who actually is this daft yorkshireman? — Forum Archive

12 Nov 2008, 09:12

Mansour Ali wrote: He could just as easily carried on the debate properly in the original thread. But dont let fact get in the way of your argument.

I think JT started a separate thread in order to retain some dignity on the original Remembrance thread. He had a point as well; it was not the time or place to start a sixth form debate about the origins or futility of war. Have your own opinions on the conflict fine but it was clearly inflammatory sticking them in such a thread and you knew it.

How's the arranged marriage coming along? Have they found you a lovely girl who'll - even if you don't actually like her - ensure the stability of society yet?

What a catch

12 Nov 2008, 09:16

El Jarvo wrote:

Diamond 383 wrote: Is this some sort of a game - coming on here and picking on the least-offensive and thoughtful people?

JT ain't really someone you'd 'pick on' though, is he?

Oh, unless you're sat behind the safety of a keyboard mouthing snide remarks from a couple of hundred miles away. Natch.

There is, also, that :nod:

:laugh:

12 Nov 2008, 09:17

What I don't understand is the whole topic of the thread, if you had the brains to look at JT's profile then you would know who he was. Stop being a fuckwit Terry

12 Nov 2008, 09:22

Woohooo! this is still raging on. I was typing away like a loon last night, almost as if I'd just discovered the internet. Keep it up!

12 Nov 2008, 09:24

lucyjane wrote: What I don't understand is the whole topic of the thread, if you had the brains to look at JT's profile then you would know who he was. Stop being a fuckwit Terry

Oh grrrreat, his bird's stepping in for a scrap now! :evil4: :uhoh:

12 Nov 2008, 09:27

El Jarvo wrote:

Oh grrrreat, his bird's stepping in for a scrap now!

Bird? Stop that southern shite at once! The correct term would be 'his lass' :nod:

12 Nov 2008, 09:48

James Thomas wrote:

El Jarvo wrote:

Oh grrrreat, his bird's stepping in for a scrap now!

Bird? Stop that southern shite at once! The correct term would be 'his lass'

Who let you out of the kitchen? Where's her dinner?

12 Nov 2008, 09:58

12 Nov 2008, 10:20

Gazman wrote:

I'll bring the Dr. Pepper along...

12 Nov 2008, 10:24

It appears you are a Yorkshireman also. One thing I have never understood about the North - Yorkshire in particular - is just how much the locals revel in boorishness. Scotland and Wales have poverty yet are reasonably desirable to most people. Yorkshire and Lancashire are ridiculous though: exaggerated accents, boorishness and inwardness are the order of the day here. A lot of this misplaced pride I am sure is a defence mechanism for not actually having anything worthwhile to say. Even when they move south (aren't they selling out their northerness in that case??) they are still utterly unbearable.

so you say we talk funny,but BRISTOL,FUCKIN BRISTOL? :wtf:

You southern cunts talk like you've got a pair of dogs bollocks in yer gobs!

Lancashire? isn't that where the industrial revolution started?

Yorkshire? Doesn't one of yorkshires major cities have the fastest growing economy in Europe?

If Northerners are so unbearable,then how come you post on the new order forums?

Or are New Order from Bristol now not Manchester?

Put yer foot back in yer gob and shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!

:nuts:

(p.s no disrespec to Hibster,he's cool as fcuk!)

12 Nov 2008, 10:36

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Gazman wrote:

I'll bring the Dr. Pepper along...

its so misunderstood...

12 Nov 2008, 10:40

wrote: It appears you are a Yorkshireman also. One thing I have never understood about the North - Yorkshire in particular - is just how much the locals revel in boorishness. Scotland and Wales have poverty yet are reasonably desirable to most people. Yorkshire and Lancashire are ridiculous though: exaggerated accents, boorishness and inwardness are the order of the day here. A lot of this misplaced pride I am sure is a defence mechanism for not actually having anything worthwhile to say. Even when they move south (aren't they selling out their northerness in that case??) they are still utterly unbearable.

so you say we talk funny,but BRISTOL,FUCKIN BRISTOL?

You southern cunts talk like you've got a pair of dogs bollocks in yer gobs!

