(o/t-ish) Your Most Hated Songs......EVER!!! — Forum Archive

14 Apr 2002, 19:43

This flippant thread is just a practice court for the soon-to-be-reopened "Room 101" where you can list here your most despised tunes of all time - your rollcall of shame of truly cringeworthy moments. You can nominate absolutely ANYTHING - not just recorded material - be they your old embarrassing childhood songs or ad jingles or hymns sung at school or footie terrace anthems or whatever takes you fancy [or rather lack of]..... Feel free to toss in your wish list of whatever you think should be buried forever, never to torment your precious lugs ever again....be my guest. :evil4:

My starter list to get things going:

"Auld Lang Syne" - always fooking hated that song. :sick: The British National Anthem (I'm proud to say I don't even know all the words to that one) - Trad Arr. "Que Sera Sera" - whoever sings it - all versions are shite! "We'll Meet Again" - Vera Lynn "My Heart Will Go On" - Celine Dion "Land of Hope And Glory" - Trad Arr. "My Way" - any version! Ad jingle for "Co-co Pops" - all the various versions over the years "Nessun Dorma" - Luciano Pavarotti - thanks to Italia '90, that most loathesome of musical genres, OPERA, became hip and trendy!! :sick: :sick: :sick: What da fook? Who can possibly reconcile the image of a fat bloated caterwauling bloke (Gazza) blubbing to the sound of another fat bloated caterwauling bloke (LP) ? I just don't get it! Some people are sick! "Unchained Malady/Untrained Melody/Unhinged Melody" - whichever version you hear, I'm sicktafookingdeathofthispieceofshit!!! "I Will Always Love You" - Whitney Houston's excellently soulful and sympathetic rendering of course. "Orville's Song" - Keith Harris and Orville "Grandma" - St Winifred's School Choir Any song by Tottenham Football Club - especially the ones by Chas and Dave. "In The Army Now" - Status Quo "We Wish You A Merry Christmas!" - the only song the door-to-door carol singers can come up with. Luckily in my case they're usually sent packing with a huge Irish Wolfhound in hot pursuit before they've even got to the word "Christmas". Thank the lord! "Happy Birthday To You....!!" - as a kid I always HATED this song - cringeing as everyone sang it. To this day, I refuse to sing it even to my own little uns - I mime it instead cos I'd die of embarrassment otherwise.... That stupid inane "Drill Instructor" song you get made to sing in Military Corporal Ranks - you know the one I mean....

oh god, there's so much more, so much more.... but I need to save my breath now... :evil4:

14 Apr 2002, 20:04

Anything by Mariah Chuffing Carey/ Whitney/ et al is eternally tragic but the one that's in my head at present as being an all out killer is Eminem - Slim Shady I'm sure there are thousands (at least) more but today that's the one - obviously listening to shite radio today at work :nonono:

14 Apr 2002, 20:37

I agree with Marty's and Cheeky Monkey's nominations but here are two more which are often found on lists of supposed all-time musical greats:

Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven

And if they aren't controversial enough, I've just thought of another:

John Lennon - Imagine

I'm taking cover now...

14 Apr 2002, 22:10

pearl jam-better man stained-? (i can't remember the title, but every verse begins with "it's been a while...") any creed song

p.s. as you can tell, i really hate that nasal vocal crap inspired by pearl jam and alice and chains. gross. :\puke: :violent:

14 Apr 2002, 22:48

The absolute worst song EVER, for me, has to be THE DOUBLE DUTCH BUS -- can't remember which "artist(s)" was/were responsible for this, and I guess it's better this way!!!!

IT'S FOOKIN' AWFUL !

14 Apr 2002, 23:46

I have always held "Witchy Woman" by the Eagles in the lowest esteem, ditto to "Oh what a night" by Frankie Valli, and the relatively recent entry of "Hey baby" by DJ Otzi.

Honourable mentions go to the entire Creed catalogue, Robbie Williams (particularly "Better Man") and absolutely anything by Kid Rock or Andrew WK. Party Hard indeed. CTB :cool:

PS - Any fellow Aussies who wish to nominate the work of Killing Heidi, Jebediah or the Underground Lovers have my full support!

15 Apr 2002, 02:08

Mambo Number 5 by lou begga and Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls of the top of my head. Actually there wasnt too much i liked out of the late 90s.

15 Apr 2002, 02:55

Perfect by Fairground Attraction

15 Apr 2002, 04:21

Originally posted by Fingers I agree with Marty's and Cheeky Monkey's nominations but here are two more which are often found on lists of supposed all-time musical greats:Queen - Bohemian RhapsodyLed Zeppelin - Stairway To HeavenAnd if they aren't controversial enough, I've just thought of another:John Lennon - ImagineI'm taking cover now...

i f*cking hate all three as well. Nice One. I'm also adding Radio Ga Ga by Queen as the most desperate song of all time

15 Apr 2002, 04:49

Brimfullofasher - cornershop???

hate it.

15 Apr 2002, 04:57

worst one for me... seven tears .. the goombay dance band

15 Apr 2002, 04:58

anything by the vengaboys, or as I like to call them, vengabus. I think they are now advertising sofa's, just shows how popular they are...

15 Apr 2002, 06:05

Originally posted by TGA anything by the vengaboys, or as I like to call them, vengabus.I think they are now advertising sofa's, just shows how popular they are...

Anyone in the London (Ontario) area...

A while back, the background music for London Major Appliance's radio spots was a track by the Stabilizers, a duo from my home town of Erie, Pennsylvania.

Signed to the majors. A video on MTV's 120 Mintues (one play...great use of resources there). Apparently a big radio hit in Denver, Colorado. Dropped in ownership shuffle at label. Second album complete but canned. Advert for London Major Appliance.

This has been Behind the Music: The Stabilizers.

15 Apr 2002, 06:11

All Day Long :)

15 Apr 2002, 06:18

Originally posted by Zizou Zidane All Day Long :)

Contraversial! and not just the choice of song.....

15 Apr 2002, 06:19

Good call on Auld Lang Sinus Infection...my wife won't listen to it.

These are my nominees...I can't guarantee that they're not all the same song -- uh, power ballad:

Billy Vera and the Beaters - At This Moment Chris DeBurgh - The Lady in Red Sheriff - When I'm With You Bad English - When I See You Smile

As for the Titanic love song; can you believe the guy gets to take home an Oscar statuette for writing about, what, 12 words?

Near Far Wherever you are Whatever...take your bald little statue and go #$& yourself. Next presenter please.

15 Apr 2002, 06:25

Originally posted by .i.D. > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> All Day Long :)

Contraversial! and not just the choice of song.....

I just think it's really clumsily handled, with some of the most cringeworthy lyrics he's ever come up with. I'm sure the sentiment is genuine, just that it wasn't done very well.

15 Apr 2002, 06:58

Originally posted by Zizou Zidane > Originally posted by .i.D.> > > > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > All Day Long :)>

Contraversial! and not just the choice of song.....

I just think it's really clumsily handled, with some of the most cringeworthy lyrics he's ever come up with. I'm sure the sentiment is genuine, just that it wasn't done very well.

Come onnnnnnn...

There are a clutch of worse NewOrder tunes than ADL!

:\pimp2:

15 Apr 2002, 07:04

Originally posted by depthcharge > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > > > Originally posted by .i.D.> > > > > > > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > > All Day Long :)> > >

Contraversial! and not just the choice of song.....

I just think it's really clumsily handled, with some of the most cringeworthy lyrics he's ever come up with. I'm sure the sentiment is genuine, just that it wasn't done very well.

Come onnnnnnn...

There are a clutch of worse NewOrder tunes than ADL!

:\pimp2:

Sure there are, but that is the one single moment of defining crapness to me - I can just about forgive some of the other moments - well maybe not Slow Jam :lol:

15 Apr 2002, 07:05

Originally posted by CandyTheBear PS - Any fellow Aussies who wish to nominate the work of Killing Heidi, Jebediah or the Underground Lovers have my full support!

Underground Lovers were a half decent band, big guy.

The Southern Sons was the name you were looking for.. Execrable.

:\pimp2:

15 Apr 2002, 07:08

What was the 'hit' by that duo of Essex slappers Shampoo?

That was fucking ghastly.

:\pimp2:

15 Apr 2002, 07:42

Originally posted by depthcharge What was the 'hit' by that duo of Essex slappers Shampoo?That was fucking ghastly.:\pimp2:

Uh-oh we're in trouble.....

Rumour has it they're big in Japan, no doubt they moved there to be closer to you, Depthy.

15 Apr 2002, 07:45

too fookin many to mention :nod: ANYTHING by Simply Retarded, UB40, Roxette, Erasure, Michael Fookin Bolton, Shitehouse Family, Phillip Collins (except for You can't hurry love cover version :evil4: ) Mariah, Whitney, Boy Bands, NU-Metal, Reggae (except for Bob Marley's legend album) Trance, Garage, Country & Western, Rap & finally but not least...... Pass the dutchie - Musical Youth:D

15 Apr 2002, 08:03

Oh no this has just got me thinking of all the pants music I have heard in my life!

Daphne and celine? - Ooh stick you... whatever it is, have the mind numbing 3 noted tune in my head now but can't think of the (I'm sure so very talented) lyrics.

