who actually is this daft yorkshireman?
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Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
GOOD GOD, WOMAN! 
Dodjem wrote: Everybody on here?
I can assure you I've never had a pop at anybody on here (or otherwise) for their birthplace/current home.
In fact, I think in the 4 years I've frequented this site I've never actually had a pop at anybody.
Until now.
Well done - you're my first.
No more Missy Nice Jem
Oh apart from calling me spudmuncher, yer cloth capped whippet keeping pigeon breeder (Parrot? My arse, he's a spray painted pigeon).
Actually, I was reading your comment previous to this and thinking ...."FUCK! I've NEVER seen Jemma be nasty to ANYONE on here (whithering put downs and verbal bitch-slaps yes....but nasty? never). This dude really IS a ballsack isn't he.....and to think I was willing to have a rational synth discussion with him elsewhere, I feel dirty.
Can't fathom his pro-islam stance.....surely Muslims are not permitted to view pictures of living creatures (hence any animals used in Mosque design have little gaps twixed head and body). Loads of humans and animals pictured all over this site. The sky fairy WILL be displeased with him.
PS BX THX 
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
geez,i cried even.
bloodynora wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
GOOD GOD, WOMAN!
Now what the hell made you think she was going to request "that" part...
You are a naughty girl...and I think I like that!!!
Mansour Ali wrote: Its just that everybody on here has a pop at the home counties in particular implying somehow that behaving discreetly and politely is somehow effeminate
...I beg your pardon, sir? 
bloodynora wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
GOOD GOD, WOMAN!
You're just being pissy 'cos I got first dibs 
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
Do I look like a French Restaurant?
I may be considerably more norvern than you Jembo,but never,ever call me a geordie again,while I remember.. I always get that from you West Midlanders.
Dodjem wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Oh apart from calling me spudmuncher
It's a sign of affection :)
;)
I was thinking but.......how alien ARE "we". I mean people from one end of Engerland are rather different from those from the other end, then you have Scots Welsh and some of the Irish.......now how come we can all "get" each other.....but to the rest of (what I suppose must be) Humanity.....we're somehow utterly opacque without years of close study (otherwise....why threads like "explain taking the piss", or this rancid donkey's cock's assertions as to the snide nature of us all.
Dya think it's cos we all had to watch The Two Ronnies and Morcombe and Wise when we was kids? Over exposure to Bob Monkhouse? Brucey?
Boatraceface wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
Do I look like a French Restaurant?
I may be considerably more norvern than you Jembo,but never,ever call me a geordie again.. I always get that from you West Midlanders.
Nobody's more Norvern than me! Ask Jarvo!
Ah,I see what you are saying with the inter regional donkey play Cambo..'eee aww,eee awww,ee always calls me donkey'
Ahem,but I'm a responsible adult.
I got that Tardis undies and vest set you recommended though.Ta.
Dodjem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
Do I look like a French Restaurant?
I may be considerably more norvern than you Jembo,but never,ever call me a geordie again.. I always get that from you West Midlanders.
Nobody's more Norvern than me! Ask Jarvo!
Check a map, oh Austral one.
(well you didn't spec Engerland).
North of you, in England, there's what? 2 service stations and Carlisle (one very odd place). OK, yes on the other side there's more but nobody can get there cos it means going through Geordies. (edit: AND maybe Boaty's lot)
Dodjem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
Do I look like a French Restaurant?
I may be considerably more norvern than you Jembo,but never,ever call me a geordie again.. I always get that from you West Midlanders.
Nobody's more Norvern than me! Ask Jarvo!
Ok I will. You sound proper norvern,i'll conceed. However,you are a west midlander in norverners clothing.
Want to get the map out and have dust up about it?
Doctor? wrote:
Dodjem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
Do I look like a French Restaurant?
I may be considerably more norvern than you Jembo,but never,ever call me a geordie again.. I always get that from you West Midlanders.
Nobody's more Norvern than me! Ask Jarvo!
Check a map, oh Austral one.
(well you didn't spec Engerland).
North of you, in England, there's what? 2 service stations and Carlisle (one very odd place). OK, yes on the other side there's more but nobody can get there cos it means going through Geordies. (edit: AND maybe Boaty's lot)
I hate to say it,but....HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW!
Boatraceface wrote:
Doctor? wrote:
Dodjem wrote:
Boatraceface wrote:
Dodjem wrote: Can I request a specific part of the horse? Or is it just a general share?
Do I look like a French Restaurant?
I may be considerably more norvern than you Jembo,but never,ever call me a geordie again.. I always get that from you West Midlanders.
Nobody's more Norvern than me! Ask Jarvo!
Check a map, oh Austral one.
(well you didn't spec Engerland).
North of you, in England, there's what? 2 service stations and Carlisle (one very odd place). OK, yes on the other side there's more but nobody can get there cos it means going through Geordies. (edit: AND maybe Boaty's lot)
I hate to say it,but....HE'S RIGHT YOU KNOW!
When we're suggesting which office people might attend, the only people who are for going to Druham are Geordies, Mackem's and Boro'ers....ANYONE else is like "LIVERPOOL!!!!!!!!!", mayhaps everyone outside that little corner has it marked with Dragons on their map....must be bad if they'd rather go to scouseland.
Durham is a beautiful city Steve. Ignorance does not become you...
My Bruv just got a speedy passport from there,for his open ended world tour.I'm going to miss him terribly.
Word has it,they piss all over Bangor power-pissed Hitlers.
