is there any film out there worse than showgirls?
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Scary Movie is a real contender, though it can't top that magnificent sex scene in the pool with Kyle McLachlan. :sex:
How's about the Robert Stigwood movie of the Beatles album, Sgt Pepper's, with Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees "doing things they're not proud of now" to paraphrase Dr. Clayton Forrester from MST3K, though he was talking about another movie.
Never seen either of the movies, but have not heard ONE good thing about either. Hey, I like gratitious skin as much as the average guy, but I can't even bring myself to watch Showgirls when it's on the tv, and I won't even think about renting it. :dead:
Police Academy 3, 5, and 6 Mannequin II: On the Move Weekend at Bernies II Porky's II: The Next Day
Originally posted by Subsy of Greater Rochester Police Academy 3, 5, and 6Mannequin II: On the MoveWeekend at Bernies IIPorky's II: The Next Day
there was a second Mannequin? oh god...
"HOLLYWOOD!!!"
What kept Police Academy 4 of the list. I still say Jurassic Park deserves to be on the list.
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© What kept Police Academy 4 of the list. I still say Jurassic Park deserves to be on the list.
Make that "The Lost World".
Please, Mr. Spielberg, after all these years, can you tell us who teached that T-Rex how to helm the boat?
Originally posted by WenOrder teen wolf too (two)come to think of it, the first one was pretty bad also
Yes, Jason Bateman was a poor substitute for Michael J. Fox........so I've heard, never seen either 
Elvis and Me (tv miniseries) Matthew Perry-Chris Farley "Lewis and Clark" movie (can't remember the name) Punisher Captain America Dragnet (Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd) Entrapment Anything with Jennifer Love Hewitt
Yeah, I remember the punisher! what a disappointment. Captain America was pretty bad also.
I still think Street Fighter the movie is the worst movie I've ever wasted my money on.
Showgirls? Come on, every male teenager liked that movie 
DEMOLITION MAN comes to mind when thinking of bad movie... funny how they managed to do such a bad movie...
Waterworld anyone? The postman everyone?
This is, apparently, the worst 100 movies of all time according to the Internet Movie Database:
Rank Title 1 Manos, the Hands of Fate (1966) 1.5 (4073 votes) 2 Backyard Dogs (2000) 1.5 (832 votes) 3 Space Mutiny (1988) 1.6 (964 votes) 4 Hobgoblins (1987) 1.7 (1373 votes) 5 Future War (1995) 1.7 (744 votes) 6 Troll 2 (1990) 1.7 (971 votes) 7 Santa with Muscles (1996) 1.8 (1668 votes) 8 Werewolf (1996) 2.0 (650 votes) 9 Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994) 2.1 (3342 votes) 10 Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) 2.2 (1168 votes) 11 Glitter (2001) 2.2 (2669 votes) 12 Leonard Part 6 (1987) 2.2 (1567 votes) 13 Kazaam (1996) 2.3 (1758 votes) 14 Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 (2000) 2.3 (9536 votes) 15 Hercules in New York (1970) 2.3 (1315 votes) 16 Baby Geniuses (1999) 2.4 (1677 votes) 17 Lawnmower Man 2: Beyond Cyberspace (1996) 2.4 (1570 votes) 18 It's Pat (1994) 2.4 (1563 votes) 19 2001: A Space Travesty (2000) 2.5 (722 votes) 20 Mitchell (1975) 2.5 (845 votes) 21 Kangaroo Jack (2003) 2.6 (986 votes) 22 Bolero (1984) 2.6 (879 votes) 23 Jaws: The Revenge (1987) 2.6 (3121 votes) 24 Smokey and the Bandit III (1983) 2.6 (842 votes) 25 Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The (1994) 2.6 (1290 votes) 26 Cool as Ice (1991) 2.7 (710 votes) 27 Police Academy 6: City Under Siege (1989) 2.7 (2721 votes) 28 Teen Wolf Too (1987) 2.7 (1325 votes) 29 Vercingétorix (2001) 2.7 (703 votes) 30 Steel (1997) 2.7 (797 votes) 31 Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) 2.7 (3215 votes) 32 Captain America (1991) 2.7 (701 votes) 33 Mannequin: On the Move (1991) 2.8 (663 votes) 34 Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) 2.9 (757 votes) 35 Ringmaster (1998) 2.9 (912 votes) 36 Rollerball (2002) 2.9 (2522 votes) 37 Problem Child 2 (1991) 2.9 (1958 votes) 38 Master of Disguise, The (2002) 2.9 (1451 votes) 39 Cop & 1/2 (1993) 2.9 (804 votes) 40 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) 3.0 (951 votes) 41 Mr. Nanny (1993) 3.0 (650 votes) 42 Spice World (1997) 3.0 (4438 votes) 43 Street Fighter (1994) 3.1 (3680 votes) 44 Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997) 3.1 (3092 votes) 45 Jaws 3-D (1983) 3.1 (3026 votes) 46 Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) 3.1 (3269 votes) 47 Crossroads (2002) 3.1 (4529 votes) 48 Ticker (2001) 3.2 (812 