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What do i get the missus for xmas

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All I want for Christmas is...

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BIGINOIL wrote: All I want for Christmas is...

A decent pen and a dotted line!:laugh:

(Though I have to admit, frying pans have their uses Kershie!)

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Well thanks for some of those erm interesting ideas you filthy buggers....

I've had an idea,i'm going to get her this Well she did say she didn't want anything, and if she can't use it i might as well. It is the thought that counts after all...

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Mr Baker please fix the picture of the wife's Chrissy Pressie, as it ain't working, and I think we should be told what she'll be awakening to on Xmas morn.

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How's that....

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Great thing this retrospective invisible editing!

(But must admit I'm none the wiser, a box full of twiddly knobs, on 2nd thoughts isn't that what every wife wants for Christmas!?)

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Thats wot i'll buy lady :nuts: for xmas, abox of twiddly nobs! :lol:

:nuts:

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:nuts: wrote: Thats wot i'll buy lady :nuts: for xmas, abox of twiddly nobs! :lol:

:nuts:

But surely a box of :nuts: would be more appropriate for Mrs :nuts:!

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go onto Agent Provocateur website, look at all the S&M videos for 30 mins, and then put a bra and brief in your basket. Job Done.

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I'm having a new floor! Woo!

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diamonds ?

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...of course!

Bloody NOOL skinflints.

:nonono:

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oldmonkey wrote: How about a Re: Order backing tape? :evil4:

She's got all those already monkey boy...

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Get her a voucher for an hour of 'Ian Love' :wink:

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Freeze a bunch of your sperm for her in case you die... it will make her cry

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:laugh:

Your wife's a lucky lucky lady!!

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pumped full of drugs wrote: Freeze a bunch of your sperm for her in case you die... it will make her cry

:laugh: :laugh:

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Missy Jem wrote: Get her a voucher for an hour of 'Ian Love' :wink:

Only an hour???:D

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Hooky's Six String Bass wrote:

Missy Jem wrote: Get her a voucher for an hour of 'Ian Love' :wink:

Only an hour???:D

Well that's good for at least 10 nights!:evil4:

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Hooky's Six String Bass wrote: Well thanks for some of those erm interesting ideas you filthy buggers....

I've had an idea,i'm going to get her this Well she did say she didn't want anything, and if she can't use it i might as well. It is the thought that counts after all...

Ooh Pretty. Random Vouchers are obvious winners. Presentation is everything so a card w/ at least her initials and maybe one (1) or two (2) of her favourite Flowers.

The Pics in Digital Republic are a 'xcellent. Like to learn Bass or Keys just for the sight of the Gear there..

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