Lancashire? isn't that where the industrial revolution started?

Yorkshire? Doesn't one of yorkshires major cities have the fastest growing economy in Europe?

If Northerners are so unbearable,then how come you post on the new order forums?

Or are New Order from Bristol now not Manchester?

Put yer foot back in yer gob and shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!

(p.s no disrespec to Hibster,he's cool as fcuk!)

I already said i was apathetic about Bristol if you read subsequent posts. Why so much use of the 'c' word, you seem unable to talk anything other than expletives. If anything that post endorses what I said even more. Southerners get things done quietly, northerners cant refrain from telling everybody what they are doing. Kent, Sussex and Hants are the most civilised parts of Britain without doubt. Bear in mind that living standards nearly always decline with distance from the capital regardless of which country.

12 Nov 2008, 10:44

Mansour Ali wrote: I already said i was apathetic about Bristol if you read subsequent posts. Why so much use of the 'c' word, you seem unable to talk anything other than expletives. If anything that post endorses what I said even more. Southerners get things done quietly, northerners cant refrain from telling everybody what they are doing. Kent, Sussex and Hants are the most civilised parts of Britain without doubt. Bear in mind that living standards nearly always decline with distance from the capital regardless of which country.

Jesus, you do talk endless drivel - do you make a profession out of it? :crazy:

:smoking:

12 Nov 2008, 10:46

Mansour Ali wrote:

wrote: It appears you are a Yorkshireman also. One thing I have never understood about the North - Yorkshire in particular - is just how much the locals revel in boorishness. Scotland and Wales have poverty yet are reasonably desirable to most people. Yorkshire and Lancashire are ridiculous though: exaggerated accents, boorishness and inwardness are the order of the day here. A lot of this misplaced pride I am sure is a defence mechanism for not actually having anything worthwhile to say. Even when they move south (aren't they selling out their northerness in that case??) they are still utterly unbearable.

so you say we talk funny,but BRISTOL,FUCKIN BRISTOL?

You southern cunts talk like you've got a pair of dogs bollocks in yer gobs!

Lancashire? isn't that where the industrial revolution started?

Yorkshire? Doesn't one of yorkshires major cities have the fastest growing economy in Europe?

If Northerners are so unbearable,then how come you post on the new order forums?

Or are New Order from Bristol now not Manchester?

Put yer foot back in yer gob and shut the fuck up you stupid cunt!

(p.s no disrespec to Hibster,he's cool as fcuk!)

I already said i was apathetic about Bristol if you read subsequent posts. Why so much use of the 'c' word, you seem unable to talk anything other than expletives. If anything that post endorses what I said even more. Southerners get things done quietly, northerners cant refrain from telling everybody what they are doing. Kent, Sussex and Hants are the most civilised parts of Britain without doubt. Bear in mind that living standards nearly always decline with distance from the capital.

well, your wrong.

look up the Chicago School study. i bet it's on wikipedia.

living standards actually increase the further away from urban areas. myb in the north pole they decline

i'll repeat, in my native jibberish

well cunt, your fucking wrong. cunt

look up the fucking chicago school study. i bet it's on wikipedia cunt.

living standards actually increase the further away from urban areas. myb in the fucking north pole they decline. cunt.

12 Nov 2008, 10:46

You seem to know so....much about the whole of the country, can one assume that your self employed status is that of taxi driver seeing as we are sticking to stereo-types?

By the way, this is directed at the cock!

12 Nov 2008, 10:48

I already said i was apathetic about Bristol if you read subsequent posts. Why so much use of the 'c' word, you seem unable to talk anything other than expletives. If anything that post endorses what I said even more. Southerners get things done quietly, northerners cant refrain from telling everybody what they are doing. Kent, Sussex and Hants are the most civilised parts of Britain without doubt. Bear in mind that living standards nearly always decline with distance from the capital regardless of which country.

although chavs get much worse down south i do concede

12 Nov 2008, 10:50

lucyjane wrote: You seem to know so....much about the whole of the country, can one assume that your self employed status is that of taxi driver seeing as we are sticking to stereo-types?

