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BIGINOIL wrote: Do not click :nono:
Abe Lincoln - Doggy style sex, Just before you climax, give her a donkey punch, then while she is knocked out, roll her over and jizz all over her chin and face, shave off her pubes, and sprinkle in the beard region of her jizz covered mug.
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Mrs. Disco wrote: English men = Gentlemen ???
Yes, Banana,
It is known that they have clubs where women are not allowed. That is where they say naughty and nasty things about birds or frogs or whatever the subject of the day is. After this little meeting between men, they are the most civilized people of the world. They call themselves Gentlemen and their golden rules are "NO RUDE WORD", "BE VERY KIND TO WOMEN" until next meeting at the club where they can say whatever they think in a non-gentleman way of speaking.
Jiphy wrote:
Burt Reynolds wrote:
Mrs. Disco wrote: English men = Gentlemen ???
Yes, Banana,
It is known that they have clubs where women are not allowed. That is where they say naughty and nasty things about birds or frogs or whatever the subject of the day is. After this little meeting between men, they are the most civilized people of the world. They call themselves Gentlemen and their golden rules are "NO RUDE WORD", "BE VERY KIND TO WOMEN" until next meeting at the club where they can say whatever they think in a non-gentleman way of speaking.
Jiphy you obviously forgot about the first two rules of fight club:
#1 - The first rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club.
#2 - The second rule of Fight Club is, you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
You are OUT my dear fellow!
and I have no idea what you were talking about
Gentlemens clubs.Do we still have them? Don't even have a proper men's room for blokes only(that's not a toilet,for the benefit of jiphy,it's exactly what it says it is,a room for men only,with snooker,doms and darts...that sort of stuff)in our workies club anymore..cos the ladies want in
Still they can't have it always, and such is my present social life/prediciment..I plan to infiltrate the local coffee morning set..Previously a women only thing.
I'm sure I'll be horrified,but might get a shag with a lovely single mum or 7,who knows?
What a cracking idea!...Will report back....not!
A gentleman never tells. :knight:
I read it Comrade... and it deffo says "you get ladies in there"
I'll ask again...Do we still have Gentlemen's clubs?
Not asking you though Comrade..You are no gentleman...No,Yoooo sir,are a cad and a bounder! 