Also WetWetWet - Love is all around - hearing even the shite beginning of that puts me in a right foul mood, this is closely followed on the rage creating scale by Brian Adams' similar film soundtrack effort. :mad:

15 Apr 2002, 08:10

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Also WetWetWet

:clap: Well done cheeky moonkey - how the fuck could I have left WET WET WET from my distinguished list? :nonono: :lol:

15 Apr 2002, 08:16

HAHA ... Pass the Dutchie is definately on my list although I seem to remember a time when I was 5 years old and singing that song non stop for afew weeks. Others of the top of my head are

Whats My Name - Lill Bow Wow My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion Bye Bye Bye - N Sync Oh Yeah - Yello All that stuff by Jive Bunny

15 Apr 2002, 08:20

It was the Michael Bolton/ Shitehouse Family stuff that got me thinking, I hope your happy now that these unpleasant musical thoughts have left me secretly crying at my desk, trying to troop on and not share my grief with the rest of the workforce... they just wouldn't understand... :cry:

I'd been doing so well too. :D

15 Apr 2002, 08:23

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey It was the Michael Bolton/ Shitehouse Family stuff that got me thinking, I hope your happy now that these unpleasant musical thoughts have left me secretly crying at my desk, trying to troop on and not share my grief with the rest of the workforce... they just wouldn't understand... I'd been doing so well too. :D

:lol: Sorry missus;)

15 Apr 2002, 08:24

Originally posted by Brendan Sun All that stuff by Jive Bunny

How could I have possibly forgotten these abominations :nonono: Top marks to you as well Brendan son;)

15 Apr 2002, 08:46

Didn't afew ofd those kids in Musical Youth end up in prison ?

15 Apr 2002, 08:49

Originally posted by Brendan Sun Didn't afew ofd those kids in Musical Youth end up in prison ?

Hopefully;)

15 Apr 2002, 08:51

Probably, they were from Birmingham after all :D

What chance did they have with UB40 as role models. Also contenders for the everything they did was shite throne.

15 Apr 2002, 10:57

Four words immediately come to mind: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?

Other (un)faves: pina Coloda song Just about anything from Leo Sayer or Bob Seger Arms Wide Open-Pearl Jam (oops, I meant Creed!) Go Let It Out-Oasis The Eagles entire discography Ditto for Lynerd Skynerd (or however the hell they spell it) My Heart will Go On :puke:

15 Apr 2002, 11:05

Anyone remember Milli Vanilli??! :sick: shudder :sick:

15 Apr 2002, 11:11

Oh yeah, I almost forgot:

:violent: Margaritaville!

15 Apr 2002, 11:19

Oh, don't mention Milli Vanilli, please?? There's even more semi-German bands llike that:

what about the legendary Boney M!!! and don't forget Modern Talking, who gave us evergreens like "you can win if you want,if you want it you can win", and the unforgetable "you're my heart you're my soul"

15 Apr 2002, 11:24

wonder why no one's nominated "Can't Get You Out of My Head" yet... :laugh:

Snap. "Rhythm is a Dancer." (makes me wanna punch people) 4 Non Blondes. "What's Going On." or whatever it was called. *shudders* anything at ALL written by Diane Warren. Bryan Adams. "Everything I Do..." :headoff: anything 'tall by Michael Bolton, Celine Dion, Mariah Scarey, Whiney Houston, and any other divalicious overemoting vibrato-abusing songstresses/songsters you can think of. all the nu-metal shite polluting the land. ...and anything involving the Fine Young Cannibals! :violent:

15 Apr 2002, 11:27

Well...whilest out dancing to wonderful "retro" tunes from the 80's last night, I found myself remembering back the good old days...the thrill of the night of course, was when Blue Monday came on, and everybody in the place rushed to the dance floor...as the song was ending, I was already headed off, but I caught myself finally recognizing the next song...now how the hell this song could ever really fit in with the great tunes I had been hearing all night long...but please...what fooking DJ in his right mind would follow up BM with Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield...

I hated that song years ago...and after this abomination on my otherwise wonderful night...I hate it even more...

the only thing worse than this is ANYTHING by

JOHN DENVER!!!!!

15 Apr 2002, 11:29

Who Let the dogs out...great choice

Think some of musical youth are dead, and some certainly went to prison - drug dealing the little shits...

Ian Van Dahl - Castles in the sky is 1 song thats still irritating me a great deal.

Any Bob Marley - overrated beyond belief Any Hard House Any 'wacky' American tunes..such as Barenaked Ladies (esp 'One Week') or Ben folds bastard Five. I hate them.

15 Apr 2002, 11:34

Hear'Say and all that Pap Idle wank. Grrrrrrr.

15 Apr 2002, 11:41

2 unlimited - Get ready for this Hearsay's Pure and Simple - bunch of gimps Manic Street Preachers - Masses for the Classes - utter shite

15 Apr 2002, 11:53

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Manic Street Preachers - Masses for the Classes - utter shite

It's not as bad as "Let Robeson Sing" !!!!

15 Apr 2002, 12:02

Originally posted by Zizou Zidane > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > Manic Street Preachers - Masses for the Classes - utter shite

It's not as bad as "Let Robeson Sing" !!!!

you may be right there. And its masses against the classes innit?...blame a hard day at work...again.

15 Apr 2002, 12:05

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Zizou Zidane> > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > > Manic Street Preachers - Masses for the Classes - utter shite>

It's not as bad as "Let Robeson Sing" !!!!

you may be right there. And its masses against the classes innit?...blame a hard day at work...again.

Yeah - I did a desperately bad Mark E Smith rendition of "Masses against the Classes" in the Ship and Shovell under Charing Cross arches last summer - bastards didn't know what-uh had hit them !

15 Apr 2002, 12:57

Originally posted by Seb&nbspBriggs Who Let the dogs out...great choiceThink some of musical youth are dead, and some certainly went to prison - drug dealing the little shits...Ian Van Dahl - Castles in the sky is 1 song thats still irritating me a great deal.Any Bob Marley - overrated beyond beliefAny Hard House Any 'wacky' American tunes..such as Barenaked Ladies (esp 'One Week') or Ben folds bastard Five. I hate them.

i'd agree with the BNL comment, 'cept that we can't be blamed this time! :laugh:

BNL are Canadian! :nod:

15 Apr 2002, 13:03

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by Fingers> I agree with Marty's and Cheeky Monkey's nominations but here are two more which are often found on lists of supposed all-time musical greats:> > Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody> Led Zeppelin - Stairway To Heaven> > And if they aren't controversial enough, I've just thought of another:> > John Lennon - Imagine> > I'm taking cover now...

i f*cking hate all three as well. Nice One. I'm also adding Radio Ga Ga by Queen as the most desperate song of all time

Can I just throw in for good measure "Let it be" by The Beatles?

15 Apr 2002, 13:22

Damn, mr fingers got there before me, with both of my first two choices.

Apart from that, and the obvious fish-in-a-barrel targets like Phil Collins and Cliff, I'd nominate just about anything by Groove Armada.

Also I nominate the Exorcist, which, though pedants might carp that it doesn't technically qualify, being a film and not a song, I just really really hate and think is one of the most overrated pop-culture artifacts of all time.

15 Apr 2002, 14:58

Originally posted by janaki wonder why no one's nominated "Can't Get You Out of My Head" yet... Snap. "Rhythm is a Dancer." (makes me wanna punch people)4 Non Blondes. "What's Going On." or whatever it was called. *shudders*...and anything involving the Fine Young Cannibals!

HA HA HA HA HAAA!!! :clap: :clap: Well done Janaki!! excellent choices! Remember that priceless lyric "Im serious as CANCER when I say Rhythm is a DANCER!!!" what a crock of utter unmitigated CACK!! Must be contender for one of the worst lyrics ever! And that song by 4-Non Blondes - you got the title right - HIDEOUS CATERWAULING!! That unforgettable bit where you can see that stupid big-gobbed lead singer's veins almost explode thru her neck when she sings...FOR A GENERAY-SHUR-HUNNNN!!!!. And of course Fine Dung Crapballs - he has a voiuce like that chimp in Tarzan - remember his EXECRABLE cover of Buzzcocks "Ever Fallen In Love?" - total arsepit central! :sick:

15 Apr 2002, 15:25

The hell continues:

SPIN FOOKING DOCTORS - Two Princes (was that one of the most gut-bustingly mundane pieces of cack ever written or what???) MARIAH CAREY - Without You (ugh!!!!) SOME DICKHEADS - Who Let The Dogs Out?!! (too right!) THE FARM - Don't You Want me/Alltogether Now/Groovy Train (toe curlingly awful) JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR (The theme song) ATB - 9pm Til I Come (cretinous trancey bollocks par flatulence!) PHIL COLLINS - In The Air Tonight ABBA - Dancing Queen CULTURE CLUB - Karma Chameleon BROS - Drop The Boy/When Will I Be Famous?/Silent Night/Too Much - Spastic plastic dogbreath muzak as I once referred to it as. :sick: :sick: KAJAGOOGOO - Too Shy (one of the worst ever lines in pop: "Youre Moving In Circles Won't you dilate...ooh baby try...." YEEEEEEUCCCCHHH!! :\puke: 2 UNLIMITED - No Limit SMART E'S - Sesames' Treet (utter bandwagon bollocks!!) MICHAEL BOLTON - Soul Provider/When A Man Loves A Woman ( total desecration beyond the call of duty) LITTLE JIMMY OSMOND - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool. Shite heavens! I even had this as a 6 year old kid! I've been traumatised by the guilt ever since. TIGHT FIT - The Lion Sleeps Tonight BELLE STARS - The Clapping Song COCKNEY REJECTS - The Greatest Cockney Rip-Off (who needs tenth rate Sham 69 copyists anyway??) AUTHOR UNKNOWN - You Need Wings (always hated that fooking song!!) SYLVIA - Y Viva Espana (just horrid!!) BLACK LACE - Superman (this one is even worse than their other two, even more famous monstrosities!!!) DR. HOOK - Sexy Eyes...Not with that fooking eyepatch, you ain't, you giblet!! THEME TUNE TO "MATCH OF THE DAY" - :violent: SLADE - Merry Xmas Everybody. Sorry Noddy, I love all your other records, but THIS ONE just sets my teeth on edge now!! ERASURE - Oooh Sometimes!! (and a lot of their other records, for that matter) Someone strap this guy down and tar and feather him- QUICK!! KEN DODD - Think Of Me Wherever You Are (a staple on his weekend seaside show special durinfg the mid-70s - truly cringeworthy treacly yuck-fest of gigantic proportions..... :sick: THE SEASIDE SHOWTIME TV THEME - aaaaarghhh!!! ANITA DOBSON - Anyone Can Fall In Love.... and anyone with a hideous frizzy perm that dates someone else with a frizzy perm in clogs can weld crap syrupy lyrics that don't scan to a pretty shite theme tune to start with, can't they?? CRAIG FROM "BIG BROTHER" - At This Time Of Year - too bad for words actually..... RICK ASTLEY - Cry For Help. Too right - I cry for help everytime I hear this song too, in case my bowels start loosening from the sheer bemulleted slushy oversentimentality of it all.....

