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The doctors said it was a miracle I survived with little or no gas...:shrug:

The person below me thinks Rush Limbaugh is still a big, fat idiot, nevermind his weight loss :nod:

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If you look "big, fat idiot" up in the dictionary, they've got a picture of Rush Limbaugh for the definition.

The person below me thinks David Hasselhoff defines Hollywood talent.

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You were just waiting for me to respond, weren't you?! Well, I made you wait all this time...and yes, David does represent the pinnacle of Hollywood talent (when compared to such luminaries as Anson Williams, the guy who played "Rerun", and Willie Aames)

The person below me hasn't been able to sleep for days, for fear of missing yet another Carrot-Top "1-800-Collect" commercial.

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If I ever see that little chimp Carrot Top, I'm going to personally castrate him--in public, if at all possible.

On a lighter note, the person below me is mad as hell and he's not going to take this anymore!

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im only mad as hell because people keep assuming that the next poster will be a he!

and the person below me has a large collection of macaroni art on display in their home.

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ahhh childhood, the problem is that i think i ate at least half the macaroni before putting it on the paper

the person below me saw Gigli (maybe this will kill this thread :D )

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nope...they were sold out!!!!

the person below me won't bring me a beer!

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Sundays are dry in the Upstate, what can I do? :shrug:

The person below me is standing on the corner, suitcase in their hand...

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and i'm heading to omaha baby

the person below me thinks the end of the world is near

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I get all of my news from that Mexican-looking guy on the Christian World Report TV show on whatever channel it is, so yes, the world is always about to end.

The person below me doesn't roll on Saturday.

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I roll on Tuesday

The person below me illegitimately fathered a Romanian child last winter

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WTF??

the person below me may understand it when i say "its the easter bunny, and is he ever pissed!?!?"

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I pissed off the easter bunny by eating all his candy.

The person below me had wild affairs on a boat on the Danube with the Romanian dictator Ceausescu

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the person below me agrees with me when i say the person above me is obviously taking a European History class for Summer School.

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The person below me will hate me for finding this :D

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you can say that again!

the person below me doesn't want me to lock this thread up!

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I actually do want this thread locked up, but the reason for me digging it up was to just point out you did not lock up the third thread of the trinity of annoying threads (3 word story, person above me, person below me)

The person below me will fight to keep the thread alive

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fine...this one is done!

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