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The person below me is NOT listening to New Order right now
The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.
Originally posted by Green The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.
The person below has performed Oral sex on a squirrel.
Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Green> The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.
The person below has performed Oral sex on a squirrel.
It wasn't a squirrel ! Anyway, what were you doing watching ?
The person below me shouldn't have been there, he hadn't paid the admission fee.
Originally posted by BCE > Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Green> The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.
The person below has performed Oral sex on a squirrel.
It wasn't a squirrel ! Anyway, what were you doing watching ?
The person below me shouldn't have been there, he hadn't paid the admission fee.
Whatever it was, it definitely had a hairy bush.
And now she just can't stop calling me at my work. The person below me passed a night at Michael Jackson's house.
and now i can just kick myself! I missed a chance to make an easy 20 million. The person below me never attended a Yanni concert.
Originally posted by Hink Wavesass© > Originally posted by BCE > Originally posted by ShugZV©
> Originally posted by Green> The person below me is probably being paid whilst reading this thread, and site for that matter.
The person below has performed Oral sex on a squirrel.
It wasn't a squirrel ! Anyway, what were you doing watching ?
The person below me shouldn't have been there, he hadn't paid the admission fee.
Whatever it was, it definitely had a hairy bush.
That might of been funny if squirrel's tails were called bushes instead of brushes.
Insert dumbass smiley of choice....
goddammit...my dirty little secret is revealed!
The person below me thinks it's cool to watch identical twin contortionists from Mongolia.
Originally posted by Positone Yep especially on location in Mongolia!The person below hasn't had sex since "Get Ready'.
Nap, since Unknown Pleasures.
The person below me was abducted by aliens and submmited to the strangest sex experiences since the high school.
Yes, but it was sooooo much fun
and the person below me likes to have wide mouth bass perform oral sex on them
Originally posted by PIP (I need RUM, lots of RUM!!!!) Yes, but it was sooooo much funand the person below me likes to have wide mouth bass perform oral sex on them
I suppose one can take it where they get it......
at least they never talk back 
The person below me is wishing that it was payday, so that they could afford to buy their own wide mouth bass.
Bass comes in a wide mouth bottle??? I must find some when I get paid...
the person below me is a sadistic pedophile
What can I say, I like fresh meat!!:sex:
My fellow bellow hunts Sasquach and Bigfoot as a hobby.
Hobby...nooo...its my full time job!
and the person below me likes to suck their own toes at night
Well, there have been reported sightings in our area, so that makes some sense, though watch out for some of the local inbreds in the outlying areas 
I know that the person below me is waiting for the weekend, so the weekday drudgery will become something else entirely.
flatworms??? hell...I thought they were pretty little ribbons
the person below me needs a drink...
well i was pressing ctrl & delete....
the person below me once walked a tightrope between two very high buildings*
*not to scale
Originally posted by masaaki sakai well i was pressing ctrl & delete....the person below me once walked a tightrope between two very high buildings**not to scale
Good stuff, that acid.
The person below me is glad that they aren't below me in the flesh 
I had never been below anything "male". And you wouldn't be the first!!
The person below me thinks Jackass is the most intelligent comedy show ever done...
...either that or the Tom Green Show.
The person below me will be helping to design a new class of fighter jets for the RAF, RCAF and USAF.
HEY...that is supposed to be top secret!!!
the person below me has a rather large collection of rubber ducks
You promised you'd never tell!!!
The person below force-breeds their pet ferrets (both male).
The only sensible way for us (see above) to use the microwave oven is for that purpose: gender change and multiplying offspring.
The person below visits the queen at least once a week.
til that pesky restraining order.
the person below me makes models of rodin statues out of rotten luncheon meat
Well, that's one way to get rid of the returns that some of our customers make>
The person below me is fervently hoping that they didn't accidentally put one of their, ahem, "home movies" in the box they returned to the video store this morning.
Damn is that where that went?????? my wife is gonna kill me when she finds out I've been messing around with my gay lover! Well, I expect a cut of the profits when this tapes sell two copies.
