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Yeah man, we all need to, like...mellow out man, yeah. Hey, my turn with the bong, man - this is an egalitarian society. Don't bring your capitalist, consumerist ideas in here man...umm, what were we talking about? The person below me likes to freak out squares.

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Pretty easy to do in straitlaced communities around here like Corvallis, quite a feat about 40 miles down the road in the People's Republic Of Eugene, which is a bit like Berkeley, I suppose.

The person below me can always be found quoting from episodes of Saved By The Bell.

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I love using the theme song in situations: "it's alright because we're saved by the bell"

The person below me still says "yo quiero taco bell"

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its the only spanish i know :cry: the person below me likes to dance in front of old ladies...in nothing but a top hat

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In the mid-80's I was part of a breakdance demonstration at an old age home :laugh: The person below me likes to hip hop non-stop, yo

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yeah, i like to hip hop though i don´t like hip hop ;)

the person below me is wondering how this thread has so many posts and has his/her eyes closed trying to remember the days he/she had a life out there.

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Man, when you're right, you're really right.

The person below me is bemoaning his/her existence.

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true. and also thinking about the word "being". i´m getting a little too much existencialist! :D

the person below me just don´t care what i say. he/she´ll post anyway. look!

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you were right i don't care

the person below me believes that Shamu or Keiko would make a tasty treat

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i come to understand that they taste like chicken...

the person below me will tell me something about myself that i never knew.

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you didn't know that you were the illegitimate son of Zsa Zsa Gabor and a male prostitute

The person below has a wirder cultural background than me (French/Afghan/Saudi)

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Well, close anyway (Scottish, Engerlish, Swiss). Hm...maybe not then.

The person below me is an amputee wannabe.

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being an amputee would lower my weight, plus I could make cool stories

the person below me wish he/ she was part of the French Legion

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does being part of the french legion mean i have to leave my city?

the person below me makes better grilled cheese sandwiches than i do.

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You perfectly know I do. I make my grilled cheese sandwiches with dense white bread, colby jack cheese, with some ham slices inside, and the whole thing crisps in oil on my griddle pan, yum

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The person below me will be able to respond better than I, because the PERSON ABOVE ME FORGOT TO FINISH HIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The person below me secretly listens to Celine Dion.

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HEY!!!! don't forget Shania Twain and Sarah McLachlan as well, buddy! I need something to balance out my brain after blasting Das Schaben by Einsturezende Neubauten at full blast.

The person below me doesn't think that Blixa Bargeld is above us mere mortals.

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of course :thumb: ...

damn i did forget to finish the post ok, the person below me has been part of Trigger Happy TV

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Yes, the support group for cross-dressing serial killers really saved my life. The person below me was at the sermon on the mount.

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mount of what? me, sermon, hah!

the person below me started praying because of Pat Robertson's recent comments (we should pray in order for conservatives to take places in the Court that should be vacated by liberals) concerning his wishes for the Supreme Court and how to achieve them

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Yeah, I've been praying that my god will finally toast that little shit Robertson with a massive lightning bolt.

The person below me thinks that manners and etiquite were created as tools to separate the lower classes from the upper classes, and therefore should be discarded entirely.

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Absolutely correct, manners and etiquette are for rich people with nothing better to do. The person below me believes in "common sense".

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Yes I do believe in Thomas Paine's common sense

The person below me wishes he were the sultan of Brunei

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yes, and i wish i were david "sultan" too :D

the person below is thinking about leaving all his/her life behind and start a new one on a desert island somewhere near Papua New Guinea.

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OMG!!! How did you know? I have always wanted to go and live with one of tribes.....and forget all my worries

The person below me thinks that redheads are sexy!!!

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they are sexy, fiesty, and everything nice; I like redheads with green eyes

the person below me has never seen an American Idol episode

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in all honesty, i have never seen an american idol episode, thanks to the fact that i NEVER watch TV (just DVD's).

the person below me wants to rock 'n' roll all night and party every day! (like gene simmons)

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You know it. Live the dream, baby, live the dream.

The person below me wonders why they call it Ovaltine instead of Roundtine.

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And what's with the kids in those commercials? Can you say "lobotomy"?

The person below wonders if this is his beautiful house, if this is his beautiful wife...

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can't be... i have an apartment, and i am not married (yet)

the person below me is from a westend town, a dead end world.

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