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Unfortunately Danny Elfman hasn't mated with a woman, so he has no daughters...or does he?!

The person below me once described Bob Denver and Alan Hale, Jr., as "television's first openly gay couple". :love2:

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Why else would they have gotten themselves "stranded" on a tropical isle after a 3 hour tour? Social mores, baby!

The person below me thinks Don and ShugZV are OMIGOD sooooooooooo sexy!

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since no one else is posting I will take the freedom of ignoring the post above to keep this thread alive :laugh:; no one wants to admit to that statement

the person below me wishes he had his/her own tv show on FOX

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What are you talking about "wishing"? Maybe you've never heard of a little show called "Futurama"? Yeah, that show was based on me. I should own the intellectual property to it, but someone dicked me out of it.

The person below me wishes he had a great time in Seattle this weekend.

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I did...but im pretty sure im not a "he".....need to check I guess :lol:

and I did not enjoy the post above making fun of what I said about Don and Shuggy...I think someone is just upset that I didnt say it about him :cry: besides, all of the boys I've met on this trip have been just lovely!!! See what happens when you try to say something nice about someone:nonono:

the person below me thinks that joy can only be found in a tub of jello

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As long as I am in the tub of jello, and some one else is in w/ me, there is joy in the jello

The person below me would flirt w/ the Koolaid man

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is that a 'certain someone' or is it more like an open invitation for your jello bath party? i might have to take you up on that. :laugh:

the person below me dreams of being shipwrecked with justin timberlake

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Because it beats being shipwrecked with Gilligan and the Skipper. At least Justin will bring an assortment of fine distractions to while away the tropical days and nights.

The person below me needs a drink.

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i do need a drink.

the person below me wishes he was a member of the boards of canada.

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damn straight I love Canadians (hockey, French, eh)

The person above me will move to Timbuktu with me

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I would move to Timbuktu with you, HAD you asked ME (the person below you), instead of the person above you. Dude- Weren't you fired for this?!? :lol:

The person below me is WAY too smart to be posting foolishness here.

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i am, but i keep coming back, so I guess I'm not that smart

the person below me understands the rigors of posting and what I suffer from. :(

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The man just keeps giving and giving and giving...

The person below me wants my autograph.

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Damn I;d be honored if you would give me ur signature

The person below me would purchase blue order's autograph for a mere 50 dollars

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Is that in australian dollars Tristan? The person below me will shed light on why Richard's autograph is so valuable.

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Actually I was looking for 50 Canadian dollars, and his autograph is so valuable since evryone wants it

The person below me thinks Joan Rivers still looks 40 years old

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Nah, she's a 70 year old with one to many face-lifts (yuk). The person below me will notice i have decided to call myself by my nickname, have changed my signature (the lyrics are from what song i wonder) and have changed my avatar from a H.R. Giger to a Salvador Dali (sorry about the size of said avatar, it will shrink in a day of two).

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i have noticed all these things. i now know that (at least at this very moment) that giger & dali have, not only the same style, but have painted the same picture!

the person below me has been caught sniffing glue by a significant other

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I didn't have a significant other when I was five, but i guess me kindergarten teacher can count

The person below me is posting to keep this thread alive

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we rezahrektid this thread. fresh like jesus from the cave!

did you go to kindergarten in chatsworth, too? superior street, germain, or chatsworth elementary?

the person below me "will never understand my marxist ways"

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I don't even know the meaning of the word Marxist...

the person below me was not at the Celtic match last night...

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(I went to elementary in the Antelope valley (Palmdale and Lancaster), but I did go to Lawrence for Middle School) No I wasn't, but that doesn't mean that I couldn't enjoy the shutout.

The person below me wants to sit atop the Green Monster in Fenway Park

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You must have mistaken me for someone else, for I shall never let my bottom near something known as the Green Monster.

The person below me listens to t.a.T.u. for the music alone.

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of course! who likes hot lesbian teenagers touching themselves?

the person below me just realized he/she can´t :sex: without someone else

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I'm very elastic... The person below me was Uday's pimp

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is it okay to talk about the recently deceased like that, even if he was saddam's kid? i guess so...

the person below me thinks i need a haircut.

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And a body shave.

The person below me mimes in the bedroom mirror to t.a.T.u.

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Yup, I do. Allegedly.

The person below me loves any movies with all-midget casts.

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Terror Of Tiny Town is great; an all-midget western where they walk under the saloon doors and ride ponies instead of horses. Wait, it's really not that great, just an amusing idea for a movie that is good for a laugh the first time round. :nuts:

The person below me has unfortunately probably never heard of Survival Research Laboratories.

S.R.L.

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