The person below me enjoys walks on the beach, romantic dinners, and dancing with chickens
I love walks on the beach; I like dinners whether they r romantic or not, plus with the way I dance, the only thing I would be allowed to dance with would probably be a chicken. The person below me would be willing to below me (SNL: Jeopardy, Sean Connery's answer and wager to Final Jep)
It's true, but you'd have to at least buy me dinner first.
The person below me once had a dream about harpooning a white whale but woke up to find a peg-legged sea captain penetrating them with a long-handled plumbing instrument.
ayy, and now i'm ready to dance the hempen jig. it's me and davy jones, i'm no' a lass
the person below me has a sticky keyboard and it's not from eating honey out of the jar
Well my girlfriend came over and.. Well, sometimes things just can't wait for a better place you know?
The person below me is the God of Fuck. :)
(Marilyn Manson rules)
hmmmmmm...I never knew that title had been bestowed upon me...no wonder I have all these women hanging around me all the time..
and Marilyn Manson, is that Charles' wife???
the person below me should buy me a beer...
I think I have before
and the person below me needs to come take out my trash.oh, and make me a rum and coke
but I'm not a licensed bartender! 
The person below me could stand to lose some weight.....around the ankles! :p
You're damn right I do....wait, do gladiator movies count?
The person below me is a closet Gino Vanelli fan
And Julio Iglesias, too!!!
The person below me is the most beautiful, intelligent and dickest guy I had ever known.
Originally posted by Mr. Daybreak And Julio Iglesias, too!!!The person below me is the most beautiful, intelligent and dickest guy I had ever known.
And the person beloww has a complete collection of "Automan" recorded on tape.
Bloody hell, it's like you know my every initimate detail!
The person below me can't drive 55
as long as we go our seperate ways after....:D
The person below me is planning on throwing their hat into the Democratic presidential race...
and i will admit i did inhale, i just forgot to exhale :(
the person below me is not getting laid
Stop reading my online diary ("Horny Harry strikes out again", entry for June 13)! :p
The person below me really misses Crystal Pepsi
Originally posted by Iain Curtis and i will admit i did inhale, i just forgot to exhale :(the person below me is not getting laid
SINCE UNKNOWN PLEASURES, I SAID BEFORE!!
The person below me has four fingers in the left hand and is not a President.
but only because the wizard of oz is my favorite movie
the person below me overpaid their taxes and didn't get a refund
Of course I overpay taxes especially with the high sales tax in L.A. The person below me thinks Monica Lewinsky is a hottie
who doesn't?
every holes a goal! kick on!
The person below me thinks that dungarees are cool
It wouldn't be the first time I've been raped, only this time it's by the government!
The person below me once witnessed a man beating an old woman with his prosthetic leg.
Family reunions just haven't been the same since Grandpa's manslaughter conviction!
The person below me is considering a military coup in Canada
What can I say? Perhaps I loved the South Park movie a little too much. Blame Canada, they're not even a real country anyway!*
*just a joke to my dear Canadian friends.
The person below me doesn't have a drinking problem, cause they can drink as much as they want to.
Exactly....so what if I ran that school bus off the side of the mountain? I didn't have ENOUGH booze that day, my nerves weren't steady...
The person below me has crabs....for pets
for some reason, the girls don't find them as adorable as a puppy. For some reason when I show off my crabs, it usually followed by a slap in the face.
The person below me has no problem with same sex marriages, with animals.
Like I always say, racoons and badgers should stay with their own kind! 
The person below me had to go, they just remembered they left their cat in the toilet as punishment
Yeah, he will never share his food with the rats again.
The person below me is watching a special program at MTV starring Kraftwerk.
No, not "Kraftwerk", but "craft work" by Freddie Prinze, Jr.
The person below has never seen a complete episode of "H.R. Pufenstuf"
I'm proud to say I've never seen an episode of that trash :)
The person below me thinks The Hulk had a great story line
and the end, where he's hitchhiking and no one will pick him up....