By the way, this is directed at the cock!

i am a taxi driver part time among my other concerns. essentially i am an entrepreneur.

12 Nov 2008, 10:56

Thought so, glad you know it was directed at you

12 Nov 2008, 10:57

Will you be on Dragon's Den any time soon?

12 Nov 2008, 10:58

i don't believe this is a real person. he's like a steve coogan character, except not funny.

i feel like jeremy beadle is about to jump out.

12 Nov 2008, 10:58

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Ally wrote:

Burt Reynolds wrote:

Ger Boy wrote:

Ally wrote:

Student Grant and The Modern Parents from Viz immediately spring to mind here.

I was thinking more of a cross between Millie Tant and Terry Fuckwitt

Or Roger Irrelevant and Spoilt Bastard.

Craig Dubya (or "Digitalwaters") has already reserved the Millie Tant tag

I thought he was 'Bertie Blunt: His Parrot's a Cunt'

Aldridge Prior :laugh:

12 Nov 2008, 10:59

wrote:

so you say we talk funny,but BRISTOL,FUCKIN BRISTOL?

You southern cunts talk like you've got a pair of dogs bollocks in yer gobs

I love accents. And I have to agree with Nuts...Bristolspeak sounds like they are gargling a set of dogs bollocks..

12 Nov 2008, 11:00

Oh, it's a conundrum...I feel like I should lock this one down, because it's kind of ugly...but it's like coming up on a 17 car pile up on the freeway...I just can't stop looking...

Help me Obi-wan, you're my only hope!!!

12 Nov 2008, 11:00

bloodynora wrote:

i feel like jeremy beadle is about to jump out.

They'll have to dig him up first!

12 Nov 2008, 11:04

i know, i realised that a bit late! i didn't know how to rescue it.

jeff, please make it stop. for the love of god.

edit: or allah.

12 Nov 2008, 11:08

Boatraceface wrote:

wrote:

so you say we talk funny,but BRISTOL,FUCKIN BRISTOL?

You southern cunts talk like you've got a pair of dogs bollocks in yer gobs

I love accents. And I have to agree with Nuts...Bristolspeak sounds like they are gargling a set of dogs bollocks..

it is absolutely awful. Justin Lee Collins is a testament to that.

12 Nov 2008, 11:09

Jeffari-al-Texani wrote:

Help me Obi-wan, you're my only hope!!!

keep it open, although you'll need more treats

12 Nov 2008, 11:16

Mansour Ali wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

wrote:

so you say we talk funny,but BRISTOL,FUCKIN BRISTOL?

You southern cunts talk like you've got a pair of dogs bollocks in yer gobs

I love accents. And I have to agree with Nuts...Bristolspeak sounds like they are gargling a set of dogs bollocks..

it is absolutely awful. Justin Lee Collins is a testament to that.

I never said I don't like it.. I'm impasse about Justin Lee Collins also,but I almost bought a share in a race horse called 'Justinianus' a couple of years back.True dat.

Shall we all chip in and buy a racehorse? That would be brilliant :nod:

12 Nov 2008, 11:37

Boatraceface wrote:

Mansour Ali wrote:

Boatraceface wrote:

wrote:

so you say we talk funny,but BRISTOL,FUCKIN BRISTOL?

You southern cunts talk like you've got a pair of dogs bollocks in yer gobs

I love accents. And I have to agree with Nuts...Bristolspeak sounds like they are gargling a set of dogs bollocks..

it is absolutely awful. Justin Lee Collins is a testament to that.

I never said I don't like it.. I'm impasse about Justin Lee Collins also,but I almost bought a share in a race horse called 'Justinianus' a couple of years back.True dat.

Shall we all chip in and buy a racehorse? That would be brilliant

would it have it's own fac no.???

12 Nov 2008, 11:37

Boatraceface wrote:

wrote:

so you say we talk funny,but BRISTOL,FUCKIN BRISTOL?

You southern cunts talk like you've got a pair of dogs bollocks in yer gobs

I love accents. And I have to agree with Nuts...Bristolspeak sounds like they are gargling a set of dogs bollocks..

easy now.