BEER LYRICS: Brew Monday & other classics
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nice one Dude !Kath wrote:
My version was better!
No reason why there shouldn't be more than one version...... after all Barney is constantly changing lyrics.
Top thread by the way....Well Done All
Great stuff guys... If we're reserving tracks we're working on, then baggsy Dracula's Chaser and Beer To Stay... 
Snorri xxx
Dracula’s Chaser
Is it time for beer? We haven't got all night Tell me it’s not WDK Blue Tell me it’s Miller Lite
There was a time I’d hit the town with you Get down on my knees cos I had to puke But you went to the bar and filled my glass With Dracula’s chaser instead of Harp
Now I’ve gotta tell you that it's your round I want you to pay but you've not got a pound Don’t beat at pool or you'll get a smack You’re yellows (Don't pot the black)
So goodbye pub What a great night You came to talk But now you fight I can’t stand straight Or remember my name The journey home Is the walk of shame
You can’t keep on boozing How much can one person drink You've got to work in the morning And you're going to stink
I work hard just to keep you fed with cider Every day you just keep getting wider In the end you took away my gin Left me alone (In the inn)
So goodbye pub What a great night You came to talk But now you fight I can’t stand straight Or remember my name The journey home Is the walk of shame
So goodbye pub What a great night You came to talk But now you fight I can’t stand straight Or remember my name The journey home Is the walk of shame
Snorri xxx
Digital Mike -The People's Moderator wrote: I'm working on Vanishing Pint
Lyrics, or just making a Stella disappear?
Snorri xxx
Beer Today
Who is this barman Who gives me Becks This supid twat I want XXXX
This miserable sod Of human kind This cnut who rings the bell for time
Like the bright lights up on the ceiling Drinking so much, they'll send you reeling They'll give you the taste, get you shit-faced But then they'll remove part of your brain
Like the bright lights up on the ceiling Drinking so much, they'll send you reeling They'll send you reeling, they'll send you reeling They'll send you reeling, reeling, reeling
This fresh-poured cider Yet to be tasted This tenth Budweiser Will get you wasted
Your good health which I toasted When you bought a bag of dry-roasted
Like the bright lights up on the ceiling Drinking so much, they'll send you reeling They'll give you the taste, get you shit-faced But then they'll remove part of your brain
Like the bright lights up on the ceiling Drinking so much, they'll send you reeling They'll send you reeling, they'll send you reeling They'll send you reeling, reeling, reeling
Give me beer today Give me beer today Give me beer today Give me beer today
Like the bright lights up on the ceiling Drinking so much, they'll send you reeling They'll send you reeling, they'll send you reeling They'll send you reeling, reeling, reeling
Snorri xxx
I like to play at this, but I feel crappy with English songs... sad Jiphy... If only they had a song in French...
Vanishing Pint !
Throw up Dude, don't you suffer Don’t think you can’t handle another If you like a sleeping demon Listen I can you hear him puking Tears of joy and tears of sorrow He buys buy’s booze to drink tomorrow
My life ain't no Happy Hour I've drank past the point of no return I've seen what a man sup I've seen the gin in mother’s cup
Feel your heartbeat lose the rhythm Have a short to kick the beat in Whisky is a short, and Stellas strong Here have some dope that I have scored And if you smoke you'll find it hard When the gaffer say’s “ your barred”
My life ain't no Happy Hour I've drank past the point of no return I've seen what a man can sup I've seen the gin in mother’s cup
And we pissed it all away Like in 'Whistle Down The Wind' By the look your face You want a lock in
WINO (a.k.a. Beerdo)
The other day I came across Someone I knew and he was sloshed I can't believe how much he'd drunk I don't think I could beat him But it's a pub that's made for me Where all the beer's completely free As long as I can end up legless What's it got to do with you, shitface?
Piss in the ocean or the sea Piss on the fire that burns in me Someone like you can never see Why I can't have a beer or three Fuck Billy Ocean and Ice-T The Arcade Fire and Kenny G Someone like you can never see Why I can't have a beer or three
[HIC!!]
