BEER LYRICS: Brew Monday & other classics

14 K wrote: salut M. Jiphy! :) universal M. Disco. How it could it be forgotten.

Chère Quatorze mille. I was considering playing with this one. As you mentioned it, our rendez-vous was such a pleasure that memories will live forever - even if a bit blurred. Having drugs and beer together, night and day, do not help to have full memory of the event (well, for the drugs, I did not take the hard ones - I faked it because you always have to be the Ian of someone if a lady loses control). That is why I cannot remember exactly the colour of your hair. So, if you want me to write these letters, help me to remember if they were : wittbier (bière blanche), lager, pils, ale, ginger or stout ?

Jiphy wrote:

14 K wrote: salut M. Jiphy! :) international M. Disco. How it could it be forgotten.

Chère Quatorze mille. I was considering playing with this one. As you mentioned it, our rendez-vous was such a pleasure that memories will live forever - even if a bit blurred. pils, ale, ginger or stout ?

café. ? bon soir Jiphy! laughed to tears with your nicknames those weeks ago. of Jean Pierre this non. Jean François ou Jean Paul that non, je prendrai celui-ci ce matin cette semaine ceux-ci ou ceux-là. with the colleagues then the politeness on the street w/ foreigners. perfect french. hijackover..

Pull My Pint ( Turn my Way )

Take my glass And don't let go I’ll have a Stella So let it flow

Don't go into town Stay in this Drum In Stella I’ll Drown Fall on my Bum The Rocket Mick Dance Was seen by Chance He turns my way Don’t know if he’s Gay

I don't wanna drink at another boozers Bar Don't wanna drink Shorts or dry Cider Don't wanna go home like other people do I want a lock in, I want it with you

Take my glass And don't let go I’ll have a Stella So let it flow

I drank in every bar in town I filled my cup when I was down I saw Sky Sports on the Telly With the gaffer sat next to me But then somehow a penalty was missed I thought Fuck It, I’m gonna get pissed

I don't wanna drink at another boozers Bar Don't wanna drink Shorts or dry Cider Don't wanna go home like other people do I want a lock in, I want it with you

I don't wanna drink at another boozers Bar Don't wanna drink Shorts or dry Cider Don't wanna go home like other people do I want a lock in, I want it with you

I don't wanna drink at another boozers Bar Don't wanna drink Shorts or dry Cider Don't wanna go home like other people do I want a lock in, I want it with you

I don't wanna drink at another boozers Bar Don't wanna drink Shorts or dry Cider I get in at night, or when it's light I went to the chippy, Don’t think my change is right

Don’t think my change is right Don’t think my change is right Don’t think my change is right Don’t think my change is right Don’t think my change is right

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote:

Oh I've just come From a pub called The Sun

Quality!

JETSTREAM

I Can’t wait My beer will be arriving shortly Right next to my plate I pray that it will be nice and chilled for me

This pub could be what We've both been searching for Our whole lives getting pissed up And coming back for more

(Leave your car, you won't need it tonight, enjoy your drink)

B-A-R (B-A-R) You prop me up you see (You prop me up you see) You know I want another You're getting me pissed you see (Just like I wanna be baby)

B-A-R (B-A-R) You prop me up you see (You prop me up you see) You know I want another You're getting me pissed you see (Just like I wanna be baby)

We're so drunk I'm watching all the people laugh at me We should try It's been so long since I have been dry

Long-Live-Stella I just can't get enough of you I need that beer glass filled It's gonna send me home to snooze

B-A-R (B-A-R) You prop me up you see (You prop me up you see) You know I want another You're getting me pissed you see (Just like I wanna be baby)

B-A-R (B-A-R) You prop me up you see (You prop me up you see) You know I want another You're getting me pissed you see (Just like I wanna be baby)

You stella should be Inside me

B-A-R (B-A-R) You prop me up you see (You prop me up you see) You know I want another You're getting me pissed you see (Just like I wanna be baby)

B-A-R (B-A-R) You prop me up you see (You prop me up you see) You know I want another You're getting me pissed you see (Just like I wanna be baby)

You prop me up you see (You prop me up you see) You're getting me pissed you see (Just like I wanna be baby)

But you’ve run dry But you’ve run dry No stock control No stock control Put it right Put it right Place an order now Place an order now

And for the remix:

B-R-A, show me those 38ees today...

Snorri xxx

Act Of Libation

You can't stand, and you can't walk You can't even really talk I went out on the lash And I spent all of my cash My brother drank ten Newcy Browns I saw his pace and bought a round Can I scrounge another fag And a fiver for a ke-bab

'Cause it's the act of libation, act of libation That's causing our damnation Yes, it's the act of libation, act of libation That's causing our damnation Oh, the act of libation, act of libation Is causing intoxication Oh, the act of libation, act of libation It's causing strange senastions

From my home I walked on down I went in the Rose & Crown When they called time, I felt far from fine 'Cause no more booze is such a crime I can't find my front door key And I really need a pee If I can't get in, then what the hell, I'll just sleep in the garden

'Cause it's the act of libation, act of libation That's causing our damnation Yes, it's the act of libation, act of libation That's causing our damnation Oh, the act of libation, act of libation Is causing intoxication Oh, the act of libation, act of libation It's causing strange senastions

Act of libation Act of libation Act of libation Act of libation Act of libation Act of libation Act of libation Act of libation