...Right, there's obvious more waiting to be uncovered and paraded down the boardwalk of shame, so hang on in there, baby..... ;)

15 Apr 2002, 16:02

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! > Originally posted by janaki> wonder why no one's nominated "Can't Get You Out of My Head" yet... > > Snap. "Rhythm is a Dancer." (makes me wanna punch people)> 4 Non Blondes. "What's Going On." or whatever it was called. *shudders*> ...and anything involving the Fine Young Cannibals!

HA HA HA HA HAAA!!! :clap: :clap: Well done Janaki!! excellent choices! Remember that priceless lyric "Im serious as CANCER when I say Rhythm is a DANCER!!!" what a crock of utter unmitigated CACK!! Must be contender for one of the worst lyrics ever! And that song by 4-Non Blondes - you got the title right - HIDEOUS CATERWAULING!! That unforgettable bit where you can see that stupid big-gobbed lead singer's veins almost explode thru her neck when she sings...FOR A GENERAY-SHUR-HUNNNN!!!!. And of course Fine Dung Crapballs - he has a voiuce like that chimp in Tarzan - remember his EXECRABLE cover of Buzzcocks "Ever Fallen In Love?" - total arsepit central! :sick:

sankyuu very much, Martian. :D glad you were amused. did you ever get exposed to the even MORE horrifying (and i didn't think this was possible!) REMIXED version of that 4 Non Blondes song? :nonono: unbelievable. and that horrifically caterwauling wench went on to put out a solo album, too! :eek:

i'd completely forgot about that lyric...but i keep being reminded of how absolutely TERRIBLE that Snap song is due to all these crap "Ultimate Dance Party XXVVIICC" compilations for which ads keep invading the TV every time i've got it on, it seems! you're bringing back hideous, horrible memories of torture in grammar school. no wonder the other kids didn't like me! :laugh:

finally... :eek: i really DON'T remember that Buzzcocks cover! and am completely horrified that they even attempted it! *shudders* eee. dead on with the monkey bit, though...and he looked like one, too! :laugh:

15 Apr 2002, 16:05

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15 Apr 2002, 16:07

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! The hell continues:SPIN FOOKING DOCTORS - Two Princes (was that one of the most gut-bustingly mundane pieces of cack ever written or what???)MARIAH CAREY - Without You (ugh!!!!)SOME DICKHEADS - Who Let The Dogs Out?!! (too right!)THE FARM - Don't You Want me/Alltogether Now/Groovy Train (toe curlingly awful)JESUS CHRIST, SUPERSTAR (The theme song)ATB - 9pm Til I Come (cretinous trancey bollocks par flatulence!)PHIL COLLINS - In The Air TonightABBA - Dancing QueenCULTURE CLUB - Karma ChameleonBROS - Drop The Boy/When Will I Be Famous?/Silent Night/Too Much - Spastic plastic dogbreath muzak as I once referred to it as. KAJAGOOGOO - Too Shy (one of the worst ever lines in pop: "Youre Moving In Circles Won't you dilate...ooh baby try...." YEEEEEEUCCCCHHH!! :\puke:2 UNLIMITED - No LimitSMART E'S - Sesames' Treet (utter bandwagon bollocks!!)MICHAEL BOLTON - Soul Provider/When A Man Loves A Woman ( total desecration beyond the call of duty)LITTLE JIMMY OSMOND - Long Haired Lover From Liverpool. Shite heavens! I even had this as a 6 year old kid! I've been traumatised by the guilt ever since.TIGHT FIT - The Lion Sleeps TonightBELLE STARS - The Clapping SongCOCKNEY REJECTS - The Greatest Cockney Rip-Off (who needs tenth rate Sham 69 copyists anyway??)AUTHOR UNKNOWN - You Need Wings (always hated that fooking song!!)SYLVIA - Y Viva Espana (just horrid!!)BLACK LACE - Superman (this one is even worse than their other two, even more famous monstrosities!!!)DR. HOOK - Sexy Eyes...Not with that fooking eyepatch, you ain't, you giblet!!THEME TUNE TO "MATCH OF THE DAY" - SLADE - Merry Xmas Everybody. Sorry Noddy, I love all your other records, but THIS ONE just sets my teeth on edge now!!ERASURE - Oooh Sometimes!! (and a lot of their other records, for that matter) Someone strap this guy down and tar and feather him- QUICK!!KEN DODD - Think Of Me Wherever You Are (a staple on his weekend seaside show special durinfg the mid-70s - truly cringeworthy treacly yuck-fest of gigantic proportions..... THE SEASIDE SHOWTIME TV THEME - aaaaarghhh!!!ANITA DOBSON - Anyone Can Fall In Love.... and anyone with a hideous frizzy perm that dates someone else with a frizzy perm in clogs can weld crap syrupy lyrics that don't scan to a pretty shite theme tune to start with, can't they??CRAIG FROM "BIG BROTHER" - At This Time Of Year - too bad for words actually.....RICK ASTLEY - Cry For Help. Too right - I cry for help everytime I hear this song too, in case my bowels start loosening from the sheer bemulleted slushy oversentimentality of it all........Right, there's obvious more waiting to be uncovered and paraded down the boardwalk of shame, so hang on in there, baby..... ;)

:clap: excellent additions, Martian. i highly second them. but i believe i can top them ALL...

dunno if this is something that has ever had the bad taste to set foot off of these shores. and i sincerely hope not, for fear that the rest of the world will think less of us Americans than they already do (and usually with good reason!). :laugh:

one word. many CDs. KidBop.

if you are unfamiliar with this concept (and i really hope, for ALL of your sakes, that you are)...imagine all of the terrible songs we've been listing above. done typical crap karaoke-style arrangements...and choruses of kids singing. yay, six-year-old-girlies singing along with "Oops! I Did it Again!" and the like. "Who Let the Dogs Out?" is another favourite on these comps...and let's see, "I Want it That Way"...hrrm. i know there's tons more.

but if you thought that the originals were plenty worth of :violent: sort of reactions, please take a moment to contemplate the sheer torture and overall wrongness of these versions.

however bad the originals are, this ups the :\puke: quotient for me by about a zillion. :nonono:

15 Apr 2002, 17:09

How about

1.La Bamba - Los Lobos (That song was number one for way to long)

2.Fat - Weird Al Yankovic (never thought this guy was funny)

Nikita - Elton John
Two of Hearts - Stacey Q (Anyone else remember her ?)
Bad Medicine - Bon Jovi (Another one of those hits that was played way to much)

6.Heart and Soul - Tpau (for taking JD's name)

Get Ready - Carol Hitchcock (she looks like Peter Garrett)
Shattered Dreams - Johnny Hates Jazz
The Final Countdown - Europe (Hairy bastards)

15 Apr 2002, 17:22

I got into dance music in the mid-to-late 80's (sorry, 1980's just in case anyone thinks I was born before the Queen Mother) but there's one track from that era I absolutely cannot stand and that's "Ride On Time" by Black Box. Snap's "Rhythm Is A Dancer" was awful and 2 Unlimited's "No Limits" (everybody now - "No, no - no, no, no, no - no, no, no, no - no, no, there's no limits") was absymal but "Ride On Time" was even worse. It was just a woman screeching over a bog-standard piano line. To make matters worse, the woman who appeared in the video and went on Top Of The Pops wasn't even on the record - the vocal was by Loletta Holloway. "Ride On Time" proved that if you were famous on the dance scene you could make formulaic crap just to make money and people who were dishonest, stupid or both would call it cutting-edge music.

15 Apr 2002, 17:25

Brendan, how can you nominate Europe's "The Final Countdown" without quoting the lyrics? Have you forgotten "We're heading for Venus/And still we stand tall/And maybe they've seen us..."?

15 Apr 2002, 17:27

:clap: Nice one Brendan......Johnny hates Jazz :lol: Fook me that reminds me - no-one's mentioned Brother Beyond, Big Fun, Sonia, Sinitta :lol: Fingers - Ride on Time, I fookin hated it when it come out :nod: But for some reason that record has grown on me - can't give you a good reason - other than the Keyboard parts on it mate;)

15 Apr 2002, 17:29

Marty - yer lists are fookin great mate - absolutely pissed mesel. If I had a cap on, I'd tip it in your direction me ole muckerado :clap:

15 Apr 2002, 17:35

Candle in the wind - Fat Bald Versace wearing gimp Any novelty record.....ever (plus parts 1 to a zillion) Everything i do i do it 4 U - Bloody Lumberjack I second that emotiom - Pretentious eastern c***s Words - FR (fooking retatd) David Nelly the Elephant - Toy Dolls (if ever a band where ruined by one song) Tragedy - The perma-tanned geezers and the androids as well Happy Talk - Captain Sensible (git)

15 Apr 2002, 18:39

Whilst Captain Sensible's "Happy Talk" was a terrible record it has one redeeming feature - it was the first number one record to include what is known in polite society as "the C-word". The story I've heard (and if I remember rightly Captain Sensible told it) goes like this:

The Captain was trying to record the line that goes something like "Jolly baby, I'm the lucky one" (I don't think the last word is actually "one" - I can't remember what the word is but I think it's an unoffensive American slang term) but no matter how he sang the line as it was written he didn't think it conveyed the feeling he wanted to put across. Partially in frustration and partially in an attempt to get the right sound instead of singing the line as it was written he changed the last word to "the C-word" and when the producer heard this he said it sounded perfect. He tried singing the line as it was written again but he still couldn't get it to sound as good as the take on which he swore so eventually they gave up and put the take with "the C-word" on the final version because they thought no-one would notice what he was actually singing.

