England flags on Cars

Scotty wrote: LISTEN YOU SCOTTISH PRICK, YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE ENGLISH AND YOU PROBABLY COULDN'T AFFORD A FLAG TO HANG OUT OF YOUR CAR AS ALL YOUR MONEY GOES ON SMACK AND TEMAZEPAN

it's temazepam, by the way.

Jiphy wrote:

Barnette wrote: Talking about flags on cars, what about signs on cars.

Who hates the sign "Baby on board"? Like, who gives a shit. Do they think you are going to drive any slower just because they have a baby in the car

I want to make up my own sign - No fucking baby on board. :D

That is what I said once. If it is so dangerous to drive with a baby on board, they should take the bus or, safer, the train. I feel insecured when I see a huge car (because when you have a kid, you need at least a wagon or Espace) on a road. What if they drive out the road ? Will it explode and make something like Chernobyl ? Contaminated population ? And the sound of their bloody Diesel motors that sounds like a tank division which pollute more than this because the baby needs air conditioning... fuck, all these bastards will make us die of lung cancer...

• most of them drive in the middle line on motorways...

I should stop now because speaking of this matter makes me as nervous than John Cleese in the sketch where he wants to kill all these communist bastards...

Those Baby On Board signs used to annoy me as well. Don't really care what you've got on board....

*Until* I drove my best mate around with her baby, Then I realized exactly why people have these things. I was driving like I was carrying a load of nitro-- slowing way down to go around corners because he's so fragile, slowing down well in advance of the intersection so I wouldn't have to hit the brakes hard, accelerating slowly. And nobody around me was *expecting* careful driving on my part. I kept thinking how nice it would be if there were some sort of warning sign so I could alert other drivers that I was being cautious. Then I remembered these signs...

AgentWood wrote:

GlasVegas wrote:

Spotnick wrote: I've seen Greece and Portugal flags over here at the last Euro.. but I don't think I'll see a Canadian flag in the streets on cars in my lifetime.

?????? Canadians have a fcuk'n flag fettish!! Have you ever met a Canadian abroad who doesn't have their national flag sewn into their poncey rucksack?

that's so they don't get mistaken for yanks. if you really want to piss off a canuck, ask them where in the states they're from.

Lots of Yanks sew a Canadian flag into their poncy rucksacks too. It's so they don't get mistaken for, uh, Yanks.