BEER LYRICS: Brew Monday & other classics

Very simple rules. If the main subject aint beer, get the fook outta here!

BREW MONDAY

How I love beer and drink it like I do? When my hands are upon thee I drink it and sigh “Aaagh” And there’s no chance I’m mistaken I know I heard your words Telling me, how you love beer I tell you, how I love beer

Those you drank before me Imbibed on your vacations From the Guinness and the Buds They'll taste no good no more And I still find it so hard To buy you beer with my pay But I'm quite sure that you'll tell me Just too fuck off already today

I see a bar in the harbor I drink and shall obey But if I wasn’t making a fortune I'd be a cunt of a person today And there’s no chance I’m mistaken Coz I thought I heard you speak Tell me how thirsty I feel Buy me beer, that’s how I feel

Now I stand here fucken waiting... I thought I told the bitch to leave While I waited at the bar Tell me how does it feel When your beer tastes cold

BEER LYRICS #02: Murder

Beer Beer Beer, I love you!!!!!!!!

My mind ish going I can (hic) feel it There ish no queshtion about it

BEER LYRICS #02: Murder

Beer Beer Beer, I love you!!!!!!!!

My mind ish going I can (hic) feel it There ish no queshtion about it

TEMPTATION

Lager, a Stella, I hope I need a drink inside, i'm not the pope And though it hurts me to see these prices I have to pay Bloody Marketing Departments, I'd never seen, their probably Gay

Up, down, turn around I won't spill any on the ground Tonight I think I'll walk alone I'll have a kebab as I go home

Each sip I take I know I'll always try To enjoy this amber nectar that flows through me From time to time, I find I need a Piss That was urgent to myself, here hold this !

Up, down, turn around I won't spill any on the ground Tonight I think I'll walk alone I'll have a kebab as I go home

Oh, you've got Nice legs Oh, you've got Long Legs Oh, you've got Great Legs

And, I've never tasted stella quite like this before no I've never tasted stella quite like this before Pint's from the bar, drank by people down below People in this bar, it's happy hour you know ! Oh, it's Shug's round Oh, I've never tasted stella quite like this before Oh no, I've never tasted stella quite like this before

Shug wrote: I need a drink.

its friday...not long to wait now Shug.

Once youve had a bottle of this,youll never bother your arse again with the likes of Fosters,Carling etc. Italian,clean crisp taste. Not too heavy,hard to find on draft hence not in competition with Stella or Kronenbourg.

Me? if they sell this,i dont touch other lager!

I had several last night and will have some more at lunchtime.

Do I win £40?

BEER LYRICS #03: Rounds and Rounds

I just can't help thinking I got the last ones in I got three pints of Kronie and spilt one down the front of me… …new t-shirt, what's going on You keep telling me that Stella’s Strong I don't care about eating food But if you mess with me I'll get rid these empties

The pitcher you see is five pints of Kronie It's not real ale, I’m sure, that’s something I abhor And it's driving me wild It makes me act like a child no edit required there!

How's the back injury Col?

STAND AND DELIVER!

Not bad Mick - the doctors gave me some excellent medicine and I've been adding some of my own. Got the physio on Monday.

I'm not using my back as an excuse for not posting your DVDs though, that's 'cos I'm a lazy cnut. I am literally on my way to the Post Office NOW

Glad to hear it.Nowt worse than a fucked back:( I fucked mine fighting iron down t'steel mill a couple of years back,despite extensive kinetic handling training.Could barely move for 3 weeks.Very unpleasant,and I thought my days of playing twister were numbered.Thankfully I am now fit as a butchers dog once more,but I've had to curtail the summersalts! Shame mind, cos the kids were well impressed with my Flip summersalt with pike:\ohwell:

Edit: Sorry!Hijack over now:bandit:

Beer Less

There were times in recent years When all I drank were shots and beers It very nearly left me dead I lived in a pub called The King's Head

I drank hard To forget everything about you And almost everyone else who I knew I spent a lifetime pissed up on booze Now you won't even buy me beer

Can't you understand Why don't you buy a round It's not your right to fuss And be sanctimonious

I knew I couldn't drink orange juice You knew you couldn't call a truce No gin or pint would be refused A ten pub crawl without my shoes

But you know I love every beer that I down Even though it does make you frown Someone buy me a beer! Because I've got no money left

Can't you understand Why don't you buy a round It's not your right to fuss And be sanctimonious

Can't you understand Why don't you buy a round It's not your right to fuss And be sanctimonious

I drank hard To forget everything about you And almost everyone else who I knew I spent my life's savings in the pub Now you won't even buy me beer

Snorri xxx

Sweet! The true essence for all to see.

Now all we need is someone to play all these live.

