bacon sandwich

I need some recipes for good bacon sandwiches! Give me! I'm looking at you, Digital Mike.

BACON,BREAD,LURPAK BUTTER....HP BROWN SAUCE.Nowt else needed!

Nothing too exotic then, Mick?

The gf wants to go to the British food store today and find some HP.

Right!

One fresh Tesco part baked sunblushed tomato & olive ciabatta. (must be placed in oven for 5-7 mins,and best served while still warm). A thin spread of butter,4 rashers of honey roasted bacon,grilled. Topped with some melted mozzarella cheese,black pepper/salt. Served with a good cup of fresh coffee.

I've just eaten Macaroni cheese.

Do I win £40?

I was attempting to widen the discussion to include other traditional English dishes.

And you don't get more traditional than macaroni in cheesy bechmel sauce

Rocket Mick is right, however the HP Brown Sauce must come from a glass bottle. The sandwich should then be washed down with several cups of PG Tips Tea :)

And it's got to be thick white bread - none of this sun-blushed mullarkey!

Jeff The Chef wrote: And it's got to be thick white bread - none of this sun-blushed mullarkey!

INDEED-a UNSLICED freshly BAKED one.And washed down with PG as MIKE says.GLASS TO GLASSES FUNK TO FUNKY we know DIGGY MIKE's a JUNKIE.

Digi Mike Binoche wrote: Rocket Mick is right, however the HP Brown Sauce must come from a glass bottle. The sandwich should then be washed down with several cups of PG Tips Tea :)

This hits the spot for me too. Peas pudding spread generously,instead of HP also works lovely I had it once when we ran out of HP,and now it's like a toss up,how to have me Bacon Sarnie.Both necter!

i just keep it simple. bread from the local baker, no preservatives, bacon, cheese and salad.

The people in my office like it when I wipe my cock all over there sarnies when I'm in the lift.

Well, they still eat them anyway.

Serves them right for making me go to get them

Run Wildest wrote: The people in my office like it when I wipe my cock all over there sarnies when I'm in the lift.

Well, they still eat them anyway.

Serves them right for making me go to get them

aren't you talking about hotdogs now?

You know we get Macaroni pies here in Aberdeen.

Deep fried!

Do I put on 40 pounds

Run Wildest wrote: The people in my office like it when I wipe my cock all over there sarnies when I'm in the lift.

Well, they still eat them anyway.

Serves them right for making me go to get them

Our milk kept getting pinched out of the fridge at work by C shift(We are B shift) leaving us fuck all of our own milk for the following day.Soooo...One of our lads had had a belly full of these cunts,so he pissed in it,and wiped his bell around the rim for good measure.C shift lapped it up:dead:

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote: did I mention that I was a canibal???

I'm Young,so if we can find someone Fine,we could start a band up

Nothing comes up when I click,that's how interested she is she's avoiding us.She thinks she's too fine,obviously!

Fuck her...Let's get someone Dirrrty!

Is Arguella looking for a slot in Dirty Young Cannabils?

Who was it meant to be by the way,Jeff?

Edit: I spoke too soon..Fine by name,filthy by nature

You did well to think of anyone called Fine..I'm fucked if I can? Can she sing???

We can get round it if she can't!

Run Wildest wrote: Serves them right for making me go to get them

what else is the tea boy meant to do?

The only bacon sandwich I know of

That looks shite Commrade... You would'nt give yer dog that muck.

Not even proper bacon 5 packs for 10p rubbish:dead: