What do i get the missus for xmas

This year i'm struggling to think of something to get the missus for crimbo, i mean she's got me!! and i've given her two beautiful kids, what more could she want.

She's said to me that ' i don't want anything for xmas' now i've a sneaky feeling that's not true... For her birthday she said she just wanted a cd, which i got at considerable embarrassment to myself as it was( and this goes no further right!!! i've a moody bastard image to uphold) Take That's latest cd.... She's been moaning ever since that i didn't get her much for her birthday!!!!!!!!

Women, you can't live with em and you can't(legally) shoot em....

Same problem, i've just got back from Meadowhall where I walked around aimlessly for 45 mins before giving up and resolving to go back when it's less busy. I saw a quality radio controlled car, but I dont think she'd like that

Get her some vouchers for a local Spa (note the spelling - not Spar!) - that way she can book herself a nice day or a few nice treatments later in the year... Always a winner with Mrs Snorri...

Snorri xxx

Hows about...

I am sue she'll love you for it... maybe. Possibly. "Possibly Maybe."

But if that's too boring how about...

A little mild S&M at xmas is just the thing to set you up for the year ahead!

smiths vouchers?

haha. just read snorri's

Hey, I'm a smooth operator... I know what the ladies want...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Hey, I'm a smooth operator... I know what the ladies want...

Snorri xxx

available at a Polish Deli NEAR YOU!!

Strangest looking hotdog I ever did see...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Strangest looking hotdog I ever did see...

Snorri xxx

Aye they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes now.

Look this one's even got the feel of Christmas

a few fairy lights wrapped round it and your away!

What about some smellies lad? Get yersel to the body shop,plenty of xmas sets form £15 upwards,its a winner..... trust me !

apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

King John Honest John wrote: apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

more foreplay

wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

more foreplay

now i know where i'm going wrong. i wish this broken finger would heal.

King John Honest John wrote:

wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

more foreplay

now i know where i'm going wrong. i wish this broken finger would heal.

The very thing for you;

good for cleaning your own tongue afterwards. just in case you happen to have been with a girl from Toxteth.

King John Honest John wrote: good for cleaning your own tongue afterwards. just in case you happen to have been with a girl from Toxteth.

Is it 'cause I'm Scottish that I don't get it? Or is just 'cause I'm as thick as two short planks!? Toxic teeth? If her fangs are on her fanny; she's no called a vicious cunt for nothing! (Sorry wrong thread: WEE JOKE).

Is the good lady in question a smoker? Does she paint or have other hobbies? If she's got everything already; get her something useless (and no ladies not "another husband"). Jewellery an ornament a painting/print, picture for her wall. The right book for the right person is a good fall-back option.

I get it

Hooky's Six String Bass wrote: What do i get the missus for xmas.

Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame Champagne

and

Class A drugs.

Girls love 'em

I'll be your woman, Dave.

And you'd even get to keep the bubbly

LeggyD wrote:

Hooky's Six String Bass wrote: What do i get the missus for xmas.

Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame Champagne

and

Class A drugs.

Girls love 'em

Fuck for that I'd be a girl. Yes please Santa!

I object to the sexist emoticons here, only two: :mad4: are unambiguous women and one's a mad harridan and the other's not married to Steve.

You're not kidding when it comes to women and presents. I bought my wife a birthday present last month. She got mad and told me to return what ever I got her, as she did not want any presents this year... she took a whole night to tell me how she didn't want ANY celebration and NO cake. Birthday came and went and I did nothing like she asked... she was happy... a month later, now she's complaining that I did nothing for her birthday

Now she's telling me the same thing for Christmas.... women!

shoot her out of a giant circus cannon. what wife wouldn't want that?

FLOWERS. Women always fall for them...

Enter the gates of heaven.

Just kiddin' dude.

Indeed*!*

How about a Re: Order backing tape?

oldmonkey wrote: How about a Re: Order backing tape?

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Get her a new kitchen.What woman wouldn't love a new kitchen?

King John Honest John wrote: apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

A divorce usually.

All I want for Christmas is...

BIGINOIL wrote: All I want for Christmas is...

A decent pen and a dotted line!

(Though I have to admit, frying pans have their uses Kershie!)

Well thanks for some of those erm interesting ideas you filthy buggers....

I've had an idea,i'm going to get her this Well she did say she didn't want anything, and if she can't use it i might as well. It is the thought that counts after all...

Mr Baker please fix the picture of the wife's Chrissy Pressie, as it ain't working, and I think we should be told what she'll be awakening to on Xmas morn.

How's that....

Great thing this retrospective invisible editing!

(But must admit I'm none the wiser, a box full of twiddly knobs, on 2nd thoughts isn't that what every wife wants for Christmas!?)

Thats wot i'll buy lady for xmas, abox of twiddly nobs!

wrote: Thats wot i'll buy lady for xmas, abox of twiddly nobs!

But surely a box of would be more appropriate for Mrs !

go onto Agent Provocateur website, look at all the S&M videos for 30 mins, and then put a bra and brief in your basket. Job Done.

I'm having a new floor! Woo!

diamonds ?

...of course!

Bloody NOOL skinflints.

oldmonkey wrote: How about a Re: Order backing tape?

She's got all those already monkey boy...

Get her a voucher for an hour of 'Ian Love'

Freeze a bunch of your sperm for her in case you die... it will make her cry

Your wife's a lucky lucky lady!!

pumped full of drugs wrote: Freeze a bunch of your sperm for her in case you die... it will make her cry

Missy Jem wrote: Get her a voucher for an hour of 'Ian Love'

Only an hour???:D

Hooky's Six String Bass wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Get her a voucher for an hour of 'Ian Love'

Only an hour???:D

Well that's good for at least 10 nights!

Hooky's Six String Bass wrote: Well thanks for some of those erm interesting ideas you filthy buggers....

I've had an idea,i'm going to get her this Well she did say she didn't want anything, and if she can't use it i might as well. It is the thought that counts after all...

Ooh Pretty. Random Vouchers are obvious winners. Presentation is everything so a card w/ at least her initials and maybe one (1) or two (2) of her favourite Flowers.

The Pics in Digital Republic are a 'xcellent. Like to learn Bass or Keys just for the sight of the Gear there..