BEER LYRICS: Brew Monday & other classics

to all posted so far

as for me/i had too much wine tonight so all i can manage is

Avalanche

Beer Beer Beer Beer

or should that be

Wine Wine Wine Wine

(sorry English is not my native language)

I turn sideways to the pub keep my thoughts from everyone I am a drunkard, I'm a freak Hear me talk, but never puke

So I'm stepping out of mine because drinking is a crime And it may all be too late but I've a passion for this taste

That's the price of booze (that's the price of booze) Can you feel it (can you feel it) If we could drink it now (that's the price of booze) how long would we last (that's the price of booze)

And when my body is on fire Only drinks make me cooler I turn sideways to the pub and in a moment I am gone

That's the price of booze (that's the price of booze) Can you feel it (can you feel it) If we could drink it now (that's the price of booze) how long would we last (that's the price of booze)

That's the price of booze (that's the price of booze) Can you feel it (can you feel it) If we could drink it now (that's the price of booze) how long would we last (that's the price of booze)

This is a song about a drinking man Who died at the hands of a desperate barman He trusted those who he thought he knew He trusted those who he talked to I'll never forget the vomit on his face He'd laugh and he'd cry and he'd ruin the place He'd drive us crazy, and he'd drive us wild He used to scream and shout all day long

Now I hope you know this song Is about a bloke who now has gone And other drunkards like him, too Abused and drunk like adults do So don't tell me about more drinks It’s all problems of economics When you can't drink more that you can afford You scream and shout all day long

Drunks like us

I've drunk in this pub for a long time It's always the same I've studied the cracks of the dartboard There always the same Well, now you live your life like a pisshead Your life down the drain Oh, it's called Stella Yes, it's called Stella Oh, it's called Stella And it's brewed in Leuven Oh, it goes down so quickly It's poured so slowly But when you taste it, it tastes so good It's called Stella And it belongs to everyone of us

I've lived my life in the The Village Inn I've lived my life in The King's Head I've lived my life on alcohol I've lived my life on pills But it's called Stella And it belongs to us It's called Stella And it's the only thing that's worth living for It's called Stella And it belongs to us It's called Stella Yes it's called Stella

Oh, Stella is found in the pubs that are best But when Stella is at home, it's the best Stella is the cure for every evil Stella is the air that supports your ego It's called Stella And it's so nice cool It's called Stella And somehow it's become quite fashionable It's called Stella And it belongs to every one of us It's called Stella And it supposed to make you beat your wife

Oooops sorry Dude !

I'm inspired :)

Churn

It's a hard way to come home I'm crawling on my knees The walls are spinning around I'm floating like a leaf

I spent my day on drinking beer You know that I really just don't care I left little presents everywhere In the corner, even there

Turn your eyes from me It's time for me to throw Toss me in a cab won't you please I need you more than you know

There's a wild girl over here She doesn't give a damn A bold move, I grab her there And discover she's a man

I'd rather stay in the pub all night This is where I feel alright What do you want me to say My week's wages have been pissed away

The sky is dark the road is long You tell me that my night is done What do you want me to do Take away your car keys too?

Turn your eyes from me It's time for me to throw Toss me in a cab won't you please I need you more than you know

Turn your eyes from me It's time for me to throw Toss me in a cab won't you please I need you more than you know

Superb

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Superb

thanky, like I said, great inspiration was felt. :)

I feel like having a beer now.

Beer

beer me Why won't you beer me I can't recall the day that I last had a becks Well you don't get a beer like this for nothing So here's what you've got to do You work your way to the top of the world Then you can afford a beer or two

Well what's the use in complaining When you've got all the beers need Anyone would think you were hard done to Do you want me to believe

What the hell is happening I can't think of everything I don't know what day it is Or who I'm talking to

But I know that I'm ok 'cause I’ve got beer with me today I haven't got a single problem Now that I've had a beer or two

So what's the use in complaining When you've got more beers than you need Anyone would think you were hard done to What do you want me to believe

everything's gone mead?

OK, Pope...