The person below me thinks the whole Ashton Kutcher-Demi Moore hook-up is just a publicity stunt
I absolutely agree. I just hope they have kids; now that would be interesting
The person below me noticed that Brittany Murphy looked like a tramp from Rocky Horror, on that episode of SNL last night
Brittany Murphy is a MAN, baby! Yeah! :barf:
The person below me likes to blast "Come Sail Away" at three in the morning to wake up their neighbors
The person below bought a Casio keyboard, 10 telephones and invited three schoolmates to (try) play "the telephone call".
i have no blooming idea what that is, daybreak, but i can safely say that i do not have a casio keyboard.
the person below me fancies the pants off of steve irwin.
But I'm not gay!.....nevermind my tendency to post pics of Hasselhoff and Yanni
The person below me thinks Walt Disney's head was cryogenically frozen...and served as fish sticks at Walt Disney World theme park.
Damn I do it came from my encounters with the ditry, violated, used crotch of Pam Anderson
The person below me is a pervert
Hey!!! perversion involves children and animals; anything else is fair game
The person below me has fantasies involving Rosanne Barr and a tub of mayonaise.
Yeah I do. I heard she makes the best potato salad.
The person below me is secretly involved in a conspiracy to assasinate the vice president with chickens.
Yes, I fry the chickens and serve them to the Vice-President, hopefully resulting in (this time) a fatal coronary incident.
The person below me once ran a red light in font of a cop, but was free to go after oralizing him.
13 actually. The person below isn't staring at an RNLI calendar wondering whether to turn it over to July now or in the morning.
I'm so anal retentive I'll probably change it back and forth throughout the day...
The person below me thinks Steven Spielberg's cinematic masterpiece was "Hook"
and so!!! robin williams deserved an oscar!
the person below me thinks the person above him is pretty swell
because of his romantic avatar
the person below likes to walk in the rain without protective gear while singing / screaming / yelling something romantic.
Originally posted by Positone because of his romantic avatar the person below likes to walk in the rain without protective gear while singing / screaming / yelling something romantic.
I'm sinnnnnnnnnnging in the rain. I'm sinnnnnnnnng in the rain, because I'm haaaaaaaaaappy, again.
The person below likes to dance naked in the front of the mirror.
Hmmm. I thought I was ALONE!
The person below me took a college course on "The Difference Between Shit and Shinola."
Actually I like dancing naked in public, but a mirror works too. The person below me thinks Cher looks good with her paralyzed face
...and apparently needs a refresher course!
She damn well does, especially with her lips frozen in "that" position...
The person below me thinks I'm hung like Einstein and smart as a horse!
well...my mom can't be here...so I will just have to agree with you in her honor...
the person below me wishes they had a penguin in their bathroom!!!!
yes, but only if he will clean my toilet
and the person below me thinks that the earth is flat!
Well, it sure FEELS flat when I'm passed out on the floor!
The person below me made a "special friend" out of assorted fruits and vegetables.
Only, after watching Seinfeld and discovering that "special friends" made of pasta are not very comfortable!
The person below me will set off all of their fireworks in one big go this Friday.
i have no fireworks but i will set off one spring loaded confetti shooter.
The person below me is as lame as I am.
Sitting in front of the computer right now, with scores of naked women and booze behind me, I can't really argue with that.
The person below me is an undercover agent for the Northwestern Liberian People's Armada.
Northwestern Liberian People's Armada? splitters! i'm in the peoples armada of northwestern librarians
the person below me likes to freeze vegetables to use in weird & whacky ways
Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it!
The person below me will not be spending 5K on ebay to get an instant JD collection.
Originally posted by Goodfella who doesn't?
I don't.
The person below me is very unhappy that the one-day cricket has been rained off today. Well, I am.
Hell I'm unhappy, I don't want to watch the hulk, I mean Williams sisters win at Wimbledon.
The person below me thinks Chester Bennington is a rock god
And yet I have no clue who he is....
The person below me thinks "Zapped!" is the pinnacle of western civilization...:D
I do, Yes I do!
The person below me knows that Chester Bennington is the lead singer for Linkin Park
Unfortunately for him, I responded first! :D
The person below me thinks weathermen have the cleverest names...
I do I just love the name Johnny Mountain, who is the weatherman of KABC.
The person below me thinks Christina Aguilera is a pure virgin.
she's not??? you mean she's a whore like Britney...damn...
the person below me smokes something...
