Originally posted by Iain Curtis and i will admit i did inhale, i just forgot to exhale :(the person below me is not getting laid
SINCE UNKNOWN PLEASURES, I SAID BEFORE!!
The person below me has four fingers in the left hand and is not a President.
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but only because the wizard of oz is my favorite movie
the person below me overpaid their taxes and didn't get a refund
Of course I overpay taxes especially with the high sales tax in L.A. The person below me thinks Monica Lewinsky is a hottie
who doesn't?
every holes a goal! kick on!
The person below me thinks that dungarees are cool
It wouldn't be the first time I've been raped, only this time it's by the government!
The person below me once witnessed a man beating an old woman with his prosthetic leg.
Family reunions just haven't been the same since Grandpa's manslaughter conviction!
The person below me is considering a military coup in Canada
What can I say? Perhaps I loved the South Park movie a little too much. Blame Canada, they're not even a real country anyway!* 
*just a joke to my dear Canadian friends.
The person below me doesn't have a drinking problem, cause they can drink as much as they want to.
Exactly....so what if I ran that school bus off the side of the mountain? I didn't have ENOUGH booze that day, my nerves weren't steady...
The person below me has crabs....for pets
for some reason, the girls don't find them as adorable as a puppy. For some reason when I show off my crabs, it usually followed by a slap in the face. 
The person below me has no problem with same sex marriages, with animals.
Like I always say, racoons and badgers should stay with their own kind! 
The person below me had to go, they just remembered they left their cat in the toilet as punishment
Yeah, he will never share his food with the rats again.
The person below me is watching a special program at MTV starring Kraftwerk.
No, not "Kraftwerk", but "craft work" by Freddie Prinze, Jr.
The person below has never seen a complete episode of "H.R. Pufenstuf"
I'm proud to say I've never seen an episode of that trash :)
The person below me thinks The Hulk had a great story line
and the end, where he's hitchhiking and no one will pick him up....
The person below me thinks the whole Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore hook-up is just a publicity stunt 
I absolutely agree. I just hope they have kids; now that would be interesting
The person below me noticed that Brittany Murphy looked like a tramp from Rocky Horror, on that episode of SNL last night
Brittany Murphy is a MAN, baby! Yeah! :barf:
The person below me likes to blast "Come Sail Away" at three in the morning to wake up their neighbors
The person below bought a Casio keyboard, 10 telephones and invited three schoolmates to (try) play "the telephone call".
i have no blooming idea what that is, daybreak, but i can safely say that i do not have a casio keyboard.
the person below me fancies the pants off of steve irwin.
But I'm not gay!.....nevermind my tendency to post pics of Hasselhoff and Yanni
The person below me thinks Walt Disney's head was cryogenically frozen...and served as fish sticks at Walt Disney World theme park.
Damn I do it came from my encounters with the ditry, violated, used crotch of Pam Anderson
The person below me is a pervert
Hey!!! perversion involves children and animals; anything else is fair game 
The person below me has fantasies involving Rosanne Barr and a tub of mayonaise.
Yeah I do. I heard she makes the best potato salad.
The person below me is secretly involved in a conspiracy to assasinate the vice president with chickens.
Yes, I fry the chickens and serve them to the Vice-President, hopefully resulting in (this time) a fatal coronary incident.
The person below me once ran a red light in font of a cop, but was free to go after oralizing him.
13 actually. The person below isn't staring at an RNLI calendar wondering whether to turn it over to July now or in the morning.
I'm so anal retentive I'll probably change it back and forth throughout the day...
The person below me thinks Steven Spielberg's cinematic masterpiece was "Hook"
and so!!! robin williams deserved an oscar!
the person below me thinks the person above him is pretty swell
because of his romantic avatar
the person below likes to walk in the rain without protective gear while singing / screaming / yelling something romantic.