Even now, I'm all alone Cuddling my garden gnome I think about how we got wrecked And all the pints that we had necked I know it all will be ok Even though I've blown my pay Now my toes they start to freeze The act of libation will never cease

'Cause it's the act of libation, act of libation That's causing our damnation Yes, it's the act of libation, act of libation That's causing our damnation Oh, the act of libation, act of libation Is causing intoxication Oh, the act of libation, act of libation It's causing strange senastions

Snorri xxx

No STOCK Control Some great lyrics here even from SHUG

Your Silent Pub

A pub décor that never changes Remains a stupid sight It's always been the same No furnishings or painting No pool table, no darts Just stella

Rise and fall of the darts team Second league we now remain We asked you what you'd seen You said it weren’t Phil Taylor

Stella from a vacuum pump May give me a great time It's always been ahead of the game No Fosters or Carling No Kronie no becks Just Stella

The fifth rounds on the way The pace you cannot take You've caught me on form this time So why don't we get pissed up

Superb stuff Dave :D

Likewise, Mike...

Snorri xxx

don't have a sip of my Stella

Now all we need is those Community dudes to cover the chosen NO songs with the preferred lyrics.....

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Senses

Here I am in a pub full of lager but no Stella Served a pint that is grey like the stain on my windows This pint takes the piss, such a weak companion Inside of me

It's just something I know, the % by volume's not there It's weak i know and it bloats me It's just something I know, the % by volume's not there It's weak i know and it bloats me

This feeling inside me, I think I'm gonna barf To fall down on my knees, Just give me a half Believe me, Fosters is not what i need

Inside of me

It's another story, some of it is blurred I tried to pull the barmaid, I tried so hard "Time Gentleman" was up on us at ten to three Inside the pub. Inside the pub

Time Gentleman" was upon us Inside the pub, inside my gut Inside the pub, inside my gut

Hang on mate...you got the wrong song title for this one...shouldn't it be "DENIAL"?

As in "(In) Denial (Of being Drunk And Disorderly)" ???

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Your Silent Pub

A pub décor that never changes Remains a stupid sight It's always been the same No furnishings or painting No pool table, no darts Just stella

Rise and fall of the darts team Second league we now remain We asked you what you'd seen You said it weren’t Phil Taylor

Stella from a vacuum pump May give me a great time It's always been ahead of the game No Fosters or Carling No Kronie no becks Just Stella

The fifth rounds on the way The pace you cannot take You've caught me on form this time So why don't we get pissed up

^^ Now that one is understated Class!!!!!

Just one thing, is it true that you've now mentioned "Stella" in every single one of your entries on this thread???

Hang on mate...you got the wrong song title for this one...shouldn't it be "DENIAL"?

I was pissed HIC !

Well spotted though

Waiting For The Stella To Pour

Which beer shall I sample next London Pride or maybe Becks Waiting for the Stella to pour I've never drunk it here before

The pub's doing a roaring trade Serving beer and snacks today Drinking, fighting, playing pool Pulling birds and looking cool

We all want some drunken love But the girls are often rough From the bar, out to the bog With a stranger have a snog

I won't start on you I don't know what to think I really hurt you I nearly spilled your drink

I've messed it all up Cause you were pretty half-cut And I don't know where to drink when the pub's shut When the pub's shut

Gotta catch last orders time Order two more lager'n'lime And a bag of salted nuts All before the bar is shut

Drinking time is flying by My head is spinning all the while Get a round, play some darts Play the fruity, pull some tarts

All the beers and all the cigs The stag party in 70s wigs Could never be as pissed as us But will pick a fight with us

I won't start on you I don't know what to think I really hurt you I nearly spilled your drink

I've messed it all up Cause you were pretty half-cut And I don't know where to drink when you're shut When you're shut

I won't start on you I don't know what to think I really hurt you I nearly spilled your drink

I've messed it all up Cause you were pretty half-cut And I don't know where to drink when you're shut When you're shut

How many times must I spill my beer, dear How many words do I have to slur, girl What can I do to get chips and pitta To have to eat with my pint of My pint of bitter

Snorri xxx

It doesn't take a lot to confuse me I can drink like a fish anytime And I'd like to say to those who surround me Could you do it while you looked in my eye

If you hold on primitive notion And if you think you'd like to try You can drink this magic potion And you can do it 'til the day that you die

I've drunk it before and I'll do it again A pint of Stella that I’ll drink 'til the end How can it be that you're so far apart Does my breath already smell like a fart ?

I'm doing my best to impress you Even if you can smell me from a mile Not even a gas mask would protect you Don't look at me with your critical smile

Well I've been drinking in the wrong pub I admit it and with no pride Their beer tasted like out of a bath-tub And my loneliness is the reason I tried

I've drunk it before and I'll do it again A pint of Stella that I’ll drink 'til the end How can it be that you're so far apart Does my breath already smell like a fart ?

I've drunk it before and I'll do it again A pint of Stella that I’ll drink 'til the end How can it be that you're so far apart Does my breath already smell like a fart ?

Now I've got much gas I need to be out It's coming very fast straight from my throat I wanted to see what's been inside of me I wanted to be like I was at the start

spacejunk wrote: to cover the chosen NO songs with the preferred lyrics.....

DIGITAL M. might you have a running total or tally of the BREW- MONDAY and SHED -alternates Monaco Joy Division options skim on by. Some terrific classics through everyone's latest.