I must because I'm high on life... ok I'll stop this unnecessary giddiness.
The person below me thinks a big mac and coke is a gourmet meal
check the avatar - the clues are all there!
the person below me used to go out with the new big brother contestant when she was a man!
Hey the person had a hole so I was fine.
The person below me is happy when Katie Couric smiles
Arafat and Sharon could be pile-driving each other on the "Today" set, but as soon as Katie smiles they'd forget all this silly business about "who gets the Holy Land?"...
The person below me is stalking Frank Stallone...:D
The only way'd you know that would be if you were doing it too :)
The person below me has a Britney Spears CD
Whenever I need to experience the ultimate in aural beauty and perfection, it has to be Britney.
The person below me was once asked if he/she was schizophrenic by someone (who obviously didn't know that schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder are two very different conditions) after speaking about him/herself as "we," but replied that he/she actually had a mouse in his/her front pocket.
ok...we are too drunk to even understand that
the person below me, should be on top of me right now 
the person below me is nowhere near as horny as the person above me was when she posted that!
a sexual predator? a sexual pervert? a sexual explorer?
you decide...
the one below me once had a seagul perch on their shoulder for a whole week in 2001
I was bored that summer, can you blame me for putting a little Super Glue on my shoulder and letting anything happen?
The person below me doesn't know Cher is a woman in drag!
Damn, I thought she was a man in drag.
a sexual predator? a sexual pervert? a sexual explorer?
you decide...
The person below me actually know what asexual means :p
Yes, I do. It's how I hope to reproduce one day since the sexual reproduction thing isn't really working out for me at the moment. I've done some experiments with binary fission, but I usually wussed out after cutting too deep.
The person below me swims upstream every year to spawn.
...and the less said about that, the better!
The person below me once played the role of Lionel on "The Jeffersons"...
damn you must be a PI
The person below me has seen the second best film of the year T3 (second only to Matrix Reloaded)
not yet i havent, (though i dont think matrix is the best of the year by a long shot anyway) but plan on getting a time machine shortly so i could have done before i type this now.
the person below me used to have a time machine, wonder what they know about the future...
I saw these words written on stone tablets that were taken down from the mountain by the prophet......
destroy your safe and happy lives before it is too late, the battles we fought were long and hard, just not to be consumed by rock n' roll...
.........I weep for the future.
The person below me will take their next vacation in Antartica.
My next vacation will be to Vegas, which has Paris, New York, and Venice; maybe they'll have an Antarctic casino when i get there.
The person below cannot get Good Charlotte's virulent song "Girls and Boys" out of his/her head
Yes, the lyrical genius and spotless musical arrangement make me weep with joy every time I hear it.
The person below me refuses to wear matching socks, for practical reasons.
...but I'm not a Communist! 
The person below me used to be Mr. T's personnal assistant, but was fired because T didn't pity them 
well, there was that and the big fight over whos jewelry was whos..
the person below me is an avid fan of ladies golf
I don't think so ! Now if the holes were anything like this ...
the person below me didn't see the Wimbledon final today
I was too busy downloading porn...erm, I mean looking for porn....erm, well, it's between me and the Lord God...
The person below me always greets the ladies with "Is that a can of mace in your purse, or are you just happy to see me?" :\pimp2:
hey that pick-up always works for me
The person below me can't wait until Schwarzenneger becomes cal's governor 
You bet, so that he can battle Jesse Ventura for the undisputed governorship title match a la Running Man.
The person below me thinks that Kyle's mom is really a bitch.
is that the greatest Christmas show or what?!?!?
the person below me owns the worlds largest wad of gum....and hides it under their bed
Yeah well. What can I say? I've been working on it for quite some time.
The person below me wants to be in a threesome with Avril Lavigne and myself. 
Originally posted by Old Blue You hold her, I'll slap her.The person below me needs a haircut.
Fookin' right I do !! (Getting one this evening, honest guv )
The person below me has absolutely no interest in semi-professional football.
well if you can't bet on it what's the point?
the person below me has a weirtd thing for the number 26
hey I love multiples of the number 13
The person below me thinks kirsten dunst is a monkey in disguise
Nah, she's gorgeous (well in "the virgin suicides" she is) The person below me should be going to bed now to get some much needed shut eye.
