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I shall be in Greece for the duration of the World Cup, wearing my England shirt (though not every night, it may smell after a while) or my Worcester City shirt. I know I ain't no chav after only scoring 8% in the chav test!
Any cars with flags on may find them getting removed though, even the English ones. A pet hate!
oldmonkey wrote: I shall be in Greece for the duration of the World Cup, wearing my England shirt (though not every night, it may smell after a while) or my Worcester City shirt. I know I ain't no chav after only scoring 8% in the chav test!
Tim, you live in Gillingham.
Which surely makes you a Chav by default?! 
...look crap, but if folks want to show their allegiance (to the national side or is it the Sun?) then that's their business... Same with wearing a football shirt really... I wore my Hammers shirt to watch the Cup Final at the weekend, will probably wear an England shirt while watching the World Cup - it's just showing an allegience, in the same way that wearing a NO order T-Shirt does, or wearing anything really - making a statement through how you look...
SHEDi xxx
oldmonkey wrote:
GlasVegas wrote:
?????? Canadians have a fcuk'n flag fettish!! Have you ever met a Canadian abroad who doesn't have their national flag sewn into their poncey rucksack?
Possibly one of the best posts ever on here!
Only cos it's not total nonsense tho.
Al Jarvis wrote:
oldmonkey wrote: I shall be in Greece for the duration of the World Cup, wearing my England shirt (though not every night, it may smell after a while) or my Worcester City shirt. I know I ain't no chav after only scoring 8% in the chav test!
Tim, you live in Gillingham.
Which surely makes you a Chav by default?!
Nah, Chatham is chav central. We live in the bit of Gillingham with glass in the window frames!
Al Jarvis wrote:
Shug wrote: I disagree with football tops though, I have loads. Pikey? Me? Gettae! To conclude.....Jarvo and Col are a pair of tits.
Sorry, Shuglet, got the nomenclature wrong.
You're right, you're not a pikey, you're a Ned.
The loutish behaviour I can agree with.....but only when us lot get together for a gig
Uncle Liam wrote: Dirty Filthy Racist Scum the lot of them. Just like those who wave england flags at Morrissey gigs.
Totally agree- about the Mossy issue... the car drivers are usually either the same or slightly sad...
But who am I to judge?
Craig W wrote:
Uncle Liam wrote: Dirty Filthy Racist Scum the lot of them. Just like those who wave england flags at Morrissey gigs.
Totally agree- about the Mossy issue... the car drivers are usually either the same or slightly sad...
But who am I to judge?
ORAC's a much better English icon than a silly flag :D
Talking about flags on cars, what about signs on cars.
Who hates the sign "Baby on board"? Like, who gives a shit. Do they think you are going to drive any slower just because they have a baby in the car 
I want to make up my own sign - No fucking baby on board. :D
LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN. YOU WON 1 BATTLE AGAINST THE ENGLISH AND MADE A FUCKIN FILM ABOUT IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYING THE MAIN PART, SAD FUCKERS. A FEW OF YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT NORTHEN IRELAND BEATING US (FAIR PLAY TO THEM) BUT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOT QUALIFIED FOR THE MAJOR FINALS?? SAN MARINO SPRINGS TO MIND...........HA HA
Scotty wrote: LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN. YOU WON 1 BATTLE AGAINST THE ENGLISH AND MADE A FUCKIN FILM ABOUT IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYING THE MAIN PART, SAD FUCKERS. A FEW OF YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT NORTHEN IRELAND BEATING US (FAIR PLAY TO THEM) BUT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOT QUALIFIED FOR THE MAJOR FINALS?? SAN MARINO SPRINGS TO MIND...........HA HA
In capital letters as well, I am impressed.
That £40 that Col mentioned is yours in Liverpool. Well done 
Barnette wrote: Talking about flags on cars, what about signs on cars.
Who hates the sign "Baby on board"? Like, who gives a shit. Do they think you are going to drive any slower just because they have a baby in the car
I want to make up my own sign - No fucking baby on board. :D
Popular misconception, that. It's supposedly if you have an accident then the emergency services will know to look for a baby. Not just leave it undiscovered under the passenger seat.
Old Blue wrote:
Barnette wrote: Talking about flags on cars, what about signs on cars.
Who hates the sign "Baby on board"? Like, who gives a shit. Do they think you are going to drive any slower just because they have a baby in the car
I want to make up my own sign - No fucking baby on board. :D
Popular misconception, that. It's supposedly if you have an accident then the emergency services will know to look for a baby. Not just leave it undiscovered under the passenger seat.
Well, never thought of it that way 
Shug wrote:
Scotty wrote: LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN. YOU WON 1 BATTLE AGAINST THE ENGLISH AND MADE A FUCKIN FILM ABOUT IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYING THE MAIN PART, SAD FUCKERS. A FEW OF YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT NORTHEN IRELAND BEATING US (FAIR PLAY TO THEM) BUT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOT QUALIFIED FOR THE MAJOR FINALS?? SAN MARINO SPRINGS TO MIND...........HA HA
In capital letters as well, I am impressed.
