Mr Pete Wylie

MIMX! wrote: Jeff cracker of a post, had me literally but Minx she of the sexy wee avatar won't be thanking you for:

Holly Wood wrote: Minx, you're out of order there mate.

As for the other comments. Suffering at the hands of sadists masquerading as "teachers" because you weren't "talking the Queens English" in fucking Scotland was traumatic for a wee Glaswegian boy! And I'm talking about before the belt was banned in Schools.

Then last week I was watching a programme about Ned's and knives in the West Coast of Scotland, and any time they interviewed a Scot it was fucking subtitled! (A regular occurrence.) (And btw the mumbling Irish numpty presenting it wasn't subtitled!) MAJOR And don't even get me started on the Fitba' coverage, any and every English/England game live, Scotland/Scottish games S.F.A not even a mention on the "national" news after 20mins of talk about English football. It's almost enough you make you a Rampant nationalist and run out to join Siol nan Gaidheal (Seed of the Gael.) (If it wasn't for the likes of Messrs Wylie, McCulloch, Cope and Curtis.)

BBC? EBC! Mare like! :angry2:

Thank fuck for people like Joy Division, The Bunnymen, Teardrop Explodes, and The Mighty Wah!

PS: Shug ~ Whisky Wizz an' Wimmen! :D

I'm kind of reminded of that scene/scenes in one of the I'm Alan Partridge episodes.That Geordie bloke is going on and on in gobbledygook Geordie speak and when he finally stops a bewildered Alan simply says "Sorry , but that was just a noise!" .Later on Geordie bloke starts off babbling once more before Alan stops him in his tracks with a short sharp "No, you've gone again!!"

Has anyone actually read it?

I'd be interested to know what he's on about.

Not interested enough to read it myself, of course. Just sort of mildly interested. A brief synopsis would do.

Holly Wood wrote: Has anyone actually read it?

I'd be interested to know what he's on about.

Not interested enough to read it myself, of course. Just sort of mildly interested. A brief synopsis would do.

I think it's something like "me-me-me-me-me-me", but I can't be sure.

It reminds me a little of Cambo back when he was bonkers and posted 20,000 times a day. Only Cambo never referred to himself in the third person as I recall.

BONKERS-i have forgot how to BONK!

Bet you can't say the same to the wankers!

Holly Wood wrote: Has anyone actually read it?

I'd be interested to know what he's on about.

Not interested enough to read it myself, of course. Just sort of mildly interested. A brief synopsis would do.

So its not just me then?

I try to read but keep getting premature attacks of narcolepsy

Must be something to do with the Scottish master race or summink.

Doctor Clayhead wrote: ...Cambo back when he was bonkers...

Just wait until Hib sees that.

Poor use of the past tense there

WANKERS>>>>>>>>AND you,FORGOTTEN?

hibster wrote:

MIMX <- there!

[black]YOU should have read Minx's link:Skitts Law"MIMX <-." Had [black]S[/black][black]weet[/black] [black]F[/black][black]uck[/black] [black]A[/black][black]ll[/black] to do with Rome (or it's deficient numbering system).NB: Zero personal pronouns!How the fuck YOU are supposed to give an opinion on something or answer questions relating to YOUR point of view without them is beyond the ken of such a simple minded shrunken brained egocentric idiot like _ _! Perhaps some massively intellectual doctoral graduate who's posts are entirely selfless and totally altruistic could enlighten this forum. [/black]But someone appreciated the effort YOU made: Dead Men Walking & get laid right in there! :darkangel:

New name, new fonts. Yep, it's improving around here.

Oh yes.

Yes , quite liking the new font and no centering.Still gobbledygook though.As Alan Partridge once said - No, you've gone again!!

Dubbele Nederlands. Ή ελληνικά.

:darkangel:

Doctor Clayhead wrote: New name, new fonts. Yep, it's improving around here.

Oh yes.

You want to name yourself after a Rollercoaster as well Martin. Considering your knowledge of films, surely there are loads of them you could use?