15 Apr 2002, 19:10

Well, I'd just like to chuck in a few too meself -

"Here To Stay" - by New Order.

HO HO HO!!! ONLY JOKING!!! :lol: :lol:

Actually, I certainly can't dredge up so many wretched moments like our walking encyclopedia Marty has done here , but I'd just like to say that amongst my most despised tunes of torture I'd have to say every bleedin' song that ever featured on a musical as they well and truly grate beyond the call of duty! South Pacific! Oliver! Cats! Starlight Express! West Side Story! Grease (ESPECIALLY GREASE!! :nonono: ), et al...

Then add to that Renee and Renato's "Save Your Love My Darling.." - that video was so bad it was hilarious! Joe Dolce's "Shaddup You Face" Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus" Flash and the Pan - "Waiting for a Train" Chris de Bleuuuurgh! - ANYTHING BY HIM!! Especially that unforgettable Power Bollock classic about alternative drugs "High On Emulsion"! Michael Jackson - anything he's done since Thriller basically The Bee Gees - nearly everything they've done, those voices, how can anyone take their songs even slightly seriously? That song "Una Paloma Blanca" (by Jonathan King?) gets reet on me tits as well. I used to love The Goodies as a kid but that song they did "Black Pudding Bertha" was really annoying - the kids in my class used to keep doing the stupid dance, pretending to pull on their (non-existent) braces and flat caps. And that Monty Python song "Always Look On The Bright Side" - what the fuckin hell? Maybe I'm alone in thinking that songs a pile of cack!

Shit, can't come up with anymore at the moment. I need a beer now to stiumlate my thinking power... :spit:

:cool2: :cool2:

15 Apr 2002, 19:11

anything by whatever the latest teen-latin-hip-hop pop crossover is at any given moment. Was the UK subject to the horrible time period between 98 and 2000 where we had to put up with all that Ricky Martin crap? Is he still around? I swear I saw him driving a Dodge Aries the other day. Moving on...

Creed - anything "With arms wide opennnnn" Makes me want to shove rusty nails into my skull.

Tantric - anything. I haven't complained about Barneys singing since I've heard these guys.

Larger than Life - by whoever it's by (Nsync maybe?)

Staind - it's been awhile, and whatever other song they have, he just sounds so damn whiny. Someone should go kick that guys ass, and tell him to take whatever it is that's making him so miserable like a man.

Girl at the Rock show - Blink 182

any "Thug" music of any kind. Ever.

16 Apr 2002, 02:26

Underground Lovers were a half decent band, big guy.

The Southern Sons was the name you were looking for.. Execrable.

:\pimp2:

No they weren't. And even if they were, they are not now, as their support slot at the Metro to our heroes demonstrated. You can't be Ride and the Pet Shop Boys at the same time, you pretentious tossers.

As for Southern Sons, good call. But were they as bad as 1927? or Wa Wa Nee? The Eurogliders? Zoot? The list (and my heart) will go on.... CTB :cool:

16 Apr 2002, 02:40

I have to say that I liked Wa Wa Nee .. Should I be embarrassed about this ? Were Wa Wa Nee big in the UK ? I think they're biggest hit was a song called Stimulation ...

16 Apr 2002, 04:37

Yazz - Only way is Up Blur - Country House Menswear - Daydreamer Babylon Zoo - Spaceman Technohead - I wanna be a hippy Five - We will Rock You Micheal Jackson - You rock my world Puff Daddy - I'll be missing you Anything by Sting Billy Joel - uptown Girl

Marty, I agree about the Farm - horrendous bollocks deep Blue Something - Breakfast at Tiffanys Chumbawumba - Tubthumping - completely unacceptable Baddiel And Skinner - 3 Lions

16 Apr 2002, 06:41

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Yazz - Only way is UpBlur - Country HouseMenswear - DaydreamerBabylon Zoo - SpacemanTechnohead - I wanna be a hippyFive - We will Rock YouMicheal Jackson - You rock my worldPuff Daddy - I'll be missing youAnything by StingBilly Joel - uptown GirlMarty, I agree about the Farm - horrendous bollocksdeep Blue Something - Breakfast at TiffanysChumbawumba - Tubthumping - completely unacceptableBaddiel And Skinner - 3 Lions

Sebsy is that list compiled from your own record collection? I mean who else (other than someone who bought it) is gonna remember 'Technohead - I wanna be a hippy' artist and title :skeptic: come on own up I'm very superstitious... I mean suspicious

16 Apr 2002, 07:04

Thanks for reminding me about the Technohead - I wanna be a hippy song ... I think thats my most hated song of all time.

16 Apr 2002, 08:11

Remember that song by Foreigner 'I want to know what love is'? It seemed to be at No.1 for aeons sometime in the early 80's (1984??)....I absolutely despised it. When it used to come onto Top of the Pops I used to throw a proper Bonnie Langford style tantrum, beating the floor with my fists :laugh:

I don't think any other record as had the same kind of response since, however awful......I saw it on some sort of nostalgia TV show a while back and had to run out the room :laugh:

16 Apr 2002, 08:47

I've always hated American Pie... and that guy from Roxy Music (what's his name?) he has a voice weaker than Barney's pie refusing will power...

16 Apr 2002, 08:50

Two more, hated all the more for their apparent requirement to be played every single day on AOR radio in the U.S.:

Billy Joel - Piano Man Eddie Money - Baby Hold On To Me

That second one goes in the "Lyric cliche" thread, too.

Baby hold on to meWhatever will be will beThe future is ours to seeI've been stung by a beeMy cat got stuck in a treeI've got water on the kneeMy favorite cheese is brieNelson Mandela's free

Mumble without melody repeatedly over no chord changes until dead.

Oh yeah:

Air Supply - You're Every Woman in the World to Me

So much to hate.

16 Apr 2002, 08:51

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16 Apr 2002, 08:51

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© > Originally posted by Seb Briggs>

Sebsy is that list compiled from your own record collection? I mean who else (other than someone who bought it) is gonna remember 'Technohead - I wanna be a hippy' artist and title :skeptic: come on own up I'm very superstitious... I mean suspicious

Dont worry Hank I don't own the atrocity. I was just obsessed by how bad it was when I was at uni and had time to listen to the radio etc. I think it was probably on the same edition of TOTP as Babylon Zoo and I rememeber me and a mate chucking anything we could find at the TV for the duration of both tracks.

16 Apr 2002, 14:39

I'm surprised that The Corrs haven't been mentioned yet but perhaps that's because their music doesn't stand out in the memory because it's so bland. I'd list some of their songs but I can't really remember them apart from the one that was used on an advert for a bank and "Breathless" (surely you remember that one - it goes "Go on, go on, leave me breathless", to which any person with taste would reply "Okay, I will, as soon as I've found a piece of rope").

16 Apr 2002, 14:48

"I check up on the scores....I listen to The Doors";)

16 Apr 2002, 17:05

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16 Apr 2002, 17:07

Originally posted by Fingers I'm surprised that The Corrs haven't been mentioned yet but perhaps that's because their music doesn't stand out in the memory because it's so bland. I'd list some of their songs but I can't really remember them apart from the one that was used on an advert for a bank and "Breathless" (surely you remember that one - it goes "Go on, go on, leave me breathless", to which any person with taste would reply "Okay, I will, as soon as I've found a piece of rope").

I recall the one were the extemely lovely Andrea says "What can I do to make you love me?" The epitome of a rhetorical question.

16 Apr 2002, 18:08

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© > Originally posted by Fingers> I'm surprised that The Corrs haven't been mentioned yet but perhaps that's because their music doesn't stand out in the memory because it's so bland. I'd list some of their songs but I can't really remember them apart from the one that was used on an advert for a bank and "Breathless" (surely you remember that one - it goes "Go on, go on, leave me breathless", to which any person with taste would reply "Okay, I will, as soon as I've found a piece of rope").

I recall the one were the extemely lovely Andrea says "What can I do to make you love me?" The epitome of a rhetorical question.

It isn't a rhetorical question. It's just a question the answer to which begins with "You could start by promising never to sing again"

16 Apr 2002, 22:47

Can't say that I hate that Vera Lynn song all that much, but then the only context that I know it from is from the movie Dr. Strangelove.

What do I hate?

Shiny Happy People by R.E.M.

Any song by Ja Rule

Any song by The Eagles

Grease soundtrack

Actually, most of the Hot 100 is complete drivel, but I try me best to forget about most of them ASAP, hence I can't recall every single bad song out there, as there are way too many. These are four things that I automatically tune out whenever they come up.

17 Apr 2002, 00:35

eric clapton: "wonderful tonight" van morrison: "moondance"

17 Apr 2002, 06:02

Does anyone remember that Spitting Image song from the 80's???