Nah, not after a long and restful holiday weekend here, though I do have to get up at 4 in the morning tomorrow, it's just after 5 pm here now.
The person below me knows, much like Homer Simpson, that alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, many of life's problems.
Yes i live to that statement
The person below me thinks marge's blue hair would look sexy on bjork
I especially liked her quick changing appearance on Space Ghost (which, I might add, was one of the best episodes ever).
The person below me was once kicked out of the mall for wearing a Dead Kennedys shirt he made that read "I Kill Children."
damn mall cops
The person below me thinks that the opening clip of t3 is just a refurbished altered version of arnold's bare ass from t2
Yes, Cameron was going to squeeze it somehow into True Lies 2, but he sold it off to the production of T3 because it was just sitting around while he kept jerking himself off over the Titanic, and he needed the clip to get used onscreen before Arnold got too old and no one would believe it was really his ass anymore.
The person below me is anxiously awaiting the new Todd Solondz film.
i've never heard of him before, but w/ a name like that how could i not want to see his next movie
th person below me is a 35 year old bum
I just shaved about 12 years off my age, in order to look less pathetic :D
The person below me went to Germany solely to see Hasselhoff in the flesh
Okay, fine, it was me, but by the time I got there David had left the stage and the Charlie Daniels Band was onstage!
The person below me bears a striking resemblence to Michael J. Nelson....
thats funny... everyone always told me that i look like JOEL!
the person below me likes to bath in jello
that's cause I tried baked beans once, and those little beans were everywhere. 
The person below is having severe regrets about not selling his soul to the devil to get ahold of that e-Bay Joy Division mega-sale.
Yes, I was previously willing to sell my left nut for the JD stash, but now it's gotta be my soul. After all, it's not like I'm using my left nut for anything.
The person below me wonders just how many of those mothers waddling through Walmart actually intended on becoming preggers with the poor kids they haul around by the arm yelling at.
DUDE!! i never knew the pope was psychic! (infact, he isn't distressed in that avatar picture, he is concentrating on reading your mind!)
the person below me wishes they could've gotten their hands on elizabeth shue while she was staring in the karate kid.
Yes, but Phoebe "I Never Should've Married Kevin Kline and Opted Instead for Dave Church" Cates is higher on the list. Not to say that Ms. Shue is bad, as she still looks great today. They both do, matter of fact.
The person below me once owned a chicken that wouldn't stop dancing, until he made some delightful nuggets out of it.
Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope but Phoebe "I Never Should've Married Kevin Kline and Opted Instead for Dave Church" Cates is higher on the list. Not to say that Ms. Shue is bad, as she still looks great today.
psychic and a blasphemer?? WOW!
(i am a bigger fan of "chicken stars")
the person below me is responsible for Ralph Macchio's son being named 'Daniel'
Originally posted by Sean Taugher > Originally posted by His Holiness, The Pope> but Phoebe "I Never Should've Married Kevin Kline and Opted Instead for Dave Church" Cates is higher on the list. Not to say that Ms. Shue is bad, as she still looks great today.
psychic and a blasphemer?? WOW!
(i am a bigger fan of "chicken stars")
the person below me is responsible for Ralph Macchio's son being named 'Daniel'
That's right--psychic and blasphemer. Says so on my membership card. For my next trick, I'll turn a communion wafer and some wine into the body and blood of Christ. Honestly, how logical people can believe in that transubstantiation or whatever that bullshit's called is beyond me.
As for the name Daniel, it was suggested to me telepathically by the ghost of a cat by the same name that I once owned. Although I guess it wasn't really a ghost; it was reincarnated into my current cat.
The person below me is a practicing hypocrite.
Sober and sleepy 
The person below me has a shocking secret they'd like to share with their loved ones on "the Jerry Springer Show"! 
The person below me wishes this thread would get back on course...because his oatmeal's about done :)
...it's all the same for betty sue: beauty contest or calf riding.
the person below me needs a swift kick in the nuts.
"what? we have to be subjugated to men?"
