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I do come from a west end toen, but I am not a west end girl, and I am Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables

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dude, you are so fired. :D

the person below me agrees that tristan needs to be fired.

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yes, if Tristan can't finish his posts, he does, indeed, need to be fired.

The person below me wishes to finish my laundry for me!

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but the bill would be so big for sending the clothes to Argentina and back that it just don´t make any sense.

the person below me is so sleepy right now.... :sleep:

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I like to leave my posts open for your creative desires :D, or maybe I'm subconciously just trying to kill this thread, and I am extremely sleepy.

The person below me hates me right now

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Yeah, cause he gave me :nonono: in the footie thread cause I said I was a fan of Spurs; either that, or cause he was a Lakers fan ;) (Don't worry, the Blazers ceased to be interesting about a decade ago :lol: )

The person below me is fond of playing nude Twister.

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Nude twister would be interesting if and only if it would be with good looking women, otherwise I'd fall on purpose nad get the hell out of the game.

The person below me can't wait to see Man U fail next year

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And d'you know what?? He's DEAD FUCKING RIGHT as well! (Macc Town FC Rule 4ever!) :lol: :clap: :clap: Well done that man!

I'll bet that the person below me is a potential stalker and serial killer in the making......

:skeptic:

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I could stalk Tatu :love2: and kill anyone who gets in my way :evil2: :violent2: :violent:

The person below me thinks that Lance Armstrong really deserves best male athlete at a sports awards show even though he is a juiced up biker, who had a friend that got cancer after taking the same enhancing supplements and drugs he was taking, and lance got cancer too, so he knowingly still took the same enhancers and got testicular cancer some years back. I really do not like Lance; I hope the Kazakhstani wins

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Oh no I don't!!!!

Besides, wouldn't you agree that having the same two people replying to each other's posts kind of takes the fun out of things somewhat in this context??? :D

The person below me had better frigging well not be Tristan Jayol again..... !!! lol... ;)

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hello this is Jayol, Tristan, not Tristan Jayol

The person below me, i'm guessing is shipwrecked

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Well, not quite right---but close!

The person below me prefers being called 'The Dude.'

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Apparently "the Fonz" was already taken. Who knew?:shrug:

The person below me will finally talk to that cute girl at the bookstore someday, he's just too shy to look up from the "Alternative Lifestyles" section right now... :\peek:

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that section is so enthralling!! who needs women when you have er... chisels!

"what about girls, youngman? GIRLS!"

the person below me wants to make me some coffee.

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And Portland IS a great town for coffee. Anytime you want to stop by for some, let me know.

The person below me has a secret crush on the person below the person below me.

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i'll hit you up for that coffee when i come through portland in late august. i think my band is playing in portland sometime around the 26th or 27th.

as for this crush, the person below me is mature enough to realize that there is no way i can have a crush on someone that i've never met.

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Granted, but if you did meet me, you'd surely have a crush within five minutes!

The person below me knows who the man suicided by society was.

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Yes, I received the ear yesterday... The person below me is to hydroponics what butter is to toast.

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The person above me is a leaf of hydroponically grown spinach

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The person below me once mistook his wife for a hat.

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The person below me didn't know Oliver Sachs wrote that book (but then again, neither did I!)

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who the f*ck is oliver sachs?

the person below me wants to kick tristan's ass for putting a "person above me" post in the "person below me" thread.

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Yes, it did occur to me to comment on Tristan's confusion, but perhaps an ass-beating is a bit too harsh?

Oh, and Oliver Sacks is a British neurologist working in New York who has written such books as 'The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat' and 'Awakenings' (which became a Robin Williams movie).

The person below me takes pleasure in guttin' you, boy.

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there is nothing i enjoy more than guttin' myself. and you are right, an ass-beating is WAY too harsh. i would like to retract my statement regarding kicking tristan's ass.

the person below me thinks cookie monster is sexy.

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Sexy? I guess...I could eat monster cookies all night long! Oh, wait...YECCHH!

The person below me thinks New York accents are sexy as hell.

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yes those female NY accents get me going

the person below me enjoyed the gore of Bad Boys II like I did

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Actually, it was the Gore of Depeche Mode.

The person below me uses Spam jelly as "hair product."

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It is what true Hawaiians use.

The person below me knows that animal torture, fire starting, and bedwetting are the three key warning signs that a young child may grow up to be a serial killer.

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hey I'm not a serial killer, ummm... I wasn't a bedwetter :)

The person below me wishes that next year's summer doesn't have as many action movies

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But what would summer be without movies whose ultimate goal is shit blowing up? Seriously though, Hollywood needs to lay off all the fuckin' comic book movies too. I mean gimme a fuckin' break. Hollywood is severely retarded.

The person below me wants to marry one of Danny Elfman's daughters.

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