Boatraceface wrote: Durham is a beautiful city Steve. Ignorance does not become you...
I wholeheartedly agree, I've seriously considered doing King's Cross-Edinburgh JUST for the view of Durham Cathaedral (I cannot spell that word) as you pull into the station. The fact remains that I frequesntly have the following conversation with people who are rather closer to Durham than Liverpool...... "I really need this sorting FAST, can I come in and get it done?" "Durham's your closest, and they can see you tomorrow first thing" "what about Liverpool" "well, they've nothing until next tuesday". "that'll do"
I have not a clue why. Always put it down to poor road links or something, but I'm starting to wonder.
Durham is on the A1,so we can safely eliminate poor road links Steve.I'm as baffled as you.
Maybe it's book of condolences signing addicts,you deal with in your department.
Boatraceface wrote: Durham is a beautiful city Steve. Ignorance does not become you...
My Bruv just got a speedy passport from there,for his open ended world tour.I'm going to miss him terribly.
Word has it,they piss all over Bangor power-pissed Hitlers.
You wouldn't be far wrong, because we're beaten into saying things about how the offices can't do this or that.....then the buggers go and do it. Most of them are great for sorting people out, except London, who are REALLY by-the-book, but they have to be, they are snowed under all year round. We actually run the risk of getting busted and a severe talking to, for actually telling people that but, we're basically meant to say they're all jobsworths. I refuse to.
Gazman wrote: Yer all poncey Southerners to me
I knew that was coming from you Gaz,sooner or later..
I'm organising a stag do up you way for December.Wanna come? You ar'nt invited,but I'm best man,so I have power,and I'm inviting you. I need a Glaswiegenagram...er,for Edinburgh. All you need is Leopard skin thong..Or Hoops,no hun stuff..It's a predominantly cafflick do.
Actually,the groom is a proddy..but we'll get round that 
Doctor? wrote:
Boatraceface wrote: Durham is a beautiful city Steve. Ignorance does not become you...
My Bruv just got a speedy passport from there,for his open ended world tour.I'm going to miss him terribly.
Word has it,they piss all over Bangor power-pissed Hitlers.
You wouldn't be far wrong, because we're beaten into saying things about how the offices can't do this or that.....then the buggers go and do it. Most of them are great for sorting people out, except London, who are REALLY by-the-book, but they have to be, they are snowed under all year round. We actually run the risk of getting busted and a severe talking to, for actually telling people that but, we're basically meant to say they're all jobsworths. I refuse to.
I like that Cambo. If you refuse to,I like that. First rule of life.Be true to yourself.
I bet you are a firm's man,and just saying that though.
No,I've been in some positions at work,where I've had to stand my ground on safety issues under pressure from the top brass to do otherwise,because it costs them money. It takes guts,but you look back on it with pride,when you just know you are in the right.But then,it's a different line of work to yours..People can,and have been killed where I work.Fuck profits,safety first.
Mansour Ali wrote: I already said i was apathetic about Bristol if you read subsequent posts. Why so much use of the 'c' word, you seem unable to talk anything other than expletives. If anything that post endorses what I said even more. Southerners get things done quietly, northerners cant refrain from telling everybody what they are doing. Kent, Sussex and Hants are the most civilised parts of Britain without doubt. Bear in mind that living standards nearly always decline with distance from the capital regardless of which country.
Could I just add my name to the list of people who think you're a twat.
Have you been to any Medway towns? Have you been to Tower Hamlets? Have you been to Harlesden?
Have you been to Yorkshire or Lancashire for that matter?
Boatraceface wrote:
I like that Cambo. If you refuse to,I like that. First rule of life.Be true to yourself.
I bet you are a firm's man,and just saying that though.
No,I've been in some positions at work,where I've had to stand my ground on safety issues under pressure from the top brass to do otherwise,because it costs them money. It takes guts,but you look back on it with pride,when you just know you are in the right.But then,it's a different line of work to yours..People can,and have been killed where I work.Fuck profits,safety first.
Job title says "CUSTOMER service", and besides, as you know, I just like helping out ;) The Party Line is kept for wankers.
LeggyD wrote:
Mansour Ali wrote: I already said i was apathetic about Bristol if you read subsequent posts. Why so much use of the 'c' word, you seem unable to talk anything other than expletives. If anything that post endorses what I said even more. Southerners get things done quietly, northerners cant refrain from telling everybody what they are doing. Kent, Sussex and Hants are the most civilised parts of Britain without doubt. Bear in mind that living standards nearly always decline with distance from the capital regardless of which country.
Could I just add my name to the list of people who think you're a twat.
Have you been to any Medway towns? Have you been to Tower Hamlets? Have you been to Harlesden?
Have you been to Yorkshire or Lancashire for that matter?
those are true. but the overall highest standards of living are in:
Dorset Wilts hants Kent Sussex cheshire also
with regards to the yorkshireman whether he is a yob or not I dont know. The user 'Andrew Sayer' almost definetly is though.
Mansour Ali wrote:
cheshire also
My geography must be up my hole....Chessire's in the SOUTH? That was one fast cunt of a narrowboat I was on to get all the way from "down in Chessire" to Stoke in a coupla days.
Doctor? wrote:
Mansour Ali wrote:
cheshire also
My geography must be up my hole....Chessire's in the SOUTH? That was one fast cunt of a narrowboat I was on to get all the way from "down in Chessire" to Stoke in a coupla days.
super yacht
