I do that all the time when having to do laundry, damn crappy ventilated laundry room
The person below me is an MLS fan
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an MLS fan is someone who watches Major League Soccer (the pitiful, yet improving, American soccer league)
So then, The person below me knows the american soocer league has no future? They did alright in the last world cup though.
MLS? No future? psha... i could've told you that the year before it even got off the ground. especialy since they didn't even give san diego a team.
the person below me doesn't know that the singer for red flag died a couple months ago. a true loss for san diego's music community.
No, I didn't, sorry to say; this is something I would've known about at least 5 to 10 years ago right away. You probably feel the same way I did when D.Boon of the Minutemen died in a car wreck. :(
The person below me probably didn't realize that Britney Spears was no longer a virgin! 
Yeah i did. She had a thing with that Justin Timberlake for a while. The person below me thinks Justin Timberlake's single "Rock Your Body" is a rip-off of some 70's song.
It's a ripoff of the 1979 classic "Interzone," by some band whose name escapes me.
The person below me thinks David Byrne needs to direct another movie.
i wish that this talking heads guy releases every bit of his creativity for me to enjoy
the person below me wants to be jon stewart when he gets to make fun of politicians on television
Yes...David should direct Star Wars: Episode III: Young Ani get's thrown in a tub of lava by Obi-Wan, whilest Amedalla is Impregnated with Luke and Leia, then dies of a broken heart after the emperor takes Ani from the tub of Lava and turns him into a lean mean fighting maching who kills Samuel L. Jackson, and other Jedi, but let's Obi-Wan live, but only if he hides in a desert...and he let's Yoda live, cuz he's a puppet, and it just wouldn't be right to kill a muppet, now would it? So, now after killing all the Jedi (except for two) what does the new Dark Lord of the Sith do? He starts killing Wal-mart shoppers...but wait, this takes place a long time ago, so there was now Wal-Mart...
by the way, did any of you ever wonder, if this stuff happened a long time ago, why don't we all have light sabres? or laser blasters? or space ships that can fly in hyperspace? I mean come on, these guys can fly across galaxies in the matter of minutes...whereas it takes us a couple of days just to get to the moon...
oh well, enough about David Byrne...
the person below me does not support Sheffield Wednesday, and doesn't even realize that Crystal Palace is a football team...
and dammit...don't interrupt me by posting while I'm typing a marathon response...shit!!!
I hate that Jon Stewart guy...and the person below me still does not support Sheffield Wednesday, and doesn't even realize that Crystal Palace is a football team...
I know Crystal Palace are a footy team, but why is Sheffield Wednesday called that? Do they only play on that day? The person below me shall explain all.
they formed their team on a Wednesday...and who says the English can't be original? ;)
the person below me has never been to Texas Stadium
But he has been to Stamford Bridge to watch his beloved Chelsea. The person below me is NOT a business partner of Roman Abramovich who has just "legitimately" purchased us with £140m of his £4bn "fortune".
Nope, never even been to Texas...although that may change by the end of summer.
The person below me drinks too much.......urine.
urine...well...I have heard that american beer is indeed piss...so could be...
the person below me likes Mac and cheese
sleep is for the weak...I haven't slept since...yesterday...
the person below me thinks Iio is complete rubbish, but I might have to disagree
Your correct sleep is for the weak. Sleep is evil. The person below me will explain what on earth "Iio" is.
I believe he is talking about the band Iio Check out this link for more info www.mtv.com/bands/az/iio/artist.jhtml
the person below me enjoys long walks in the nude around his local playground
I always say "Suffer the little children come unto me"...
The person below me wishes to steer this thread to a logical conclusion
I do it for purely health-related reasons, as it's good aerobic exercise to take a break from the walking and play on the jungle gym every now and again. And the nude part comes from a desire to keep properly ventilated.
The person below me, when coming to a new town for the first time, notices the little things...like the way the sky looks, the color of white paper, the way people walk, doorknobs....
Especially the doorknobs I can peer through...
The person below me bathes in chocolate pudding.
Hmm...or at least I thought it was chocolate pudding....
The person below me once flew a kite in a rainstorm because he saw it in a textbook.
Actually, I was kite-surfing in a hurricane and when the wind finally abated I found myself in Australia. The person below me is a twisted firestarter.
Yep, that's why I'm sans eyebrows.
The person below me is eagerly awaiting the new Prodigy album.
I can't wait for that garbage to seep into my ears and fester on my ear drums until they explode. 
The person below me can't wait until MTV is dead.
MTV was dead a long time ago...
the person below me is having secret sex fantasies about their boss right now 
And who wouldn't? I mean, she is a HOT lipstick lesbian!
The person below me is not concentrating on the task at hand.
And that task is: Sitting in front of the computer and typing
The person below me needs to mellow out, seriously!
