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This will either die a very quick death or will see shameful multiple posting ;) Depends on what you put really.....who has insight?

The person below me is using a computer at work to post messages.

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The person below me is wet working in the rain now :D

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did you see them ?!?!?

the person below me is in need of a drink ...

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the person four below me is a plastic scotch bloke!

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The person below me has been sick with the flu for nearly six weeks now (and counting).

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:dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:

The person below me is NOT listening to New Order right now

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The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.

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Originally posted by Green The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.

:nod: The person below has performed Oral sex on a squirrel.

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Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Green> The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.

:nod: The person below has performed Oral sex on a squirrel.

It wasn't a squirrel ! Anyway, what were you doing watching ?

The person below me shouldn't have been there, he hadn't paid the admission fee.

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the sign said sex show this way. if i'd known....

the person below me used to be a man.

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Originally posted by BCE > Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Green> The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.

:nod: The person below has performed Oral sex on a squirrel.

It wasn't a squirrel ! Anyway, what were you doing watching ?

The person below me shouldn't have been there, he hadn't paid the admission fee.

Whatever it was, it definitely had a hairy bush.

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the person below me danced naked for the Queen

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And now she just can't stop calling me at my work. The person below me passed a night at Michael Jackson's house.

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and now i can just kick myself! I missed a chance to make an easy 20 million. The person below me never attended a Yanni concert.

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Originally posted by Hink Wavesass© > Originally posted by BCE > Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Green> The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.

:nod: The person below has performed Oral sex on a squirrel.

It wasn't a squirrel ! Anyway, what were you doing watching ?

The person below me shouldn't have been there, he hadn't paid the admission fee.

Whatever it was, it definitely had a hairy bush.

That might of been funny if squirrel's tails were called bushes instead of brushes.

Insert dumbass smiley of choice....:scratch:

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The person below me loves N'Sync and hates the hell New Order and Joy Division.

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goddammit...my dirty little secret is revealed!

The person below me thinks it's cool to watch identical twin contortionists from Mongolia.

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Yep especially on location in Mongolia!

The person below hasn't had sex since "Get Ready'.

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Originally posted by Positone Yep especially on location in Mongolia!The person below hasn't had sex since "Get Ready'.

Nap, since Unknown Pleasures.

The person below me was abducted by aliens and submmited to the strangest sex experiences since the high school.

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Yes, but it was sooooo much fun

and the person below me likes to have wide mouth bass perform oral sex on them

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Originally posted by PIP (I need RUM, lots of RUM!!!!) Yes, but it was sooooo much funand the person below me likes to have wide mouth bass perform oral sex on them

I suppose one can take it where they get it......:eek: at least they never talk back :lol:

The person below me is wishing that it was payday, so that they could afford to buy their own wide mouth bass.

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Bass comes in a wide mouth bottle??? I must find some when I get paid...

the person below me is a sadistic pedophile

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What can I say, I like fresh meat!!:sex:

My fellow bellow hunts Sasquach and Bigfoot as a hobby.

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Hobby...nooo...its my full time job!

and the person below me likes to suck their own toes at night

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Well, there have been reported sightings in our area, so that makes some sense, though watch out for some of the local inbreds in the outlying areas :skeptic:

I know that the person below me is waiting for the weekend, so the weekday drudgery will become something else entirely.

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Yeah pretty much. The person below me has a flatworm infestation in their bedroom.

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flatworms??? hell...I thought they were pretty little ribbons

the person below me needs a drink...

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I had to take this one :lol:

the person below me is very shy

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I'm not shy...I'm just very quiet...

the person below me needs to....

win the lottery

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