Piss in the ocean or the sea Piss on the fire that burns in me Someone like you can never see Why I can't have a beer or three Fuck Billy Ocean and Ice-T The Arcade Fire and Kenny G Someone like you can never see Why I can't have a beer or three
[BUUURRRP!!]
I bought another pint of Becks And threw it down until I retched I don't care how much I've drunk You never would forgive me I know I need a helping hand To guzzle down this hundredth can But when I crash down on the floor Just leave me be you cunt!
Fuck Billy Ocean and Ice-T The Arcade Fire and Kenny G Someone like you can never see Why I can't have a beer or three
[HIC....HIC.....BURRRP!!]
The Him
Some days you drink your life away These times I find no words to say A crate of Stella I drank filled me Too much of the Barmaids skimpy top I saw through Only when lock in's have no reason They're for you to get pissed all night long
Small bottle opened, and dropped on the floor I need another to fill the glass to the brim White froth, black liquid in me A GUINESS, so plain my eyes see This is the reason that I came here To be so near to such a paddy as you
I'm so pissed, I'm so pissed
Senses
Here I am in a pub full of lager but no Stella Served a pint that is grey like the stain on my windows This pint takes the piss, such a weak companion Inside of me
It's just something I know, the % by volume's not there It's weak i know and it bloats me It's just something I know, the % by volume's not there It's weak i know and it bloats me
This feeling inside me, I think I'm gonna barf To fall down on my knees, Just give me a half Believe me, Fosters is not what i need
Inside of me
It's another story, some of it is blurred I tried to pull the barmaid, I tried so hard "Time Gentleman" was up on us at ten to three Inside the pub. Inside the pub
Time Gentleman" was upon us Inside the pub, inside my gut Inside the pub, inside my gut
ATLAS BEER (a.k.a. ATLAS BAR)
Drink....in silence Drink my life away....in silence Drink with a stranger Drink for danger Endless boozing And imbibing Just drink away.....
[HIC!!]
Drink....in silence Drink your life away....in silence Inebriation Constipation Then piss your life down the pan It puts the years on your face Just drink away.....
[HIC!!]
Winos like you find it easy Far too much cash To throw away Pissing in the gutter Puke on the streets Every bar drunk dry too soon You've lost half your brain Just drink away, in silence Just drink away......
[HIC!!! HIC!! BUUURRRP!!]
THE PERFECT PISS
I got pissed without my wife Drinking beer with the fellas, Then came by a girl so fine, Suggested we start with Stellas Then I knew it from her fart, This girl so fine was off the charts Pretending not to see my mates, She said "let's get pissed and have some fun" I drink, you pour, beer is God’s drink up above I drink, you pour, beer is God’s drink up above
I had always been cheap, drinking stout But tonight it was my turn to shout Went to have a piss alone, This girl so fine rubbed my bone Next I knew I was home in bed, It was all a dream inside my head Pretending not to see my wife, Standing above with a kitchen knife I drink, you pour, beer is God’s drink up above I drink, you pour, beer is God’s drink up above
Love Vigilantes
Oh I've just come From a pub called The Sun From a Bar that was fun In the name of Booze With our Dart's Team all the rave Need double top, "Don't miss Deve!" With our Arrows and flights And some help from Rod I want to stand on the Oche A pint of Stella waiting for me I've got to checkout I need 161, you see
You just can't believe The Stella I did recieve When I finally got my double And I tripped by the bar Oh I flew through the sky my mates, started laughing till they cried For my mates I would die And I will see get them back soon I want to stand on the Oche A pint of Stella waiting for me I've got to checkout I need 161, you see
When I walked through the door My wife she lay upon the floor And she said her lips were sore I did not know why Then I looked into her hand And I saw the Stella bottle She said that was a horny, horny bitch But that she had cum I want to stand on the Oche A pint of Stella waiting for me I've got to checkout I need 161, you see
Jiphy wrote: ..Jiphy. If only in French...
salut M. Jiphy! :) universal M. Disco. How it could it be forgotten. But the fare is steep from England. The Holiday that was planned that week never happened the way that people speak.
They tried. Lots did try and did travel. tell how it turned all carnival. They tried and lots did travel. Tell me how it turned carnival.
we can't find our piece of mind Find being thirsty all the time ha(r)d drugs and Drink both night and day Forgot to eat. didn't matter either(any) way.