Al Gore invented the web? bullshit. The Pentagon invented it in the sixties to allow the government to communicate with each other in case of nuclear war. The person below me thinks Russell Crow is australian.
Russell Crow was born in New Zealand and Mel Gibson was born in America, and No i don't love Nutella, my niece and nephew do. The person below me thinks Nicole Kidman is Australian.
Yes, yes I do,even though she was born in Hawaii.
The person below me thinks Gibson is still na Aussie, even if he was born in the US
...but not until the person below me has finished with it for his latest panda&curlywurly trick...
Provolone!!
The person below me thinks I'm just a NO and JD fan. He doesn't know I'm a maniac. He doesn't know I'm close to him. He doesn't know I'll slice him in a thousand pieces the moment he posts his answer. He doesn't know... and will never know... HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Uh, my microwave soup is ready...
No i don't, i'm a cat person, not a dog person. However, the person below me is a dog person.
I am a dog person as long as it's not a pecker looking dog, or anything that could knock me down, which only a pi, rott, great dane, or german shepherd could do.
The person below me is a Pomeranian
Nah, I think we're Bavarian in origin...or Saxon...oh hell, we're from somewhere in Germany originally, that's all I know of my family history
The person below me is in the next room...
Damn u caught me, I crept quietly from Chatsworth all the way to SC, home of the gamecocks 
The person below me wants to be a gamecock
yes so when ppl ask me wich country i live in i can say u-r-gay the person below me is a victim of trying to comprehend Sean Connery
I've seen all his films and the only words I've been able to understand him saying are "Pussy Galore" :D
The person below me wants to start an online humor magazine...so I can have an outlet for my bizarre rants against Georgia peaches and the like
u can also rant against vidalia onions, the georgia bulldogs, Turner, the Braves, and any other Georgian product
The person below me knows what my first name means
i spent some time at a party with some Japanese exchange students who came to San Diego to put together a "post-rock" band. they got really drunk, and walked around this party doing Sean Connery impressions. they kept saying "shun ova bitcsh!" then they all started puking in the backyard.
the person below me seems to think that tristan needs to smoke more dope
i agree, but it costs too much money
The person below me has dope, or any other narcotic, to spare
As long as it keeps him from studying industrial arts
The person below me can't think of anything clever to respond with
tristan does not realize "dope" is not a narcotic
"what about girls, young man? girls!?!?"
"no, chissel!"
the person below me wishes he could make out with wendy-lou hellcat
Been there, done that. The person below me will meet a tall, dark stranger later today who will whisper in their ear the true whereabouts of Ian Curtis' soul.
i wish...
the person below me is going to sing a joy division line to someone they love before sunday.
I sing to myself, I love myself, so I'll sing to someone I love... me!
The person below me wants to dance like Ian Curtis
Not really, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. Besides, my child is an honor student at the Ian Curtis school of dance, and I got the bumpersticker to prove it.
The person below me didn't even cry when Bambi's mother died. 
Bambi's mother died? Guess I didn't cry then.
The person below me wishes they had my porn DVD collection
Err, I'm not that mean, and only if you ask nicely.
The person below me wishes the Butthole Surfers would bring back the naked dancing go-go girl.
nah...I like her work with My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult much better...
the person below me thinks Barney is a great dancer
he is an awesome dancer, he really is!
The person below me was basking in 100 degree weather like I was.
I don't like their sound or lyrics :barf:
The person below me wants someone to kill Bill Walton in order to prevent his annoying commentating for next year
Frightfully wonderful bouquets of odor, those!
The person below me once huffed half a pint of dry cleaning fluid in one sitting.
I do that all the time when having to do laundry, damn crappy ventilated laundry room
The person below me is an MLS fan
an MLS fan is someone who watches Major League Soccer (the pitiful, yet improving, American soccer league)
So then, The person below me knows the american soocer league has no future? They did alright in the last world cup though.
MLS? No future? psha... i could've told you that the year before it even got off the ground. especialy since they didn't even give san diego a team.
the person below me doesn't know that the singer for red flag died a couple months ago. a true loss for san diego's music community.
No, I didn't, sorry to say; this is something I would've known about at least 5 to 10 years ago right away. You probably feel the same way I did when D.Boon of the Minutemen died in a car wreck. :(
The person below me probably didn't realize that Britney Spears was no longer a virgin!
