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Whenever I need to experience the ultimate in aural beauty and perfection, it has to be Britney.
The person below me was once asked if he/she was schizophrenic by someone (who obviously didn't know that schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder are two very different conditions) after speaking about him/herself as "we," but replied that he/she actually had a mouse in his/her front pocket.
ok...we are too drunk to even understand that
the person below me, should be on top of me right now 
the person below me is nowhere near as horny as the person above me was when she posted that!
a sexual predator? a sexual pervert? a sexual explorer?
you decide...
the one below me once had a seagul perch on their shoulder for a whole week in 2001
I was bored that summer, can you blame me for putting a little Super Glue on my shoulder and letting anything happen?
The person below me doesn't know Cher is a woman in drag!
Damn, I thought she was a man in drag.
a sexual predator? a sexual pervert? a sexual explorer?
you decide...
The person below me actually know what asexual means :p
Yes, I do. It's how I hope to reproduce one day since the sexual reproduction thing isn't really working out for me at the moment. I've done some experiments with binary fission, but I usually wussed out after cutting too deep.
The person below me swims upstream every year to spawn.
...and the less said about that, the better! 
The person below me once played the role of Lionel on "The Jeffersons"...
damn you must be a PI
The person below me has seen the second best film of the year T3 (second only to Matrix Reloaded)
not yet i havent, (though i dont think matrix is the best of the year by a long shot anyway) but plan on getting a time machine shortly so i could have done before i type this now.
the person below me used to have a time machine, wonder what they know about the future...
I saw these words written on stone tablets that were taken down from the mountain by the prophet......
destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late, the battles we fought were long and hard, just not to be consumed by rock n' roll...
.........I weep for the future.
The person below me will take their next vacation in Antartica.
My next vacation will be to Vegas, which has Paris, New York, and Venice; maybe they'll have an Antarctic casino when i get there.
The person below cannot get Good Charlotte's virulent song "Girls and Boys" out of his/her head
Yes, the lyrical genius and spotless musical arrangement make me weep with joy every time I hear it.
The person below me refuses to wear matching socks, for practical reasons.
...but I'm not a Communist! 
The person below me used to be Mr. T's personnal assistant, but was fired because T didn't pity them 
well, there was that and the big fight over whos jewelry was whos..
the person below me is an avid fan of ladies golf
I don't think so ! Now if the holes were anything like this ...
the person below me didn't see the Wimbledon final today
I was too busy downloading porn...erm, I mean looking for porn....erm, well, it's between me and the Lord God...
The person below me always greets the ladies with "Is that a can of mace in your purse, or are you just happy to see me?" :\pimp2:
hey that pick-up always works for me 
The person below me can't wait until Schwarzenneger becomes cal's governor 
You bet, so that he can battle Jesse Ventura for the undisputed governorship title match a la Running Man.
The person below me thinks that Kyle's mom is really a bitch.
is that the greatest Christmas show or what?!?!?
the person below me owns the worlds largest wad of gum....and hides it under their bed
Yeah well. What can I say? I've been working on it for quite some time.
The person below me wants to be in a threesome with Avril Lavigne and myself. 
Originally posted by Old Blue You hold her, I'll slap her.The person below me needs a haircut.
Fookin' right I do !! (Getting one this evening, honest guv )
The person below me has absolutely no interest in semi-professional football.
well if you can't bet on it what's the point?
the person below me has a weirtd thing for the number 26
hey I love multiples of the number 13
The person below me thinks kirsten dunst is a monkey in disguise
Nah, she's gorgeous (well in "the virgin suicides" she is) The person below me should be going to bed now to get some much needed shut eye.
Nah, not after a long and restful holiday weekend here, though I do have to get up at 4 in the morning tomorrow, it's just after 5 pm here now.
The person below me knows, much like Homer Simpson, that alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, many of life's problems.
Yes i live to that statement
The person below me thinks marge's blue hair would look sexy on bjork