Everything's Gone Mead

Help me, somebody help me I wonder where I am I see my pint glass before me I'll drink it when I can

It seems like I've been pissed here before It seems like I've been pissed here before It seems like I've been pissed here before It seems like I've been pissed here before It seems like I've been pissed here before

Confusion sprung up from libation A hangover that covers my eyes It sprung from this first all-day session No way have I ever drunk white wine

Is this the way that you wanted to pay Won't you lend me, please lend me ten quid Is this the way that you wanted to pay Won't you lend me, please show me ten quid Lend me Lend me Lend me Lend me Lend me

Snorri xxx

Regret

Maybe I've forgotten the name and the address Of every pub I've ever known It's nothing I regret Save it for another bar It's closing time and the bouncer's kicked me out

I would like a place I could call my local Have a conversation with some old yokel Drink there every day that would be real MINT I would not complain about being skint

I was pissed up you see Almost all the night You used to buy me drinks Now you are tight

I wouldn't even sub you I can be a big spender We don't know our limits But we're on a massive bender You may think that I knocked your glass That I'm cnut, I'll kick your ass On this occasion, it's not true Look at me, I've just puked

I would like a place I could call my local Have a conversation with some old yokel Drink there every day that would be real MINT I would not complain about being skint

I was tanked up on booze Slurring all I spoke You were a complete scrounger Cadging all my smokes

I would like a place I could call my local Have a conversation with some old yokel Drink there every day that would be real MINT I would not complain about being skint

Let's just have another I guess that's what they all say Just before they fall over

Snorri xxx

Cracking choons, folks! Mike - Temptation is class... Thanks for the message, sorry for having to bin your call again - in the cinema and had forgotten to turn my phone off, so folks around not too impressed at the first bars of Regret blasting out in the middle of the film!

Snorri xxx

Fine Time

You`re much too young to get served in here too young to have a glass of beer too young so get right out of here

hey hey,you know i`ve met a lot of you girls but a never met a girl with all her ID

You got a smile and you got a glass but you`re your too young too young to drink in here.

AGE OF CANNED STOUT

Won't you please give me beer This thirst inside, is hurting me dear Now I'm not the kind that likes to drink two Just when one at a time will do I'm not the kind who likes to drink two Just when one, at a time will do

I fell out of bed this morning and was gagging for booze I tripped in the hallway and threw up all over my shoes I emptied out every glass and bottle I had But now the sound of my churning stomach's driving me mad

NOW I'M NOT THE KIND WHO LIKES TO DRINK TWO WHEN ONE PINT AT A TIME WILL DO !!! YOU'RE NOT THE KIND WHO'S GOING TO BUY ME A SPELL IN THE LOCAL A & E!!!!!

Do I find myself legless all the time? Palpitations at the sight of every pub sign?? Now am I not the kind that likes to drink too? Just when one at a time will do! I'm not the kind that likes to drink two!!!!!!

HIC! HiC! BURP!!!!

I've lost it I've lost it I've lost it I've lost it

I've lost it I've lost it I've lost it I've lost it

Woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo Woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo woo hoo hoo HIC! BURP!!! BARF!!!

:p

Snorri xxx

WE ALL STAGGER

Three beers to go Three beers to go At the end of the ropes... There's another bar waiting for me

At the end of the ropes...

At the end of the ropes...

AT THE END OF OUR ROPES!!!!!

[Hic hic hic!! BURP!!!]

Drink goes on and on In this beer-fuelled reverie Forever to be pissed Puke now rising inside of me

The drink goes on and on.... On and on....

We've got red eyes tonight We've got red eyes tonight At the end of the ropes! Where all our paychecks go

At the end of the ropes There's another bar waiting for me... We've got three beers to go... At the end of our ropes... At the end of our ropes... MORE BEER ON SHOW!!!!

[HIC HIC HIC!!!......BURRRP!!!!!]

Drink goes on and on In this beer-fuelled reverie Forever to be pissed... Puke now rising inside of me.....

RAT-ARSED LOVE TRIANGLE

Every time I think I'm done I crawl back to the bar and get another one It's a habit I find That I can't leave behind Spending my money just on losing my mind

There's no sense in stopping me From pissing away my life against the trunk of a tree But that's the way that it goes And it's what everyone knows That every day my incontinence grows

[HIC HIC HIC....BUUURRRRRP!!]

Every time I hear you calling I'm gasping for another pint of beer I'll drink and drink until I start falling Collapsing over the nearest chair

[HIC HIC HIC....BUUURRRRRP!!]

I feel legless! I feel numb! I'm boozing like I've never done! Whenever I drink this way I guess I'll never get laid Why can't I pee standing up like I did yesterday?

I can't see the wood for the trees Can't even chew on this piece of cheese Don't wanna get any help Cos I'm enjoying myself I'm gonna stand against you and piss over your knees!