votes) 49 Barb Wire (1996) 3.2 (3217 votes) 50 Bats (1999/I) 3.2 (1667 votes) 51 Iron Eagle II (1988) 3.2 (637 votes) 52 Glen or Glenda (1953) 3.2 (842 votes) 53 Mr. Magoo (1997) 3.2 (1406 votes) 54 Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn, An (1997) 3.3 (775 votes) 55 RoboCop 3 (1993) 3.3 (2360 votes) 56 Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) 3.3 (3866 votes) 57 FearDotCom (2002) 3.3 (1650 votes) 58 Universal Soldier: The Return (1999) 3.3 (1876 votes) 59 Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (1985) 3.3 (1523 votes) 60 Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987) 3.3 (3466 votes) 61 Best Defense (1984) 3.3 (821 votes) 62 Grease 2 (1982) 3.3 (3285 votes) 63 Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) 3.3 (7960 votes) 64 Highlander II: The Quickening (1991) 3.3 (6436 votes) 65 Mr. Wrong (1996) 3.3 (1090 votes) 66 Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) 3.3 (4723 votes) 67 Jury Duty (1995) 3.4 (1119 votes) 68 Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) 3.4 (1656 votes) 69 Avengers, The (1998) 3.4 (7568 votes) 70 Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) 3.4 (2274 votes) 71 Omega Code, The (1999) 3.4 (1356 votes) 72 Freddy Got Fingered (2001) 3.4 (4393 votes) 73 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) 3.4 (2073 votes) 74 Weekend at Bernie's II (1993) 3.4 (1180 votes) 75 Super Mario Bros. (1993) 3.4 (2536 votes) 76 Caddyshack II (1988) 3.4 (2563 votes) 77 Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) 3.5 (1661 votes) 78 Allan Quatermain and the Lost City of Gold (1987) 3.5 (1135 votes) 79 Dudley Do-Right (1999) 3.5 (912 votes) 80 Endless Love (1981) 3.5 (695 votes) 81 Nothing But Trouble (1991) 3.5 (2300 votes) 82 McHale's Navy (1997) 3.5 (960 votes) 83 Pet Sematary II (1992) 3.5 (1085 votes) 84 Stupids, The (1996) 3.5 (837 votes) 85 Leprechaun (1993) 3.5 (1214 votes) 86 Gone Fishin' (1997) 3.5 (1036 votes) 87 Soul Survivors (2001) 3.5 (1181 votes) 88 Arthur 2: On the Rocks (1988) 3.5 (1122 votes) 89 Batman & Robin (1997) 3.6 (18629 votes) 90 Bio-Dome (1996) 3.6 (2350 votes) 91 Poltergeist III (1988) 3.6 (1296 votes) 92 Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) 3.6 (1719 votes) 93 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (1978) 3.6 (801 votes) 94 Suburban Commando (1991) 3.6 (638 votes) 95 Porky's Revenge (1985) 3.6 (731 votes) 96 On Deadly Ground (1994) 3.6 (2079 votes) 97 Child's Play 3 (1991) 3.6 (1147 votes) 98 Look Who's Talking Now (1993) 3.6 (2197 votes) 99 Species II (1998) 3.6 (2871 votes) 100 Clifford (1994) 3.6 (748 votes)
I thought Moulin Rouge was completely unwatchable, but most people seemed to love it.
My favourite "worst" film just has to be Plan 9 From Outer Space. Dustbin lids as flying saucers, change of lead actor half way through etc. etc. Total quality.
Originally posted by film586 > Originally posted by Subsy of Greater Rochester> Police Academy 3, 5, and 6> Mannequin II: On the Move> Weekend at Bernies II> Porky's II: The Next Day
there was a second Mannequin? oh god...
"HOLLYWOOD!!!"
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© What kept Police Academy 4 of the list.
At one point during training, that tall, intriguingly proportioned blonde jumped in the pool wearing a white t-shirt and nothing else, rises up and says "Now, who's gonna save me?" *Entire male population around pool pursues*
CLASSIC scene!
Originally posted by Subsy of Greater Rochester > Originally posted by film586> > > > Originally posted by Subsy of Greater Rochester> > Police Academy 3, 5, and 6> > Mannequin II: On the Move> > Weekend at Bernies II> > Porky's II: The Next Day>
there was a second Mannequin? oh god...
"HOLLYWOOD!!!"
talk about camp with a capital 'C'! i can't wait to see it!
Originally posted by Spotnick ) 73 Pokémon the First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back (1999) 3.4 (2073 votes)
it's not THAT bad ... I've sat through it many times. It keeps the kids very quiet and gives me a rest !
I usually could sit through any movie I pay to watch in the theater, but the only time I walked out is when I went to see Chevy Chase in Cops and Robbersons. :barf:
Originally posted by Geri No movie with Chevy Chase is worth paying for ......
Unfortunately I learned the hard way
Originally posted by Taboo # 7 Elvis and Me (tv miniseries)Matthew Perry-Chris Farley "Lewis and Clark" movie (can't remember the name)PunisherCaptain AmericaDragnet (Tom Hanks and Dan Akroyd)EntrapmentAnything with Jennifer Love Hewitt
The MP/CF movie was "Almost Heros" 
JLH should not be in movies, only her rack.