17 Apr 2002, 06:10

Originally posted by Green

Grease soundtrack

b]

:nod:

17 Apr 2002, 11:38

Well, someone mentioned Spitting Image above there but as a rule nearly ALL comedy records make me wanna pull my teeth out - especially those dreadfully unfunny ones for say Comic Relief - HALE AND PACE, YOUNG ONES & CLIFF RICHARD, WESTLIFE DOING BILLY OCEAN, etc etc...there's just too many of these wretched things to list.... plus abominations like STAR TREKKIN' that really should never have even left the editing suite....

Here's a few more obscurer ones people tend to overlook.

DAVID BOWIE AND MICK JAGGER - Prancing In The Streets. (David was going to include this on his Tin Machine album but decided against it as he needed to scrape together enough royalties with his own wretched original songs on that album without having to pay out to someone else) HEAR 'N' AID - Stars (dreadful poodle-rock masses do their 'bit' for Africa - utter schlock!!) ENGLAND WORLD CUP SQUAD - This Time (We'll Get It Right) - (ahh, but you didn't did you? You stupid curly-permed tone-deaf tossbags? Still haven't to this day have you? Shitehawks!!) URBAN HYPE - A Trip To Trumpton - CAK!! CANDY FLIP - Strawberry Fields Forever - the ultimate PINNACLE of bandwagon-chasing (let alone jumping,if these two short-legged love-beaded trolls were anything to go by) naffness...anyone remember their debut album which sank without trace? Me neither! THE SOUP DRAGONS - I'm Free. (exceptionally talented this lot - first they pilfer the Buzzcocks, then The Wedding Present, then Baggy, then Jimi Hendrix, then Grunge....then Brit Pop and easy listening but I think people stopped caring by then....the only band of the time worse than them was THE FARM) RE-FLEX - The Politics Of Dancing. YEEEUCH!!HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! THE EIGHTIES - YOU WANT WANKY FRETLESS BASS PLAYING ROCK SCHOOL CASUALTIES WITH MULLETS A PLENTY AND NEANDERTHAL EASTER ISLAND COMPLEXIONS?? CHEESY GOD AWFUL ELECTRONIC RHYTHMS? THOSE HORRID HEXAGONAL SIMMONS DRUM KITS? TERRIBLE INANE LYRICS ABOUT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR WELDED TO EVEN WORSE AND MORE CUMBERSOME SONG TITLES?? Then you deserve this band. Truly truly wretched shite! HAYZSI FANTAYZEE - John Wayne Is Big Leggy - and you Jeremy and Katey, are two of the skinniest most talentless and mingeing ragamuffing c***s I have ever clapped eyes on! DAISY CHAINSAW - Love Your Money - Irritatingly derivative, tenth-rate buzzsaw punk twenty years too late. Wendy James has a lot to answer for... DAN HARTMAN - Instant Replay - responsible for the entire career of Take That and their horrendous brethren... Nuff sed.. DOUG E FRESH AND THE GET FRESH CREW - The Show. (This was supposed to be the future of rap. It was their only UK hit. That figures.) SCORPIONS - Wind Of Change - it's the whilsting wot did it mama!! MODERN ROMANCE - Their whole pathetic existence. MODERN TALKING - Brother Louie - OH FUCK OFF!! BONNIE TYLER - Holding Out For An Aero [sic]- you're holding out for a flogging more like if you continue to peddle such utter over-produced cacophonous bilge like this. Not so easy trying to live down that Shakey duet was it poor luv?? so why not go the other extreme and turn all power pap on us complete with your laser pyrotechnics and billowing hair/exploding chest videos?? WANG CHUNG - Dance Hall Days - whiney crap. This band were huge in the States - wonder why? BILLY RAY CYRUS - Achy Breaky Fart. JUST DIG THAT BEAVER PADDLE KENTUCKY WATERFALL MAN!!! OCEANIC - Insanity/Controlling Me - FOOK ME!! Take some mogadon, you stupid hyperactive bitch!! KENNY LOGGINS - Footloose - the epitome of that horrid mid-80's period where everything was so stylistically and musically redundant those who survived it are worthy of a War Veteran's Medal. Like me.

okay - that's all for now, but believe me.....how much longer is this madness allowed to continue??

:lol: :lol: :\puke: :\puke:

17 Apr 2002, 12:06

one addition to Hubert mentioning "una paloma blanca". If i remember correctly that one was written by a dutch band called the George Baker Selection! Years later a song by them was used in Tarantinos movie Pulp Fiction. Now there's our question for today: name that song. (mainly because i forgot the title myself :o

17 Apr 2002, 12:07

one addition to Hubert mentioning "una paloma blanca". If i remember correctly that one was written by a dutch band called the George Baker Selection! Years later a song by them was used in Tarantinos movie Pulp Fiction. Now there's our question for today: name that song. (mainly because i forgot the title myself :o)

17 Apr 2002, 12:08

Hey man, lay off of my boy Billy Ray Cyrus! He was excellent in Mulholland Drive.

If you need someone to play a pool cleaner, Billy Ray is your man. Period.

17 Apr 2002, 12:56

You cannot be serialist!!

:eek:

:nonono:

17 Apr 2002, 12:59

To Gnu: "The Doc" is high quality TV as well. Too bad PAX is the only channel that comes in clearly for me in Akron w/o cable!

Anybody mention Bush? I nominate Glycerine for the quality "stream of conscious" lyrics

Also I seem to remember some sod called Johnny Ray who had a song called "My name is Johhny Ray". I thought he was our fault (the States) but I think he's a Brit

That's just the way it is baby- the rembrandts (i'll be there for you is vapid but at least catchy)

anything ever written or performed by jewel (someone get her another van so she can go away and leave us in peace)

one of us by joan osbourne (I was shocked to learn this song was written by a former hooter, the band not a well endowed waitress but might as well been)

aerosmith and any song of theirs with a "witty" double entendre or their stunning and hard hitting take on domestic violence "jamie's got a gun"

any travesty by p.diddy, who's lauded for his ability to totally rip off song riffs and write lyrics by changing three words of the original songs. He is the M.C. Hammer of the new millenium!

I'll be back!!

17 Apr 2002, 18:29

Was flicking channels last night and came across the video clip for 'Stop your fussin' by Toni Childs ... That girls voice really gets to me ....

17 Apr 2002, 18:43

Anything by By Jovi - especially Shagging on a Chair...

17 Apr 2002, 19:08

have we mentioned Five Star :\puke:

17 Apr 2002, 19:23

How about "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls? I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want...I want to go back in time and destroy the master tape of this "song" that sounds like it was written and performed by hyperactive overgrown children.

17 Apr 2002, 19:26

Originally posted by have we mentioned Five Star :\puke:

Whilst Five Star committed a series of crimes against music, their career had one highpoint. During a phone-in on whatever BBC1's Saturday morning show of that time was called, a young lad got on air and asked Five Star the question "Why are you so fucking shit?"

17 Apr 2002, 19:31

:laugh: Saterday Superstore

17 Apr 2002, 19:39

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Anything by By Jovi - especially Shagging on a Chair...

Oops! Sorry to say this Cheekeh, but I have fond memories of that song! Seriously! In the States visiting my late Grandma in Vegas back in 1987 - Me, me sister and me cousins were rollerbladin to that one amongst all the big-haired college kids at the time - fookin hilarious!!! That song was all over the place then, and cuz it's so ridiculous that's why - especially when the fooking chorus shifts up a key to maximum shrieking mullet-shredding effect towards the end!! I liked it actually, Still do now, in fact.... :o

Cripes!! There goes my credibility - or what's left of it! :lol: :lol:
I'm so so sorry.....

17 Apr 2002, 19:42

Originally posted by Fingers > Originally posted by > have we mentioned Five Star :\puke:

Whilst Five Star committed a series of crimes against music, their career had one highpoint. During a phone-in on whatever BBC1's Saturday morning show of that time was called, a young lad got on air and asked Five Star the question "Why are you so fucking shit?"

Yeah - remember it , and WHO REMEMBERS THE SAME THING HAPPENING TO MATT BIANCO, back in 1984???? "I think you're a bunch of WANKERS!!"

The girl (Basia) was so shocked she didn't know where to look! Priceless!!! :lol: :lol:

17 Apr 2002, 23:54

right now im hating everything my roommate is playing from 70s south american hick rock to late 90s hip hop. what the hell do i do to make him stop. its depressing. his speakers are louder than mine so i cant play anything over his stuff.

18 Apr 2002, 02:16

Originally posted by luxaete right now im hating everything my roommate is playing from 70s south american hick rock to late 90s hip hop. what the hell do i do to make him stop. its depressing. his speakers are louder than mine so i cant play anything over his stuff.

Tell him that "Freebird" turns you on and that you would like to spend some "alone" and "special" time with him. He should be moved out by end of business day tomorrow!

18 Apr 2002, 12:45

Deeply fookin Dippy by Right Said Fred

20 Apr 2002, 15:43

Please can I add these two by Robbie Williams as new contenders for making me want to jab screwdrivers into my eardrums...?

"Millennium" and "Let Me Entertain You"

Fook me, there I was, sitting in the waiting room at the docs waiting for my lady and these two songs were on HEAVY ROTATION on the reception's fooking in-house CD player - worse, they were the blasted live versions so boy, did they go on and on.... I hate Blobby Williams with even more passion now.... come back Fat Boy Barlow, all is forgiven....

