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...but not until the person below me has finished with it for his latest panda&curlywurly trick...

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DONE!

the person below me IS eating cheese while surfing Al Gore's web.

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Provolone!!

The person below me thinks I'm just a NO and JD fan. He doesn't know I'm a maniac. He doesn't know I'm close to him. He doesn't know I'll slice him in a thousand pieces the moment he posts his answer. He doesn't know... and will never know... HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Uh, my microwave soup is ready...

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Oh fuck, i'm scared now. The person below me "walks in silence".

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yeah... i've always been a loner. (don't walk away)

the person below me wants a chinchilla

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No i don't, i'm a cat person, not a dog person. However, the person below me is a dog person.

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I am a dog person as long as it's not a pecker looking dog, or anything that could knock me down, which only a pi, rott, great dane, or german shepherd could do.

The person below me is a Pomeranian

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Nah, I think we're Bavarian in origin...or Saxon...oh hell, we're from somewhere in Germany originally, that's all I know of my family history :shrug:

The person below me is in the next room...:eek3:

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Damn u caught me, I crept quietly from Chatsworth all the way to SC, home of the gamecocks :laugh:

The person below me wants to be a gamecock

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does that mean chicks will kiss me??

the person below me should live in uruguay

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yes so when ppl ask me wich country i live in i can say u-r-gay the person below me is a victim of trying to comprehend Sean Connery

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I've seen all his films and the only words I've been able to understand him saying are "Pussy Galore" :D

The person below me wants to start an online humor magazine...so I can have an outlet for my bizarre rants against Georgia peaches and the like :thumb:

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u can also rant against vidalia onions, the georgia bulldogs, Turner, the Braves, and any other Georgian product

The person below me knows what my first name means

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i spent some time at a party with some Japanese exchange students who came to San Diego to put together a "post-rock" band. they got really drunk, and walked around this party doing Sean Connery impressions. they kept saying "shun ova bitcsh!" then they all started puking in the backyard.

the person below me seems to think that tristan needs to smoke more dope :wink:

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i agree, but it costs too much money

The person below me has dope, or any other narcotic, to spare

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As long as it keeps him from studying industrial arts :thumb:

The person below me can't think of anything clever to respond with

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tristan does not realize "dope" is not a narcotic

"what about girls, young man? girls!?!?"

"no, chissel!"

the person below me wishes he could make out with wendy-lou hellcat

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Been there, done that. The person below me will meet a tall, dark stranger later today who will whisper in their ear the true whereabouts of Ian Curtis' soul.

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i wish...

the person below me is going to sing a joy division line to someone they love before sunday.

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I sing to myself, I love myself, so I'll sing to someone I love... me!

The person below me wants to dance like Ian Curtis

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Not really, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Besides, my child is an honor student at the Ian Curtis school of dance, and I got the bumpersticker to prove it.

The person below me didn't even cry when Bambi's mother died. :nonono:

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Bambi's mother died? Guess I didn't cry then.

The person below me wishes they had my porn DVD collection

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nooo...i dont like gay porn!!!

the person below me is one of those mean people who suck

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Err, I'm not that mean, and only if you ask nicely.

The person below me wishes the Butthole Surfers would bring back the naked dancing go-go girl.

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nah...I like her work with My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult much better...

the person below me thinks Barney is a great dancer

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he is an awesome dancer, he really is!

The person below me was basking in 100 degree weather like I was.

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oh...it only got to 97 here today...

the person below me does not like Red Flag

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I don't like their sound or lyrics :barf:

The person below me wants someone to kill Bill Walton in order to prevent his annoying commentating for next year

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I'd rather kill John-Boy Walton. The person below me likes sniffing armpits on the subway.

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Frightfully wonderful bouquets of odor, those!

The person below me once huffed half a pint of dry cleaning fluid in one sitting.

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