That £40 that Col mentioned is yours in Liverpool. Well done
If you can't afford a flag,I might have one I can give you.:p
Scotty wrote: LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN. YOU WON 1 BATTLE AGAINST THE ENGLISH AND MADE A FUCKIN FILM ABOUT IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYING THE MAIN PART, SAD FUCKERS. A FEW OF YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT NORTHEN IRELAND BEATING US (FAIR PLAY TO THEM) BUT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOT QUALIFIED FOR THE MAJOR FINALS?? SAN MARINO SPRINGS TO MIND...........HA HA
All this shouting is hurting my ears. :(
Scotty wrote: LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN. YOU WON 1 BATTLE AGAINST THE ENGLISH AND MADE A FUCKIN FILM ABOUT IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYING THE MAIN PART, SAD FUCKERS. A FEW OF YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT NORTHEN IRELAND BEATING US (FAIR PLAY TO THEM) BUT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOT QUALIFIED FOR THE MAJOR FINALS?? SAN MARINO SPRINGS TO MIND...........HA HA
STOP SHOUTING ARSEHOLE. ALL THIS COMING FROM SOME CUNT FROM........BLACKBURN!!!!! 
Totally naff. Every car i've seen them on is driven by either a Chav, or an old slapper, not that i want to generalise or anything.
There's a house on one of our roughest council estates that has seven flags in the garden on 15 foot poles - i kid you not.
I'll bet they'll still be up for a long time after the World Cup is over.
Scotty wrote: LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN. YOU WON 1 BATTLE AGAINST THE ENGLISH AND MADE A FUCKIN FILM ABOUT IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYING THE MAIN PART, SAD FUCKERS. A FEW OF YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT NORTHEN IRELAND BEATING US (FAIR PLAY TO THEM) BUT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOT QUALIFIED FOR THE MAJOR FINALS?? SAN MARINO SPRINGS TO MIND...........HA HA
.....ahem, but he's not actually Scottish...... 
Scotty wrote: LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN. YOU WON 1 BATTLE AGAINST THE ENGLISH AND MADE A FUCKIN FILM ABOUT IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYING THE MAIN PART, SAD FUCKERS. A FEW OF YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT NORTHEN IRELAND BEATING US (FAIR PLAY TO THEM) BUT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOT QUALIFIED FOR THE MAJOR FINALS?? SAN MARINO SPRINGS TO MIND...........HA HA
even i'm lost for words on this one.
So... instead
Old Blue wrote: Scotty? Maybe he just took offense to THIS THREAD...
As I suspected. A proper cunt. Run along now, nobody wants to play with you here.
GlasVegas wrote:
Spotnick wrote: I've seen Greece and Portugal flags over here at the last Euro.. but I don't think I'll see a Canadian flag in the streets on cars in my lifetime.
?????? Canadians have a fcuk'n flag fettish!! Have you ever met a Canadian abroad who doesn't have their national flag sewn into their poncey rucksack?
that's so they don't get mistaken for yanks. if you really want to piss off a canuck, ask them where in the states they're from.
Al Jarvis wrote: Adults should be shot. Especially when they put their favourite player's name on the back. How very twee.
150% d'accord this time!
Which is almost as wanky as Phil Cunningham wearing a French shirt with Cunningham on the back at Paris Zenith in 2002!
oldmonkey wrote: Which is almost as wanky as Phil Cunningham wearing a French shirt with Cunningham on the back at Paris Zenith in 2002!
Barnette wrote: Talking about flags on cars, what about signs on cars.
Who hates the sign "Baby on board"? Like, who gives a shit. Do they think you are going to drive any slower just because they have a baby in the car
I want to make up my own sign - No fucking baby on board. :D
That is what I said once. If it is so dangerous to drive with a baby on board, they should take the bus or, safer, the train. I feel insecured when I see a huge car (because when you have a kid, you need at least a wagon or Espace) on a road. What if they drive out the road ? Will it explode and make something like Chernobyl ? Contaminated population ? And the sound of their bloody Diesel motors that sounds like a tank division which pollute more than this because the baby needs air conditioning... fuck, all these bastards will make us die of lung cancer...
I should stop now because speaking of this matter makes me as nervous than John Cleese in the sketch where he wants to kill all these communist bastards...
Scotty wrote: LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN. YOU WON 1 BATTLE AGAINST THE ENGLISH AND MADE A FUCKIN FILM ABOUT IT WITH AN AUSTRALIAN PLAYING THE MAIN PART, SAD FUCKERS. A FEW OF YOU KEEP GOING ON ABOUT NORTHEN IRELAND BEATING US (FAIR PLAY TO THEM) BUT WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU LOT QUALIFIED FOR THE MAJOR FINALS?? SAN MARINO SPRINGS TO MIND...........HA HA
Theres only room for one cnut round here,but in your case im sure well make an exception. Y`know most candidates round here try and fit in.
Shug wrote: Harmless bit of fun or should we lob bricks at the fuckers?
Discuss.....
Just harmless fun Shugzv.