Ooh did most things No we did most things (walked laughed shagged and danced)and still wore our rings!
Maybe we could write those letters And say the things that really matter. Our rendevous was such a pleasure The memories (have no measure) err will live forever. All tried + and lots did travel wait for it... Black Label, Guiness and Stella too. They serve most Draught and Bottles right to you.
someone SNORRI XX could use fixing and cleaning up her. missing 'When it happens and Can you hear me deep inside From.. lines.
Shandy's Not A Drink. (Turbo Remix)
Hello everyone it's nice to drink here come so far to taste that beer I can taste the Stella it's nice cracking drink but not for the wife Before you fall just like a steamer You swear to God you need another How can I afford to be here overtime on a saturday morning?
(C) You know what you drink cos it tastes so nice Stella by the bucketful it is so kind There's wine and that's wrong and diamond white that's bad you search for the beer that makes you mad Oh you know Stella's mean yes you do.
Well we had a party in our local last night It ended up in an anwful fight my mate got lifted by the polis at 2 and shamed to say it but I did too
(C)
Your local is a wonderful place But it's in England which is a disgrace To find a drink that tastes better than Bucky Gettae fuck and don't call me ducky
(C)
Pints & Mixers
Pissed up on Stella this day I need a fight Outside the Nag's Head lies another sacrifice Ten pints of beer, we're always here, we never stay indoors As they chucked us out, we began to shout and collapsed on the floor
All night benders, back home we never returned Left in the gutter I puked but never learned That bird, you had, you know she's the local slag Next time please think, before you pull when you've had a drink In the Grapes another XXXX, oh fuck it give me any beer In the mind of a drunken man, an easy lay and a large kebab Chips for you and me, burger with cheese, you shout with all your force Hassan wraps you food, you have been rude, so you've got special sauce
One day in a pub we even ordered a bit of grub Some day, I heard, you drank ten pints of Kronenberg That bird, you had, you know she's the local slag Next time please think, before you pull when you've had a drink One day in a pub we even ordered a bit of grub Some day, I heard, you drank ten pints of Kronenberg That bird, you had, you know she's the local slag
Snorri xxx
Lock In Tonight :D
I throw up in the street I look into your eyes I'm pleasant when we meet I'm pissed when we go home How many stellas more Could you tell It was a dare When you poured your drink over me You miserable fucking mare You believe in sobriety The sober life is not for me A lager that is chilled Means my glass will be filled
Do you believe in truth? Told pissed up on the roof A crate we call our own Beside a Garden Gnome How many times before Could you tell I was your fella When you reached out in your sleep And i was clinging to my stella My eyes reveal I'm stoned How the fuck will i get home How many times before Did I knock the wrong front door
5 8 6 pounds
I see fat chicks. fat chicks, fat chicks, fat chicks And I do abhor Sent by pricks On my bucks night Straight away we ran from them I heard them calling And we heard them screeching I heard them fawning Yes, we heard their moaning
Suffocation Suffocation, death by large girls Not to distant Turn your back and run for life Heard them rumbling Yes, we heard them coming Heard them coming Yes, we heard their groaning
If those heifers Catch any good friend of mine Take a photo While he’s down And we tried to save him Yes, we tried to save him We did save him Yes, we did save him
On the corner Catch our breath inside the bar I’ll have one quick pint It’s so good for the heart The earth is shaking Yes, the earth is shaking They’re approaching Yes, We herd them, herd them, herd them, earth is shaking
Can you herd them faraway All those pogs of thousand weight Can you herd them faraway All those pogs of thousand weight Oh, can you herd them faraway From these pubs just for beer Can you hear us calling moo Can you hear us calling moo Can you hear us calling moo Can you hear us calling moo
Oh putaing ! I prefer this one to the original !!! Great work Mike !
edit : sorry Spacejunk I was talking about Mike's cover of Lonesome tonight.
But yours is good as well.
Just that Lonesome Tonight is one of my least favourite and thanks to Mike I suddendly like this song. I think I will swap the true lyrics for his and for ever until now !