[HIC HIC HIC....BUUURRRRRP!!]

Every time I hear you calling I'm gasping for another pint of beer I'll drink and drink until I start falling Collapsing over the nearest chair

Every time I hear you calling I'm gasping for another pint of beer I'll drink and drink until I start falling Collapsing over the nearest chair

[HIC HIC HIC....BUUURRRRRP!!]

1963

It was January 1963 When Johnny came home with a beer for me He said "I bought it for you because I love you And I bought it for you because it's your birthday too" He was so very nice, but it was melancholic Cos he had brought beer for an alcoholic I used to drink with him, he used drink with me

He told me to get my glass My beer would get me pissed real fast I saw tears when he realised He never meant to hurt me

Oh God Johnny don't take my beer from me It's so many days since I got shit-faced So please I beg don't do this to me Johnny don't take my beer from me Can I drink a half before I barf? For God's sake won't you give me beer?

And though he was ashamed that he brought me Thwaites Johnny came home with another crate And he often remembered how it used to be Before that mental piss-up 1963 There was too many ways that you could go to the boozer Like in a love-affair when you're about to lose her He used to drink with her, she used to drink with him

He told me to get my glass My beer would get me pissed real fast I feel down and hurt my ass He never meant to hurt me

Oh God Johnny don't take my beer from me It's been so many days since I was shit-faced So please I beg don't do this to me Johnny can I have some crisps? Can I drink a half before I barf? Oh Johnny won't you give me beer?

He told me to get my glass My beer would get me pissed real fast I feel down and hurt my ass He never meant to hurt me

Oh God Johnny don't take my beer from me It's been so many days since I was shit-faced So please I beg don't do this to me Johnny can I have some crisps? Can I drink a half before I barf? Oh Johnny won't you give me beer?

I just want to not be ill I don't want this pint to spill I don't want this fag to burn Oh Johnny am I pissed yet? I just want to drink beer I will always drink beer I will always drink beer I will always drink beer I will always drink beer

Snorri xxx

Get Me A Cab Home

In a thousand theme pubs in the High Street I see a thousand people just like me A hundred students on the piss I watch them stumbling, falling in a ditch We drink always in the Rose & Crown There's gonna be a fight in here tonight A thousand theme pubs in the town They're the same

And a dozen pints ago A bouncer threw me out - I threw up on him Let's get a take-away everyone From the kebab van

From the bar to the door From the birds on the lash I've lost my vision and I've spent my cash From the bar to the door To my head on the floor You chat those birds up You chat those birds up Every week You chat those birds up I just sleep

But from the bar to the door From those birds by the bog Everytime I pull a dog After these last few pints get me a cab home After these last few pints get me a cab home Get me a cab home Get me a cab home

Snorri xxx

60 pints an hour

I don't know if I told you, but I'm seeking a pub you see You'll never guess the things that I do I have Stella Artois for tea Don't you know that I'm in the bar with you Can't you see that I can't served When I saw you push in the que While I was withdrawing living on my nerves

I'll get one for you when you get one for me I'll prop up the bar like I always do In the dead of night it'll be alright 'Cos new licensing laws allow drinks all night

You can take me to a Wine Bar, across the big City We can worship the barmaid, and her amazing titties Why don't you come over here and rescue me? She's got me trapped behind the bar Why don't we both pull the pints for free We'll drink 60 pints an hour

I'll get one for you when you get one for me I'll prop up the bar like I always do In the dead of night it'll be alright 'Cos new licensing laws allow drinks all night

I'll get one for you when you get one for me I'll prop up the bar like I always do In the dead of night it'll be alright 'Cos new licensing laws allow drinks all night

I'll get one for you when you get one for me I'll prop up the bar like I always do In the dead of night it'll be alright 'Cos new licensing laws allow drinks all night

I'll get one for you when you get one for me I'll prop up the bar like I always do In the dead of night it'll be alright 'Cos new licensing laws allow drinks all night

Chosen Pub

One pint it's now or never Visit the pub Sometimes the lagers better One pint you hold Believe that all these beers Keep me pissed up What brought the vomit up I'll never know I'll never know I'll never know

Believe me, all I drank with you Believe me, all I drank with you All I drank with you All the times it takes to complain The Stellas gone up Sometimes they keep you waiting For your round I've got a friend in here somewhere Who is drinking stout Believe me, all I drank with you Believe me, all I drank with you All I drank with you

Everyone keeps pinching the songs I'm 'working' on..........

