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I especially liked her quick changing appearance on Space Ghost (which, I might add, was one of the best episodes ever).

The person below me was once kicked out of the mall for wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt he made that read "I Kill Children."

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damn mall cops

The person below me thinks that the opening clip of t3 is just a refurbished altered version of arnold's bare ass from t2

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Yes, Cameron was going to squeeze it somehow into True Lies 2, but he sold it off to the production of T3 because it was just sitting around while he kept jerking himself off over the Titanic, and he needed the clip to get used onscreen before Arnold got too old and no one would believe it was really his ass anymore.

The person below me is anxiously awaiting the new Todd Solondz film.

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i've never heard of him before, but w/ a name like that how could i not want to see his next movie

th person below me is a 35 year old bum

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I just shaved about 12 years off my age, in order to look less pathetic :D

The person below me went to Germany solely to see Hasselhoff in the flesh

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I did? The person below me did.

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no i didn't, remember I went to Hollywood for that.

The person below me did

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Okay, fine, it was me, but by the time I got there David had left the stage and the Charlie Daniels Band was onstage! :jawdrop: :cry:

The person below me bears a striking resemblence to Michael J. Nelson....

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thats funny... everyone always told me that i look like JOEL!

the person below me likes to bath in jello

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that's cause I tried baked beans once, and those little beans were everywhere. :faint:

The person below is having severe regrets about not selling his soul to the devil to get ahold of that e-Bay Joy Division mega-sale.

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Yes, I was previously willing to sell my left nut for the JD stash, but now it's gotta be my soul. After all, it's not like I'm using my left nut for anything.

The person below me wonders just how many of those mothers waddling through Walmart actually intended on becoming preggers with the poor kids they haul around by the arm yelling at.

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DUDE!! i never knew the pope was psychic! (infact, he isn't distressed in that avatar picture, he is concentrating on reading your mind!)

the person below me wishes they could've gotten their hands on elizabeth shue while she was staring in the karate kid.

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Yes, but Phoebe "I Never Should've Married Kevin Kline and Opted Instead for Dave Church" Cates is higher on the list. Not to say that Ms. Shue is bad, as she still looks great today. They both do, matter of fact.

The person below me once owned a chicken that wouldn't stop dancing, until he made some delightful nuggets out of it.

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Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope but Phoebe "I Never Should've Married Kevin Kline and Opted Instead for Dave Church" Cates is higher on the list. Not to say that Ms. Shue is bad, as she still looks great today.

psychic and a blasphemer?? WOW!

(i am a bigger fan of "chicken stars")

the person below me is responsible for Ralph Macchio's son being named 'Daniel'

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Originally posted by Sean Taugher > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> but Phoebe "I Never Should've Married Kevin Kline and Opted Instead for Dave Church" Cates is higher on the list. Not to say that Ms. Shue is bad, as she still looks great today.

psychic and a blasphemer?? WOW!

(i am a bigger fan of "chicken stars")

the person below me is responsible for Ralph Macchio's son being named 'Daniel'

That's right--psychic and blasphemer. Says so on my membership card. For my next trick, I'll turn a communion wafer and some wine into the body and blood of Christ. Honestly, how logical people can believe in that transubstantiation or whatever that bullshit's called is beyond me.

As for the name Daniel, it was suggested to me telepathically by the ghost of a cat by the same name that I once owned. Although I guess it wasn't really a ghost; it was reincarnated into my current cat.

The person below me is a practicing hypocrite.

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and i do it well, damn

the person below me is sober like me :(

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Sober and sleepy :sleep:

The person below me has a shocking secret they'd like to share with their loved ones on "the Jerry Springer Show"! :nono:

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I need to tell my parents that I am a student by day and a drag queen by night :jawdrop: :smoking: :love2:

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:nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono::nonono: naughty young boy, you just killed this thread

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The person below me wishes this thread would get back on course...because his oatmeal's about done :)

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...it's all the same for betty sue: beauty contest or calf riding.

the person below me needs a swift kick in the nuts.

"what? we have to be subjugated to men?"

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i am not a drag queen, and i guess i need a kick in the nuts to get me back on track

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the person below me is not Tristan Jayol

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I am Tristan Ahmad Jayol :D

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The person below me is not eating queso as they surf the web, which Al Gore invented.

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Al Gore invented the web? bullshit. The Pentagon invented it in the sixties to allow the government to communicate with each other in case of nuclear war. The person below me thinks Russell Crow is australian.

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is he not then?

the person below me thinks mel gibson is australian

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He is an Aussie so I do think so.

The person below me loves Nutella

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Russell Crow was born in New Zealand and Mel Gibson was born in America, and No i don't love Nutella, my niece and nephew do. The person below me thinks Nicole Kidman is Australian.

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Yes, yes I do,even though she was born in Hawaii.

The person below me thinks Gibson is still na Aussie, even if he was born in the US

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