:mad2: :mad2:

20 Apr 2002, 23:43

Originally posted by Gnu Odor Good call on Auld Lang Sinus Infection...my wife won't listen to it.These are my nominees...I can't guarantee that they're not all the same song -- uh, power ballad:Billy Vera and the Beaters - At This MomentChris DeBurgh - The Lady in RedSheriff - When I'm With YouBad English - When I See You SmileAs for the Titanic love song; can you believe the guy gets to take home an Oscar statuette for writing about, what, 12 words?NearFarWherever you areWhatever...take your bald little statue and go #$& yourself. Next presenter please.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: great post...agree with Red lady

20 Apr 2002, 23:44

i know a few people won't like this but Dexy's Come on Irene...woant to grab those vocal chords and toss 'em

20 Apr 2002, 23:44

i know a few people won't like this but Dexy's Come on Irene...want to grab those vocal chords and toss 'em

21 Apr 2002, 00:19

I can't stand:

21 Apr 2002, 00:25

I can't stand: U2-Sweetest Thing (This song sends me in a FRENZY!) Juliana Hatfield-UGLY Don Mclean-American Pie Drowning Pool-Bodies (my husband tortures me with it) Chumbawumba-Tubthumpping (Why was it popular? :confused: ) Almost anything by Bob Dylan(:\puke: He gets on my nerves)

More coming soon! I need to think some more about this one!

21 Apr 2002, 07:01

Mr Gilberto :nonono: and again

21 Apr 2002, 11:27

Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen I can't stand:Juliana Hatfield-UGLY

I'd rate most of her output as being................not good!

21 Apr 2002, 13:51

Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen I can't stand:U2-Sweetest Thing (This song sends me in a FRENZY!)Juliana Hatfield-UGLYDon Mclean-American PieDrowning Pool-Bodies (my husband tortures me with it)Chumbawumba-Tubthumpping (Why was it popular? )Almost anything by Bob Dylan(:\puke: He gets on my nerves)More coming soon! I need to think some more about this one!

HIYA FROOTIJEN, DARLIN'!! :hi: :hi: :hi:

Good to see ya finally pop in here! As you can see this list is growing by the week and we haven't had our fill of the most cringeworthy tunes yet, so allow me to prolong the agony and add another selection from the dusty ole archives of PAIN PAIN PAIN!!!!!

"We Shall Not Be Moved" - whoever sings this cretinous song is an utter dick and deserves castration "Onward Christian Soldiers" - Trad. arr. - pile of cack! Try singing that when you're wanking (Hi, Robbie W!) "When The Saints Go/Come Marchin' In" - good song for torturing our friend Karen James Curtis with... arf! "All Right" - East 17. Fooking annoying piece of shit or what? "Down Under" - Men At Work "Save Your Kisses For Me" - Brotherhood of Ham "Here We Go Here We Go Here We Go!!!" - Trad arr./Everton F.C. Shitey wanky tune sung by slimy wanky people. "I Need Love" - LL Cool J - No! You need CHEESE more like! "Do They Know It's Christmas?" - BOTH Band Aid versions :sick: "Susanna" - The Art Company - fooking hell, how did THIS get in the charts in 1982?? "Labour of Love" - Hue & Cry - symptomatic of all those fooking horrid white-soul-boy-wannabes that plagued us like the clap in the latter half of the 80s. "Just Say No" - Grange Hill Cast. So why the hell didn't the Recording Engineer keep his fooking word then?? "Startrax Disco Club" - Startrax - an appalling Bee Gees medley that hit the top 20 when these types of abominations were infesting the charts all over the bleeding place like a particularly virulent smallpox outbreak. Bee Gees!! Medley!! My arse!! "Liberator" - Spear Of Destiny - Sorry but Kirk's voice fooking grates on this song. And it was played EVERY time at our Polytechnic Student Disco around the time of the mid 80s..... :nonono: "O Come All Ye Faithful" Trad Arr. My most hated Xmas hymn of all time. "Tom Sawyer" - Rush - probably the worst band that ever came from Canada. Ten Minute drum solos!! Wow!! That is so-o-o-o good! "Japanese Boy" - Aneka - definitely one of the cheesiest, naffest number one (!) hits in living memory. And fooking nagginly un-erasable from one's traumatised memory too. Thanks, bitch! Are you Karen James's mother by anychance? "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"/"Seven Little Girls Sitting On The Back Seat" - Timmy Mallet aka Bombalurina - surely the worst ever attempt at trying to take his wackiness onto record ever witnessed. Fooking hell! Tellingly his man appeal nosedived shortly afterwards....as did his TV career. "Lets All Chant" - Pat and Mick. No! Let's all prance about waggling our fooking day-glo mullets instead...Surely that will get the chicks all horny won't it? "Neighbours" Theme Tune - Tony Hatch. :sick: And to think they go to the trouble of rerecording it every two or three years as well Fook me!! "Uptown Girl" - Billy Joel - this original was irritating enough without Westlife carbon-copying it.... "With A Little Help From My Friends" - Joe Cocker. Rule one in how not to do a Beatles cover: choose the worst songs in their catalogue. Rule two in how not to do a Beatles cover: use it as an excuse for pseudo-theatrical self-indulgent overblown nonsense like the piece of shite you, Mr Cocker, have made out of it. "Alice? Who the Fook Is Alice" - Smokie and Roy "Chubby" Brown - fook me, just HOW annoying was this song...and how many fooking pubs up and down the land were playing it on a nightly basis due to their karaoke machine being temporarily out of order?? "Tease Me" - Chaka Demus and Pliers - a pile of boffy cack! "I Feel Love" - Bronski Beat and Marc Almond. Yet another blatant excuse for Jimmy Somerville Spudface to demonstrate his uncanny ability to bring all the dogs out....Marc Almond? he never even fooking got a look-in on this one!!!! "It Takes Two" - Rod Stewart/Tina Turner AND Bruno Brookes/Liz Kershaw. Indeed. It takes four of yer to demonstrate the unspeakable crapness of this song a hundred times over..... It only takes one gun and four bullets to finish you fookers off that's for sure!!! :mad2: "Baker Street" - Undercover. This bunch of 1992 chart-invaders was a front for a jumped up Essex boy who admitted he wasn't going to write any of his own songs cos it was easier to have hits singing other people's....after three singles I think someone tracked him down and disembowelled him....undercover indeed. "Centerfold" - J Geils Band (or as some of us used to know them as, The Gay Giles Band) - sad puerile shrivel-dicked bedroom-wank shite.... "I Eat Cannibals" - Toto Coelo..... "We Are The World" - USA For Africa...what gives with this piece of patronising soap-opera-glitz-wank?? Fooking hell, the sight of seventy over-pampered over-coiffured over-rich showbiz erections bleating about how brilliant their own little empires are over the syrupy cast offs of Stevie Wonder's back-catalogue is a truly wretched sight to behold. Makes Band Aid '88 sound bearable in comparison.... :sick:

Okay that's my fill for the time being....now naff off the lot of yer!!!

The Martian Has Spoken......Yet Again...

21 Apr 2002, 22:19

Hey There Martian man! :hi: How are you doing? Yes I decided to start posting here more since it is a more vibrant community! I am having a really hard time trying to think up songs that really grate on my nerves! My brain is on fry right now! I must think really hard about this, cuz I know there is a shite load of songs that drive me insane! :lol:

Queen-We are the champions Anything by: Whitesnake Poison

Gun's N Roses-Welcome to the Jungle Britney Spears-OOps(saddest excuse of so called POP music) Elton John-Candle in the Wind (both versions) Romantics-What I like about You Gillette-Short DICK Man(when I worked at the record store, everyone bought that-makes me :violent: ) Madonna-MUSIC Blink 182-All the small things

That is all that I can think of now.......

22 Apr 2002, 13:20

Any kid song... damn it, as simple as that.. anything directed to children is AWFUL!

As for grow up, if you actually hate a song and name it, it's that you were able to listen to it completly.. there is PLENTY of music I skip because I don't like, which one would be the worst? Quite difficult to say.

But one I TRULLY don't like, even with a few beers in me is the MACARENA.. gosh I hate that song!

22 Apr 2002, 13:28

absolutly anything by Ricky Martin :\puke:

22 Apr 2002, 13:59

Did anyone else here suffer through "Dear Mr. Jesus" back in the day?

Oooh...here it comes again...We Built This City...

:\puke:

22 Apr 2002, 16:15

Here's one for ya Mr. Gnu.

MY BLOODY VALENTINE - Feed Me With Your Kiss

:evil4: :evil4: :evil4: :evil4:

22 Apr 2002, 20:43

Ok Marty, you and me are going rounds! Are you serious that you don't like that song? I am crushed! :nonono: I love that song! :(

22 Apr 2002, 22:57

This one is easy. The abosolute worst song ever in the history of ever is "Houseman" by Voyou.

23 Apr 2002, 01:50

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen> I can't stand:> > Juliana Hatfield-UGLY

I'd rate most of her output as being................not good!

don't diss my former hero (i had low self esteem as a kid, no one can communicate adolscent alienation like her)...even though ugly is a VERY weak juliana hatfield song. :nonono:

23 Apr 2002, 03:05

You see, I love Juliana Hatfield-HEY BABE is my favorite of hers, but "Ugly" is her worst song to date-at least for me it is! She has the sweetest voice and she is a total cutie! But I can't figure out why that song drives me insane! :confused:

Here is a really horrible song for everyone to check out! When I saw this video, I laughed so hard that I literally cried. It is just the most pathetic thing I have seen to date and I am adding it to my most hated list! You have to check it out for yourselves-You can't say that I didn't warn you either! :violent:

http://www.hellonetwork.com/demo/toysclub/video.asp?speed=hook300

I am prepared to get a lot of flack for this! Bring it on:)

23 Apr 2002, 13:29

Originally posted by Kimberly&nbspRaymond-Jensen Ok Marty, you and me are going rounds! Are you serious that you don't like that song? I am crushed! I love that song! :(

fight! fight! fight! fight! :D

that's just what we need to get our group in the papers! :laugh:

i must say i like this song as well. though it is admittedly the closest thing to "pop" that MBV ever did, to my mind... :eek:

23 Apr 2002, 14:06

:eek:

but...but...but....but.....b-b-b-b-but.....b-b-but....

