What do i get the missus for xmas

This year i'm struggling to think of something to get the missus for crimbo, i mean she's got me!! and i've given her two beautiful kids, what more could she want.

She's said to me that ' i don't want anything for xmas' now i've a sneaky feeling that's not true... For her birthday she said she just wanted a cd, which i got at considerable embarrassment to myself as it was( and this goes no further right!!! i've a moody bastard image to uphold) Take That's latest cd.... She's been moaning ever since that i didn't get her much for her birthday!!!!!!!!

Women, you can't live with em and you can't(legally) shoot em....

Same problem, i've just got back from Meadowhall where I walked around aimlessly for 45 mins before giving up and resolving to go back when it's less busy. I saw a quality radio controlled car, but I dont think she'd like that

Get her some vouchers for a local Spa (note the spelling - not Spar!) - that way she can book herself a nice day or a few nice treatments later in the year... Always a winner with Mrs Snorri...

Snorri xxx

Hows about...

I am sue she'll love you for it... maybe. Possibly. "Possibly Maybe."

But if that's too boring how about...

A little mild S&M at xmas is just the thing to set you up for the year ahead!

smiths vouchers?

haha. just read snorri's

Hey, I'm a smooth operator... I know what the ladies want...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Hey, I'm a smooth operator... I know what the ladies want...

Snorri xxx

available at a Polish Deli NEAR YOU!!

Strangest looking hotdog I ever did see...

Snorri xxx

Snorrimon wrote: Strangest looking hotdog I ever did see...

Snorri xxx

Aye they come in all sorts of shapes and sizes now.

Look this one's even got the feel of Christmas

a few fairy lights wrapped round it and your away!

What about some smellies lad? Get yersel to the body shop,plenty of xmas sets form £15 upwards,its a winner..... trust me !

apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

King John Honest John wrote: apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

more foreplay

wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

more foreplay

now i know where i'm going wrong. i wish this broken finger would heal.

King John Honest John wrote:

wrote:

King John Honest John wrote: apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

more foreplay

now i know where i'm going wrong. i wish this broken finger would heal.

The very thing for you;

good for cleaning your own tongue afterwards. just in case you happen to have been with a girl from Toxteth.

King John Honest John wrote: good for cleaning your own tongue afterwards. just in case you happen to have been with a girl from Toxteth.

Is it 'cause I'm Scottish that I don't get it? Or is just 'cause I'm as thick as two short planks!? Toxic teeth? If her fangs are on her fanny; she's no called a vicious cunt for nothing! (Sorry wrong thread: WEE JOKE).

Is the good lady in question a smoker? Does she paint or have other hobbies? If she's got everything already; get her something useless (and no ladies not "another husband"). Jewellery an ornament a painting/print, picture for her wall. The right book for the right person is a good fall-back option.

I get it

Hooky's Six String Bass wrote: What do i get the missus for xmas.

Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame Champagne

and

Class A drugs.

Girls love 'em

I'll be your woman, Dave.

And you'd even get to keep the bubbly

LeggyD wrote:

Hooky's Six String Bass wrote: What do i get the missus for xmas.

Veuve Clicquot La Grande Dame Champagne

and

Class A drugs.

Girls love 'em

Fuck for that I'd be a girl. Yes please Santa!

I object to the sexist emoticons here, only two: :mad4: are unambiguous women and one's a mad harridan and the other's not married to Steve.

You're not kidding when it comes to women and presents. I bought my wife a birthday present last month. She got mad and told me to return what ever I got her, as she did not want any presents this year... she took a whole night to tell me how she didn't want ANY celebration and NO cake. Birthday came and went and I did nothing like she asked... she was happy... a month later, now she's complaining that I did nothing for her birthday

Now she's telling me the same thing for Christmas.... women!

shoot her out of a giant circus cannon. what wife wouldn't want that?

FLOWERS. Women always fall for them...

Enter the gates of heaven.

Just kiddin' dude.

Indeed*!*

How about a Re: Order backing tape?

oldmonkey wrote: How about a Re: Order backing tape?

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Get her a new kitchen.What woman wouldn't love a new kitchen?

King John Honest John wrote: apart from smellies, i never know what women like.

a brand new tefal frying pan? a brand new iron? a blender?

What do women want??

A divorce usually.