NOBODY use Jetstream...........I've got to the chorus so far .........G & T (G & T)........

Hangover, Morning, Night and Day

One pint didn't do it Two pints didn't feel quite right I didn't know where i was going I just knew that i would be alright

I woke up in a druken haze The sun shone on my window? I said that i'd never do it again What kind of fool do you think i am?

I'm pissed up Always seem to be pissed up Morning night and day I just want some paracetomol In the morning after alcohol Send relief to my head Morning night and day

I had a good time late last night I didn't think it would ever end I staggered home in the broad day light Couldn't get a cab at half past five

One drink wouldn't do it Thirty two drinks are far too much I didn't know what i was doing I ate the floor and a pile of dust

I'm pissed up Always seem to be pissed up Morning night and day I just want some paracetomol In the morning after alcohol Send relief to my head Morning night and day

So if you think that booze won't get you Well think again friend 'cause it's not true In my case, it was not my fault It's the Vikings who made that call

One pint didn't do it Two pints didn't feel quite right

I'm pissed up Always seem to be pissed up Morning night and day I just want some paracetomol In the morning after alcohol Send relief to my head Morning night and day

My version was better!

Who's Joe?

Hey Joe what you're having? It seems they've got our order wrong There's a crack in my glass passed over And it looks like it's going to be long You've got eyes like an old piss head They cry tears to the Barman at night

Hey Joe Hey Joe Hey Joe What are your gonna have?

I got you one in I'll get yer pissed What ever you want When ever you're ready I've got this round in Whatever you want (Whatever you want)

I got you one in I'll get yer pissed What ever you want When ever you're ready I've got this round in Whatever you want (Whatever you want)

Hey Joe what you're having? They say you don't drink shorts anymore You had your glass broke by a barmaid Now it won't hold booze anymore She said that you had it coming That it was chipped from the start

Hey Joe Hey Joe Hey Joe Time to go home

I got you one in I'll get yer pissed What ever you want When ever you're ready I've got this round in Whatever you want (Whatever you want)

I got you one in I'll get yer pissed What ever you want When ever you're ready I've got this round in Whatever you want (Whatever you want) Whatever you want (Whatever you want) Whatever you want (Whatever you want) Whatever you want (Whatever you want) Whatever you want (Whatever you want) Whatever you want (Whatever you want)

DRAFTY Dum,de,dum,dummm,dumba,diba,dum....da da dum de dum dum dum dum dadum... Some spirits are harsh at the break of day Gotta get a beer,to keep the shakes at bay Puking in me mam's hat,lightening the load Listenening to her call me a drunken stinking toad.

Just give me one more ale! Give me a miller lite! I need a solid shite.. I don't remember what its like... I'll say it one last time! I've gotta get you pissed I know you'll be trolleyed then I know you just can't resist

You gotta look at ale the way it ought be Looking at the ceiling from underneath me There's a bar inside and a bar out there But with that bottle of Glenfidich you just don't care.. We got vodka wars and killing too.....all drunk down and I have no solid stools!

And this is where I wanna pee..Pissed down an alley...

Just give us one more ale! gimme a diamond white I need a massive sesh.. This time it'll be the besht I say a proper all dayer get slaughtered one last time I've gotta let you know If I can change your tipple Will you suck my nipple....

nmc wrote:

Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: Superb

thanky, like I said, great inspiration was felt. :)

some excellent lines through these. Digital M. Beer Less, In a lovely Pub, Drunk Like us. etc.s and snazzy avatar. nmc Churn. classic SNORRI XX quality as usual. great idea spacejunk. heard 5-8-6 and Mr. Disco. ideas rattle around. EDIT to OUT 0F CONTROL Record player turning round and round could be the room the street the town.

5-8-6 See-ing the train 0n the schedule in front of me yes the tube is the way. Straight into Town to meet with the Company.

Did you see me walking (falling, dancing) Nearly walking (falling, dancing) I saw you Laughing. And we've got some Bruises. yes endless muses. Night was still young Night was still so very young.

From the distance Saw the fight that just might be saw them walking. saw the firm walking still fast drinking it was THE Company.

In the Future Let's try well harder. when it's so late Book the train well in advance. It could save some the time Caught in the rain. yes it makes most sense not caught in the rain Ooh yes it's drier warmer being on a train.