I was only kidding!! :evil4: :evil4:

How can I even diss the crazy demented tumbledown turmoil of that song???!!! I can't believe you two fell for it!! :lol:

I only wanted to wind up our friend Gnu.... :lol: :lol:

seems like I succeeded in doing that to a few others too :evil4: ...

23 Apr 2002, 14:25

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! but...but...but....but.....b-b-b-b-but.....b-b-but....I was only kidding!! How can I even diss the crazy demented tumbledown turmoil of that song???!!! I can't believe you two fell for it!! I only wanted to wind up our friend Gnu.... seems like I succeeded in doing that to a few others too ...

i actually had the feeling that you were trying to wind Gnu up.

which is why i was egging you on. ;)

but at the same time, i felt that i must mention my own feelings on it. nyah. :laugh:

23 Apr 2002, 14:52

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey Mr Gilberto and again

sorry Mrs. Monkey, but can't keep everyone happy :nod: :nod:

23 Apr 2002, 14:55

i didn't see brittany mentioned here...

Jeff???

23 Apr 2002, 15:40

Aye...we did all appear to forget about Britney...

Oops my boobs grew again....

hey, she could do a little duet with barney on that one!!!!

actually, the only sound I want to hear out of her mouth is the slurping sound she makes while giving out blow jobs.

I wouldn't even want to hear her articulate the words: Jeff, come and take me. That's how absolutely horrid I find her voice now. As a matter of fact, I used one of her CDs (remember, my roomie thinks Britney is talanted) as a frisbee for the dog...

We also seem to have forgotten Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Simpson and all these other young things that want to take over the world...

And what about the Spice Girls?!?!?!! I only mention them because the movie was on last night, in espanol no less!!!! That was fooking hilarious...

And the last musician that I wish to piss on would be....

THE CAPTAIN AND TANNILLE (at least I think that's how you spell it)

Muscrat Suzie Muscrat Sam do the jitterbug in a muscrat land????

Give me a break, now that I have remembered that song, some of my mental problems are now thoroughly explained...

23 Apr 2002, 15:56

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd Aye...we did all appear to forget about Britney...Oops my boobs grew again....hey, she could do a little duet with barney on that one!!!!actually, the only sound I want to hear out of her mouth is the slurping sound she makes while giving out blow jobs.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :jump2: :clap: :jump2: :clap: :jump2: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: WAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!

23 Apr 2002, 16:31

That's ok Mr Gilberto, each to their own but I could bet that everyone has had a great night out where at some point the Dexy crew had everyone singing Too Rye Aye! :)

23 Apr 2002, 17:19

Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen You see, I love Juliana Hatfield-HEY BABE is my favorite of hers, but "Ugly" is her worst song to date-at least for me it is! She has the sweetest voice and she is a total cutie! But I can't figure out why that song drives me insane!

it's all in the chorus ("i'm ugly with a capital U I don't need a mirror to tell me it's true"?:dead: ) the song isn't bad if only she changed the lyrics and sang about something else.

23 Apr 2002, 19:11

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd actually, the only sound I want to hear out of her mouth is the slurping sound she makes while giving out blow jobs.

Wait for the boxed set.

By the way, Janaki, MBV had some really beautiful pop tunes (wait for Johnny Lydon singing "Pop Tones" to pass...ahhh).

Never Say Goodbye, (You're) Safe In Your Sleep (From This Girl), (Please) Lose Yourself In Me...

and some really, really, really suck-ass records too. Avoid the early stuff at all cost.

23 Apr 2002, 19:18

"Sunny Sundae Smile" "This Is Your My Bloody Valentine Record" "Strawberry Wine" - yep - they had Dave Conway as lead singer then...pretty diabolical all told then, weren't they? Thank god for Bilinda then! :nod:

23 Apr 2002, 22:47

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd Aye...we did all appear to forget about Britney...Oops my boobs grew again....hey, she could do a little duet with barney on that one!!!!actually, the only sound I want to hear out of her mouth is the slurping sound she makes while giving out blow jobs.I wouldn't even want to hear her articulate the words: Jeff, come and take me. That's how absolutely horrid I find her voice now. As a matter of fact, I used one of her CDs (remember, my roomie thinks Britney is talanted) as a frisbee for the dog...We also seem to have forgotten Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Simpson and all these other young things that want to take over the world...And what about the Spice Girls?!?!?!! I only mention them because the movie was on last night, in espanol no less!!!! That was fooking hilarious...And the last musician that I wish to piss on would be....THE CAPTAIN AND TANNILLE (at least I think that's how you spell it)Muscrat SuzieMuscrat Samdo the jitterbug in a muscrat land????Give me a break, now that I have remembered that song, some of my mental problems are now thoroughly explained...

:clap: :clap: :clap: i'd knew you come through Jeff...

23 Apr 2002, 22:50

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey That's ok Mr Gilberto, each to their own but I could bet that everyone has had a great night out where at some point the Dexy crew had everyone singing Too Rye Aye! :)

actually I can remember when the dreaded song was out in college and a bunch of us bombed the dj with our valuable (being college students) beer...we were singin' something else at the time :laugh:

23 Apr 2002, 22:53

here is my latest song i dislike...us folks in the states probably have "Tribute" ("the greatest song in the world") ringing in our ears...it's the worst song in the world :nod: heard it on my way home from work again and quickly killed the radio and put on Here To Stay...now THAT IS a great song, right :nod: :laugh:

23 Apr 2002, 23:14

Originally posted by Jim Giliberto here is my latest song i dislike...us folks in the states probably have "Tribute" ("the greatest song in the world") ringing in our ears...it's the worst song in the world heard it on my way home from work again and quickly killed the radio and put on Here To Stay...now THAT IS a great song, right

First heard Tribute half asleep as the alarm rang at 4 in the morning. I was trying to figure out what the hell day it was while also trying to figure out the story to the song. I distinctly remember thinking "what in the world is this?" I gave up and hit the snooze button. :lol:

23 Apr 2002, 23:19

Originally posted by Green > Originally posted by Jim Giliberto> here is my latest song i dislike...us folks in the states probably have "Tribute" ("the greatest song in the world") ringing in our ears...it's the worst song in the world > heard it on my way home from work again and quickly killed the radio and put on Here To Stay...now THAT IS a great song, right

:laugh: :clap: :laugh: First heard Tribute half asleep as the alarm rang at 4 in the morning. I was trying to figure out what the hell day it was while also trying to figure out the story to the song. I distinctly remember thinking "what in the world is this?" I gave up and hit the snooze button. :lol:

24 Apr 2002, 01:55

Originally posted by Jim Giliberto > Originally posted by Green> > > > Originally posted by Jim Giliberto> > here is my latest song i dislike...us folks in the states probably have "Tribute" ("the greatest song in the world") ringing in our ears...it's the worst song in the world > > heard it on my way home from work again and quickly killed the radio and put on Here To Stay...now THAT IS a great song, right >

WTF is "tribute"? I never heard it-should I have heard it already? Help me out here! :uhoh: I am guessing that it is a good thing that I haven't heard it yet!:D

:laugh: :clap: :laugh: First heard Tribute half asleep as the alarm rang at 4 in the morning. I was trying to figure out what the hell day it was while also trying to figure out the story to the song. I distinctly remember thinking "what in the world is this?" I gave up and hit the snooze button. :lol:

24 Apr 2002, 02:08

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! but...but...but....but.....b-b-b-b-but.....b-b-but....I was only kidding!! How can I even diss the crazy demented tumbledown turmoil of that song???!!! I can't believe you two fell for it!! I only wanted to wind up our friend Gnu.... seems like I succeeded in doing that to a few others too ...

I knew you were kidding Marty, but you and me, we are still having a Bitch fight ya know;) In time my friend in time. :love2:

24 Apr 2002, 12:35

I therefore take it you didn't hear about Kevin Shield's colostomy bag then did you?? ;)

24 Apr 2002, 23:27

Originally posted by Kimberly Raymond-Jensen > Originally posted by Jim Giliberto> > > > Originally posted by Green> > > > > > > Originally posted by Jim Giliberto> > > here is my latest song i dislike...us folks in the states probably have "Tribute" ("the greatest song in the world") ringing in our ears...it's the worst song in the world > > > heard it on my way home from work again and quickly killed the radio and put on Here To Stay...now THAT IS a great song, right > > >

WTF is "tribute"? I never heard it-should I have heard it already? Help me out here! :uhoh: I am guessing that it is a good thing that I haven't heard it yet!:D

:laugh: :clap: :laugh: First heard Tribute half asleep as the alarm rang at 4 in the morning. I was trying to figure out what the hell day it was while also trying to figure out the story to the song. I distinctly remember thinking "what in the world is this?" I gave up and hit the snooze button. :lol:

It's a song by Jack Black's band Tenacious D. The lyrics mention something about Jack and his bandmate meeting some demon on the road who was gonna eat their souls if they didn't play "the best song in the world", and sound as if they were made up as they went along. Of course, they do play the best song in the world, saving themselves. The music starts out kinda folky, then turns into a near-Led Zep style stomp. I hear it all of the time on the alternative stations around here. Worth a listen if only to hear Jack present us with his idea of a demon's voice. :evil3: :lol:

25 Apr 2002, 03:20

is there anyone who despises wonderful tonight and moon dance as much as i do??? piss on classic rock!

25 Apr 2002, 12:26

Add to this rollcall of misery:

The Wedding March. Here Comes The Bride. The Theme from "Blind Date".

