in his office. he doesn't work until 8 pm for nothing.
I've never known Liam pull anyone! 
goop wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
GaryMac wrote: So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .
Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.
fookin clown
if you knew the full story you'd know that there are a hell of a lot more moaners in his office, and liam pulls most of the weight in his office. he doesn't work until 8 pm for nothing.
I've never known Liam pull anyone!
Most the weight apparently?!
Well, why not. Most of it belongs to him! 
Al Jarvis wrote:
goop wrote:
AgentWood wrote:
GaryMac wrote: So, you wield a little power over a pregnant girl who moans a lot , wow .
Alan Sugar must be shittin himself.
fookin clown
if you knew the full story you'd know that there are a hell of a lot more moaners in his office, and liam pulls most of the weight in his office. he doesn't work until 8 pm for nothing.
I've never known Liam pull anyone!
Most the weight apparently?!
Well, why not. Most of it belongs to him!
now, now. i know you're terribly jealous of my friendship with mr. core, but that's no way to speak about him, sir!
