The 'I Learnt Something New Today' Thread

I learnt to never mess about Celine Dion with co-workers who are actually die-hard Celine fans

Within the past 24 hours I not necessarily learnt as much as realized what I already knew all along...

CUPID FCUKING RHYMES WITH STUPID!!

Today I learned that TKE isn't a big connie francis fan.

Genevieve! wrote: I learnt to never mess about Celine Dion with co-workers who are actually die-hard Celine fans

Entre tes voisins et tes collègues de boulot, tu as l'air d'être vraiment cernée par des cons.

I just learnt that no matter how much I think I'm over it, I'm still having the worst time getting over my ex.

And to think I'm having a date tomorrow night with this other guy I like...!

Chris Nash wrote: FFS Jenn, do you never LISTEN??? Forget him - there's a meaning behind the prefix, 'EX'.

Oh shit... I just learned that Jenn never bloody listens...

:finger:

For the most part, he's the one ex I'm having the tough time getting over. I usually get over exes within a week, FFS! And it's the first time since BEFORE he went out of town in JULY that we've seen each other.

So :finger:--if I'm having a tough time getting over Mikey then hey, that's fine. I'll get over it eventually. Just give me time.

That's all there is to it.

Trans-Kraftwerk Express wrote:

Chris Nash wrote: FFS Jenn, do you never LISTEN??? Forget him - there's a meaning behind the prefix, 'EX'.

Oh shit... I just learned that Jenn never bloody listens...

:finger:

For the most part, he's the one ex I'm having the tough time getting over. I usually get over exes within a week, FFS! And it's the first time since BEFORE he went out of town in JULY that we've seen each other.

So :finger:--if I'm having a tough time getting over Mikey then hey, that's fine. I'll get over it eventually. Just give me time.

That's all there is to it.

Jenn, I hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, or being out-of-order! Show this lucky guy the time of his life, but enjoy every second of it yourself. Take him home, a motel, whatever, and bang his brains out! And do it for you!

Nothing will make you feel better than knowing you are one desirable hot chick, and it'll make you forget all about "The Ex"! ON! Sister.

"Enjoy yourself it's later than you think!"

Chris Nash wrote: FFS Jenn, do you never LISTEN??? Forget him - there's a meaning behind the prefix, 'EX'.

Oh shit... I just learned that Jenn never bloody listens...

Today I learned that Chris took an INORDINATE amount of time to work out that chicks ears work differently from those fitted to the male.

Today I learned that as much as I hate my family and "family life just makes me feel uneasy" I still love the fuckers!

At least you can pick your friends!

i can now download,convert and burn DVDs in a format that my PC,my "all PLAYING all formats " DVD player and the other DVD player that barely PLAYS anything can ACCEPT.The downside is i am too knackered to watch any of them.Sweeney TODD,Control and NO COUNTRY for OLD MEN(i just know what you are thinking-God Bless America-a rocket mick free zone) are my latest tests.

There are quite a few wankers that post on here.

I learned what Peter North can do. Allegedly

I learned [this week] that, Cupid may rhyme with stupid, but he does know what he's doing...

sometimes.

I just learned that Chris should understand that I did say "sometimes"!! :p

Hey, just bustin' chops here, Chris.

Chris Nash wrote: EDIT: and I have absolutely no idea what: 'just bustin' chops here' means

Basically, to "bust one's chops" means to give someone a hard time.

That's the only way I can explain it.

I learned that I really am dumb. My sister informed me I missed my nephews birthday (wednesday) so I rushed out today to buy him a present and a Happy 3rd Birthday card.

He's 4.

MIMX! wrote:

Does Col know you've posted his picture on a public forum?

Well there's only one way to go after a 2 score start!!!

:p

skirting boards are a bastard to fit in old houses,get a bulider in!

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(Don't ban) Missy Jem wrote: I learned that I really am dumb. My sister informed me I missed my nephews birthday (wednesday) so I rushed out today to buy him a present and a Happy 3rd Birthday card.

He's 4.

What a laugh !

Happy to see we are not alone to be dumb this way !

The something of the day : I have learned that I am not as dumb as I thought.

ive learnt that the more aggro on nool the more people come on late at night and post.its true,burt told me so