You are correct, sir!
The person below me thinks "Cannonball Run II" was the peak of Burt Reynolds' film career...
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...but I'm not a Communist! (obscure MST3K reference)
The person below me never knew real power until they were elected to the presidency of the Alan Hale Jr. Fan Club (after the previous president left town under mysterious circumstances)
i've been trying to fish it out with a pen cap, but it isn't budging!
the person below me thinks sandal-tans are sexy.
Hey I have a sandal tan right now and I know it is sexy!
The person below me wouldn't mind a piece of rebar impaled in their head right now
i don´t know what a rebar is but.... sure! why not? :D
the person below me just can´t stop surfing for porn on the internet.
Of course, but she may be a little to tart for me to eat the whole thing
The person below me is in the middle of a thunder storm right now
sorry to disapoint, but it is 78 with blue skies today on the coast.
the person below me wants to kill kittens, the twisted f*ck!
i like punk/polka. like hasselhoff, the punk/polka band from Eureka. those guys rock the socks of those pot smokin hippies up in humboldt county.
the person below me freely distributes lung cancer.
I'm getting ready for my plan to go to med school, become an oncological surgeon, and become profusely wealthy
The person below me is performing an orchestral manoeuvre in the dark
Wrong again, sir! It's bright and sunny where I am!...though I will be later on when the sun goes down. 
The person below me is thinking of running in the California recall....as the Klingon candidate
it's an idea...
the person below me knows the quadratic equation like nobody else's business!
x= -b +/- Square root of (b2 - 4(a)(c), all over a2 
The quadratic forumla, people! Bow down before it!
The person below me has "man-hands" 
Yes I can't stop watching her move her chest.
The person below me has a passion for Hilary Duff
It is, I connect with the Osbournes and Big Brother, and especially Anna Nicole
The person below me wishes that smiles would be banned from the Today Show on NBC
Why can't they be glum and despondant, like the Swedish version of the "Today Show" (directed by Ingmar Bergman, I believe)?
Max von Sydow: "On today's show, we will show you the latest summer fashions. Alcohol does not cure what ails my soul, so I will be conducting a chess game with Death later on. Now here's Al with the weather forecast..." :(
The person below me earned an Applied Arts Major in Home Economics :D
i drowned my sorrows yesterday with cheese on toast for lunch 
the person below me believes in the power of the Ouija board
Hello, my name is Morrissey.
The person below me wants to do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight.
i heard that KC is paralized...
the person below me wants to silkscreen t-shirts for my band AT NO CHARGE.
As long as you don't mind having pictures of Grand Funk Railroad on the shirts, it's a deal! 
The person below me was born a coal miner's daughter, but then shaved his legs and he was a she... :)
Loretta Lynn- stylishly outfitted in a Grand Funk Railroad T- taking a walk on the wild side?
The person below me refills the mayo jar every night.
is that what you kids are calling mastutrbation now days?
The person below me is not watching Man. U and Juventus like I am!
It's true. I'm watching T.J. Hooker...with a prostitute.
The person below me once ate a bacon and mayo sandwich.
