Dog Owners

Dave Earnshaw wrote:

Dave Earnshaw wrote: Openly jogging in public is far more distasteful however.

Mostly because 'personal fitness' is a form of narcissistic self promotion, pursued by middle aged liberal inadequates trying to boost either their green credentials or resurrect their declining sexual ardour.

I love joggers. I simply think about how the guy who invented it died REALLY young from a heart attack and shout out "c'mon keep them knees up". Jogging: Darwin in action.

The Teacher wrote: You know, speaking as someone who can generate immense heat around here, and has been doing so for a number of year, I only find Andrew King offensive in his sheer monotiny. It says nothing of any value, any insight, or indeed any interest.

I will let everyone in on a trade secret: if you must insist on trying to be the bad guy, at least believe in what you are saying.

He's sort of the NuLabour of trolls. Instead of having hard and fast policies with which to upset people (much as you, or indeed I would), he simply posts whatever his market research says will annoy people.

Doctor? wrote:

Dave Earnshaw wrote:

Dave Earnshaw wrote: Openly jogging in public is far more distasteful however.

Mostly because 'personal fitness' is a form of narcissistic self promotion, pursued by middle aged liberal inadequates trying to boost either their green credentials or resurrect their declining sexual ardour.

I love joggers. I simply think about how the guy who invented it died REALLY young from a heart attack and shout out "c'mon keep them knees up". Jogging: Darwin in action.

Ddn't you know Cambo, I'm the world's fastest jogger

Don't look at me! I don't know why that didnt work!!!!

Kath wrote: Don't look at me! I don't know why that didnt work!!!!

Cos botophucket are twats.

Most of those are not even dogs, but rather, giant mutant rats.

Doctor? wrote:

Kath wrote: Don't look at me! I don't know why that didnt work!!!!

Cos botophucket are twats.

Most of those are not even dogs, but rather, giant mutant rats.

Shut up!

I tried How else do I do it???????

Twice in fact (second time some worked, but the others didn't) where oh where did I go so wrong?

So, forget that then.

Instead, I give you Tom.

The Cat of all Cats!

EDIT: I suppose I should add, that I was away that night, so he took himself off, as he used to do in the pre-Rotty days, to my neighbours (some may remember Myfanwy) for dinner! Cats aren't stupid! And what's more, that Rotty has a scar on his nose to this day! GO TOM!

And he's a deep embarrassment to his Mother!

I want to make some comment saying that dog owners are weird sorry to say that I find some people with children insane and anyways babies and children pollute our planet so don't talk about people with pets and the poop Miss Hooky's Angel

Miss Hooky's Angel wrote:

Miss Hooky's Angel

Miss Hooky? Is that Hooky's stage name while clubbing in Soho?