In A Lovely Pub

Caressing the barmaid in dreams Ale that was ordered for one The hops and barley and yeast How I wish I had beer with me now

The Boddy's that thrills and delights Consumed on so many nights Warm like an ale in your fist How I wish I had beer with me now

The barman looks `round as he waits Changing a barrel of Thwaites Someday we'll be barred from the inn How I wish I had beer with me now

Snorri xxx

SNORRI

Didn't realise we could have Div songs too:

I can't walk with cider, I can't walk straight, with cider. See the cider bus, Always dangerous, Endless talking, Utter bollocks, Can't walk away.

Brilliant lads!

Shug wrote:

J.A.K wrote:

Shug wrote: I need a drink.

its friday...not long to wait now Shug.

I know mate!

One of my mates bacame a dad for the first time on Wednesday so we're all away out to get shitfaced tonight

a lad from our local - from Hamilton - gets hitched today to a scouser.

I'm going the DO tonight, to see how he's coping with her.

He's from Hamilton, and I'm not kidding, he is so hard to understand. what what what I say to him. strongest scottish accent i've ever heard. or maybe its just him. or me.

J.A.K wrote:

what what what I say to him. strongest scottish accent i've ever heard. or maybe its just him. or me.

It's you!

Brew Order (1981) Bowel Movement

01 - Beer's a Godsend 02 - Uncouth 03 - Senseless 04 - Chosen Wine? 05 - I C Beer 06 - The Jim (Bean) 07 - Scousers With Beer 08 - Fell In The Nile

Hey now , what yer having

Hey now what yer having Don't have gin, mothers ruin Look at the choice there is here Beer, spirits and even Cider

You had the brightest future Writing songs on your computer But you couldn't drive when you were pissed And the life you took will be dearly missed

You've gotta hold your head up high Give a breath test, or at least try You've give a breath and hold You've gotta do as you are told

The days you've said to me Why does lager make you pee Is it Stella or castlemane It all turns to piss down the drain

Hey now, who's that barmaid What's it take to get her laid Turn around don't go near her she's got a dose of Ghonerrea

You've gotta hold your pint high You gotta drink the pub dry You've gotta lift that yard of ale Are you pissed, yer looking frail?

You've gotta hold your pint high You gotta drink the pub dry You've gotta lift that yard of ale Are you pissed, yer looking frail?

Why don't you put that pool cue down Get up the bar, it's your round

Hey now what you having (what you having Don't have gin, mothers ruin

The Village Inn

When a new pub opens near you And it's happy hour all day We shall be pissed forever Everyone who drinks this way Oh, our Beer is great every drop The Barley and the Malt and the Hops Oh, our Beer is great every drop The Barley and the Malt and the Hops

When the darts team win 5 - 3 There will be sandwiches for you and for me And the brewery change the image Wanting a new market, NO not our wives

Oh, the old guys are salt of the earth Full of Merryment, Laughter and Mirth Oh, the old guys are salt of the earth Full of Merryment, Laughter and Mirth

I'll see you two days later Same place, same time And I see you got the pub wrong Wrong place, the right time

Oh, our Beer is great every drop The Barley and the Malt and the Hops Oh, our Beer is great every drop The Barley and the Malt and the Hops

Their pub cat died three years ago Mice run riot all over the show

Scheisscenhausen! I thought I had too much time on my hands!

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: TEMPTATION Up, down, turn around I won't spill any on the ground Tonight I think I'll walk alone I'll have a kebab as I go home

Oh, you've got Nice legs Oh, you've got Long Legs Oh, you've got Great Legs

And, I've never tasted stella quite like this before no I've never tasted stella quite like this before Pint's from the bar, drank by people down below People in this bar, it's happy hour you know !

OUT 0F CONTROL Sometimes it might be missunderstood. The river runs fast turn, the bar is to the right. The streets are empty at this time of night Bottles, Heineken and Stella that's on tapp. Needs be there always is a map.

And it always seems we're Thirsty or it's good cheer. Though not ever out of of Beer. No, not ever out of Beer. Thirsty or it's good cheer.

Maybe just pleased to get out on the Town Or maybe it's the drink amber or clear dark brown. It seems that hard drinks, yes Teas and coffees hit the spot raise the population far from naught. But it doesn't mean we're too far down the line. Bar if full but there still is lots of Time.

nearly Out of Control and nearly out of the door. the record player keeps turning round. Could be the drinks or maybe it's this town. all this Time just waiting to leave out the door. All this Time Guinness, Pilsner, Kirin, Export too not putting those drinks down.

And it always seems we're Thirsty or it's good cheer Though never out of Beer. No, not ever out of Beer. Thirsty and in good cheer.

maybe you think the price is too much Satellite is of control Does always make for a nice lunch.

Superb 14-k

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: TEMPTATION

My personal favorite so far

Brilliant, Sir!

Aaaaawwwwwww Cheers Babe !