Seeing as the biggest crime in the history of NOOL has been committed recently, now seems an appropriate time to discuss who would be the ideal person to solve the case.
Here are my choices? I think you'll agree they make a legal dream team.
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Firstly... Where is our resident super sleuth's Tim's profile on the 'perp'?
Secondly... and possibly more importantly will Dick van Dyke be wearing his roller skates while solving the crime?
Minx wrote: Firstly... Where is our resident super sleuth's Tim's profile on the 'perp'?
Secondly... and possibly more importantly will Dick van Dyke be wearing his roller skates while solving the crime?
If he doesnt then I will refuse to admit that the crime is truly solved.
It looks like our criminal is up against a formidable team... even though he isnt strictly from TV, i'd like to add:
As much as it pains me to agree with Steve 
Without a shadow of a doubt Columbo, he's the best ever. I love watching that show, he's the funniest detective ever and his lazy eye means he's the only one I can do as a party trick!
Its a fact of life that Mark Sloan is the most accomplished policeman in TV history. This is a a brief description of his accomplishments:
Dr. Mark Sloan: Mark is a surgeon at Community General Hospital. He's been in medicine over 40 years and now is the Chief of Internal Medicine. Not only that, but he is a teaching doctor and teaches the interns - which at one time included Dr. Jack Stewart and now includes Dr. Jesse Travis. He is also a consultant for the Police Department and helps investigates murder cases. Mark's father was a cop or as Mark once said he comes from "A long line of cops". That he is the black sheep of the family, but his son, Steve is carrying on the family tradition by becoming a Homicide Detective. He also has a daughter, Carol, whom he hasn't seen in over 6 years, but has recently been reunited with again. She is a nurse. He has an older sister, Dora, who owns a travel agency. He has a younger brother, Stacey, who owns a malt shop in Arkansas and has a tendency to sleepwalk. He is also a widow. His wife's name is Katherine and she died a little over 10 yrs ago from cancer. He has never remarried. Mark likes Jazz and Glenn Miller. He can play many instruments, and likes to dance and sing - both the soft shoe and tap! He rollerskates and scooters around the hospital and crime is his hobby! He also is into magic and slight of hand, the best way he sees into entertaining children in the hospital! He's the silent partner of BBQ Bob's.
I miss the original Taggart. Not the same quality since he died. Other than that, I never missed an episode of Frost 
Oh and I love Dalziel & Pascoe, Dalziel in particular. Get big Andy on the case !
Geri wrote: I miss the original Taggart. Not the same quality since he died. Other than that, I never missed an episode of Frost
NEVER understood that....how can the guy be dead and still have the show named after him?
It's like if JD had been just a backing band and had been billed as "Ian Curtis", then continued on under that name post 18/05/80.
I suppose no fucker would have watched it if they didn't think they'd get to hear the immortal line "thar's bin a murrdar"
If you're gonna do it, do it in styleWhat about Magnet & Steele ? These were the crime fighting duo that Max (Peter Kay) told Paddy about during an episode of max & Paddy. Max had even made cartoons about the duo and written scripts for them. Spin-off from a Spin-off from a spin-off anyone?
Missy Jem wrote: As much as it pains me to agree with Steve
I love you Jemma.
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Minx wrote:
:p
does that mean YOU want to do ME in the butt???
sorry, but I love FRADDERS!!!!