And any novelty variations on these fookers (like being played on fooking Kazoos or Arse-trumpets or whatever) are even worse as they're already asinine and gruesomely unfunny melodies to begin with.... :sick:

25 Apr 2002, 13:52

this will be a tad predictable to some.

anything, anything at ALL done by Ocean Colour Scene. :violent: and hrrm, i know there's more...

ah, yes. "Electric Slide." :nonono: "mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbop" :headoff: "lovefool" :\puke:

and absolutely agreed about anything to do with Tenacious D. yet another group that deserves to be dragged out into the street and :violent:

...hrrm, anyone else sensing a theme from me today? i swear, i really didn't wake up this angry! :laugh:

25 Apr 2002, 14:09

I'm starting to think that Janaki and Martin are, indeed, the same person...or relatives...

25 Apr 2002, 14:25

Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd I'm starting to think that Janaki and Martin are, indeed, the same person...or relatives...

So that's how it is in their family...

25 Apr 2002, 14:50

:laugh:

i protest! i am NOT 36, male, or British! i swear it! :D

(and besides, you're the one who had the bright idea to form a band with us, Gnu. what does this say about you, hrrrm?)

and really, i'll share my guns if you ask nicely. :D

25 Apr 2002, 15:09

Originally posted by Gnu Odor > Originally posted by Grigori Rasputin, the mad mystic of Petrograd> I'm starting to think that Janaki and Martin are, indeed, the same person...or relatives...

So that's how it is in their family...

...

indeed. we share our guns in this family! :laugh: 'tis, after all, just another day in the brotherhood...

25 Apr 2002, 16:42

The frigging cheek of the guy!!

Did you hear that Janni??

:nonono:

25 Apr 2002, 16:43

Shit!...... I think we've been rumbled Janni ...!! :o :o :o

That's Gnu being his usual vindictive self - to go so far as to suggest I like playing with myself in his band....

Uh-huh.... I see.... :skeptic:

25 Apr 2002, 16:49

The red hair kinda gives it away Marty ;)

PS I have a muttley called Marty running tomorrow night! (he hasn't got red hair though)

25 Apr 2002, 17:11

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! Shit!...... I think we've been rumbled Janni ...!! :o :o :oThat's Gnu being his usual vindictive self - to go so far as to suggest I like playing with myself in his band....

Uh-huh.... I see....

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ah, yes. i do indeed see. the tension, the tension!

for if it's as he says, and you really do enjoy playing with yourself in this band, that means you and he are the only ones there... :nod:

*whistles* nope, i haven't the faintest clue what you're talking about. i am, after all, v. sweet and innocent. as all my friends can tell you.

:evil:

25 Apr 2002, 17:14

Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!! The frigging cheek of the guy!!Did you hear that Janni??

yes, but you would do well to ~~bare~~ bear in mind the fact that he could never be as cheeky as Kylie! or at least, let's hope not! :eek:

25 Apr 2002, 19:29

sex and candy by marcy playground mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbop by hanson all star by smash mouth rolling by limp bizkit i try by macy gray im real by jennifer lopez (especially that shit remix by ja rule)

25 Apr 2002, 19:40

Originally posted by Cheeky Monkey The red hair kinda gives it away Marty ;)PS I have a muttley called Marty running tomorrow night! (he hasn't got red hair though)

:eek: :eek: Just how many hounds do you have Cheeky dahling??? !!! Sounds like you've a whole menagerie back there.... ;)

25 Apr 2002, 20:05

that bloody one by Nickelback, i hear it EVERYWHERE

26 Apr 2002, 04:05

Alberqurke by those fucking idiots who sang about hot dogs an jumping frogs

That new lump of toss by Damon Albarn Sunset Coming On Twat

Da Da Da by that bloody German band powered by Casio

ARGHHHH!!!!!! :violent:

26 Apr 2002, 17:22

Originally posted by Jim Reilly Alberqurke by those fucking idiots who sang about hot dogs an jumping frogsThat new lump of toss by Damon Albarn Sunset Coming OnTwatDa Da Da by that bloody German band powered by CasioARGHHHH!!!!!!

Aye - that'll be Paddy McALoonies Prefabricated Sprouts then... :nod: not many people get the chance to walk up to him and call him a pretentious twat to his face however.... :D

:cool2: :cool2:

26 Apr 2002, 19:36

Originally posted by janaki > Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!!> The frigging cheek of the guy!!> > Did you hear that Janni??> >

yes, but you would do well to ~~bare~~ bear in mind the fact that he could never be as cheeky as Kylie! or at least, let's hope not! :eek:

Speaking of cheeky, how about Prince's gold lamé jumpsuit with the ass cut out?

Now that was cheeky.

26 Apr 2002, 19:47

Prince?? Who he???

:skeptic:

29 Apr 2002, 14:22

Originally posted by Gnu Odor > Originally posted by janaki> > > > Originally posted by Oh Look! There Goes The Laughing Martian Again!!> > The frigging cheek of the guy!!> > > > Did you hear that Janni??> > > > >

yes, but you would do well to ~~bare~~ bear in mind the fact that he could never be as cheeky as Kylie! or at least, let's hope not! :eek:

Speaking of cheeky, how about Prince's gold lamé jumpsuit with the ass cut out?

Now that was cheeky.

reminds me of the band my friend Kim (not the one on this board, but another wunnerful friend called Kim) wanted to start. she'd call them "the Assless Chaps." and all would be androgynous girls. :laugh:

sadly, someone stole her name idea already...and she's reasonably sure it *was* actually stolen, since it's people she vaguely knew at school in Phoenix... :nonono:

next up: Prince & Kyle E. duet on an updated version of her late-80's smash hit cover of "Locomotion" ! just imagine the both of them dancing around in the video for it in their respective cheeky outfits! :eek:

perhaps i should go hide now. yep, definitely a good idea. :D

29 Apr 2002, 14:56

I was once the drummer in an all-girl band. That was cool.

29 Apr 2002, 15:17

Originally posted by Gnu Odor I was once the drummer in an all-girl band. That was cool.

...so was the drummer in my current band. and i'm not making it up. 'course, he acts more...um, girlie, for lack of a better word...than a lot of girls i know. myself included. so this may explain things. :laugh:

18 Jan 2006, 00:40

Anything by Black Eyed Peas.

18 Jan 2006, 01:01

prob said this before:

STATE OF THE NATION!!!!!!!!!!!

18 Jan 2006, 01:27

nostagia trip is chris? ok anything creed.

18 Jan 2006, 03:16

Christopher Owens wrote: Anything by Black Eyed Peas.

Saw them at Oxegen a couple of years ago, not exactly the worst pop band in the world.

18 Jan 2006, 03:20

ANYTHING EVER PLAYED ON THE DOWNTOWN SUNDAY MORNING REQUEST SHOW

not that any other station in this country plays anything better at that hour.

18 Jan 2006, 03:21

All of the above GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

18 Jan 2006, 11:09

Well, I got a laugh out of reading this old thread, with the Martian in fine form, and the presence of some people who no longer frequent this place (Janaki, snucker, Kimberley, etc.)

Totally forgot about DoN not being able to stand Brimful Of Asha though.

18 Jan 2006, 11:17

Anything by Paul Young, especially 'Wherever I Lay My Fucking Hat' Twat!

18 Jan 2006, 11:25

Anything by Bryan Adams, the power of love by Jennifer whatever her name was, Celine Dion tracks, anything by Pete fing Doherty and by no mean least anything by Midge Ure

18 Jan 2006, 11:30

Blue Monday, especially when they do it live, mind you the Kylie sample really helps it along :evil4:

18 Jan 2006, 17:01

The Man Up North wrote: The absolute worst song EVER, for me, has to be THE DOUBLE DUTCH BUS -- can't remember which "artist(s)" was/were responsible for this, and I guess it's better this way!!!!

IT'S FOOKIN' AWFUL !

I remember that,it's Malcolm McLaren,just after he introduced scratch and rap to these shores.

Some songs I want to consign to Room 101/outer space/a deep hole: Agadoo BLACK LACE The Birdy Song THE BIRDIES any JIVE BUNNY record any CRAZY FROG record any rap record apart from Grandmaster,and "The Real Slim Shady" oh and Missy Elliott Leader of The Gang GARY death row GLITTER I'll think of more,I've got a very deep hole.

18 Jan 2006, 17:35

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Totally forgot about DoN not being able to stand Brimful Of Asha though.

had i known this (this thread being a few month before my time) i might have pushed him right off the empire state building.

i would do anything for love...but i won't do that by meatloaf. he never does tell us what he won't do, does he? that's not really fair, is it? not to mention it's a crap rock opera that's below even rick wakeman's level.

also, back in the late '80s i spent 8 hours driving from denver to santa fe with my parents after my mother had just received as a gift...wait for it...the barbra streisand box set. 4 cassettes of total barbra. the parents listened to it non-stop in the car on the way down--and, to make matters worse, they took the back way to santa fe, through taos. thank god i had my little walkman with the smiths' eponymous first album inside. unfortunately, that was all i had and by the end of the trip i hated the damn album. it was also -5 outside. imagine: a vehicle with nowhere to run, -5 degree weather, and 8 hours of barbra streisand. i had found dante's true inner circle of hell.

18 Jan 2006, 18:21

currently it has to be the collected works by that crazy frog.

18 Jan 2006, 18:41

All R'n'B hits of the last 30 years.

19 Jan 2006, 04:20

|| | ||| 6217|| 8 || 3 wrote: All R'n'B hits of the last 30 years.

Yepp and in addition to that:

The Titanic Song by Celine Dion "Nothing compares to you" by Sinead O'Connor almost anything from A-HA Rap-Songs

19 Jan 2006, 17:42

Paul McCartney: Wonderful Christmastime

19 Jan 2006, 17:56

AgentWood wrote:

[darkgreen]Green[/darkgreen] wrote: Totally forgot about DoN not being able to stand Brimful Of Asha though.

had i known this (this thread being a few month before my time) i might have pushed him right off the empire state building.

Yeah, I've always liked that one a lot, but he listed it on the first page of this thread.