The person below you !!
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well i was pressing ctrl & delete....
the person below me once walked a tightrope between two very high buildings*
*not to scale
Originally posted by masaaki sakai well i was pressing ctrl & delete....the person below me once walked a tightrope between two very high buildings**not to scale
Good stuff, that acid.
The person below me is glad that they aren't below me in the flesh 
I had never been below anything "male". And you wouldn't be the first!!
The person below me thinks Jackass is the most intelligent comedy show ever done...
...either that or the Tom Green Show.
The person below me will be helping to design a new class of fighter jets for the RAF, RCAF and USAF.
HEY...that is supposed to be top secret!!!
the person below me has a rather large collection of rubber ducks
You promised you'd never tell!!!
The person below force-breeds their pet ferrets (both male).
The only sensible way for us (see above) to use the microwave oven is for that purpose: gender change and multiplying offspring.
The person below visits the queen at least once a week.
til that pesky restraining order.
the person below me makes models of rodin statues out of rotten luncheon meat
Well, that's one way to get rid of the returns that some of our customers make>
The person below me is fervently hoping that they didn't accidentally put one of their, ahem, "home movies" in the box they returned to the video store this morning.
Damn is that where that went?????? my wife is gonna kill me when she finds out I've been messing around with my gay lover! Well, I expect a cut of the profits when this tapes sell two copies.
The person below me enjoys walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and dancing with chickens
I love walks on the beach; I like dinners whether they r romantic or not, plus with the way I dance, the only thing I would be allowed to dance with would probably be a chicken. The person below me would be willing to below me (SNL: Jeopardy, Sean Connery's answer and wager to Final Jep)
It's true, but you'd have to at least buy me dinner first.
The person below me once had a dream about harpooning a white whale but woke up to find a peg-legged sea captain penetrating them with a long-handled plumbing instrument.
ayy, and now i'm ready to dance the hempen jig. it's me and davy jones, i'm no' a lass
the person below me has a sticky keyboard and it's not from eating honey out of the jar
Well my girlfriend came over and.. Well, sometimes things just can't wait for a better place you know?
The person below me is the God of Fuck. :)
(Marilyn Manson rules)
hmmmmmm...I never knew that title had been bestowed upon me...no wonder I have all these women hanging around me all the time..
and Marilyn Manson, is that Charles' wife???
the person below me should buy me a beer...
I think I have before
and the person below me needs to come take out my trash.oh, and make me a rum and coke
but I'm not a licensed bartender! 
The person below me could stand to lose some weight.....around the ankles! :p
You're damn right I do....wait, do gladiator movies count?
The person below me is a closet Gino Vanelli fan
And Julio Iglesias, too!!!
The person below me is the most beautiful, intelligent and dickest guy I had ever known.
Originally posted by Mr. Daybreak And Julio Iglesias, too!!!The person below me is the most beautiful, intelligent and dickest guy I had ever known.
And the person beloww has a complete collection of "Automan" recorded on tape.
Bloody hell, it's like you know my every initimate detail!
The person below me can't drive 55
as long as we go our seperate ways after....:D
The person below me is planning on throwing their hat into the Democratic presidential race...
and i will admit i did inhale, i just forgot to exhale :(
the person below me is not getting laid
Stop reading my online diary ("Horny Harry strikes out again", entry for June 13)! :p
The person below me really misses Crystal Pepsi