Yeah i did. She had a thing with that Justin Timberlake for a while. The person below me thinks Justin Timberlake's single "Rock Your Body" is a rip-off of some 70's song.
It's a ripoff of the 1979 classic "Interzone," by some band whose name escapes me.
The person below me thinks David Byrne needs to direct another movie.
i wish that this talking heads guy releases every bit of his creativity for me to enjoy
the person below me wants to be jon stewart when he gets to make fun of politicians on television
Yes...David should direct Star Wars: Episode III: Young Ani get's thrown in a tub of lava by Obi-Wan, whilest Amedalla is Impregnated with Luke and Leia, then dies of a broken heart after the emperor takes Ani from the tub of Lava and turns him into a lean mean fighting maching who kills Samuel L. Jackson, and other Jedi, but let's Obi-Wan live, but only if he hides in a desert...and he let's Yoda live, cuz he's a puppet, and it just wouldn't be right to kill a muppet, now would it? So, now after killing all the Jedi (except for two) what does the new Dark Lord of the Sith do? He starts killing Wal-mart shoppers...but wait, this takes place a long time ago, so there was now Wal-Mart...
by the way, did any of you ever wonder, if this stuff happened a long time ago, why don't we all have light sabres? or laser blasters? or space ships that can fly in hyperspace? I mean come on, these guys can fly across galaxies in the matter of minutes...whereas it takes us a couple of days just to get to the moon...
oh well, enough about David Byrne...
the person below me does not support Sheffield Wednesday, and doesn't even realize that Crystal Palace is a football team...
and dammit...don't interrupt me by posting while I'm typing a marathon response...shit!!!
I hate that Jon Stewart guy...and the person below me still does not support Sheffield Wednesday, and doesn't even realize that Crystal Palace is a football team...
I know Crystal Palace are a footy team, but why is Sheffield Wednesday called that? Do they only play on that day? The person below me shall explain all.
they formed their team on a Wednesday...and who says the English can't be original? ;)
the person below me has never been to Texas Stadium
But he has been to Stamford Bridge to watch his beloved Chelsea. The person below me is NOT a business partner of Roman Abramovich who has just "legitimately" purchased us with £140m of his £4bn "fortune".
Nope, never even been to Texas...although that may change by the end of summer.
The person below me drinks too much.......urine.
urine...well...I have heard that american beer is indeed piss...so could be...
the person below me likes Mac and cheese
sleep is for the weak...I haven't slept since...yesterday...
the person below me thinks Iio is complete rubbish, but I might have to disagree
Your correct sleep is for the weak. Sleep is evil. The person below me will explain what on earth "Iio" is.
I believe he is talking about the band Iio Check out this link for more info www.mtv.com/bands/az/iio/artist.jhtml
the person below me enjoys long walks in the nude around his local playground
I always say "Suffer the little children come unto me"...
The person below me wishes to steer this thread to a logical conclusion
I do it for purely health-related reasons, as it's good aerobic exercise to take a break from the walking and play on the jungle gym every now and again. And the nude part comes from a desire to keep properly ventilated.
The person below me, when coming to a new town for the first time, notices the little things...like the way the sky looks, the color of white paper, the way people walk, doorknobs....
Especially the doorknobs I can peer through...
The person below me bathes in chocolate pudding.
Hmm...or at least I thought it was chocolate pudding....
The person below me once flew a kite in a rainstorm because he saw it in a textbook.
Actually, I was kite-surfing in a hurricane and when the wind finally abated I found myself in Australia. The person below me is a twisted firestarter.
Yep, that's why I'm sans eyebrows.
The person below me is eagerly awaiting the new Prodigy album.
I can't wait for that garbage to seep into my ears and fester on my ear drums until they explode.
The person below me can't wait until MTV is dead.
MTV was dead a long time ago...
the person below me is having secret sex fantasies about their boss right now
And who wouldn't? I mean, she is a HOT lipstick lesbian!
The person below me is not concentrating on the task at hand.
And that task is: Sitting in front of the computer and typing
The person below me needs to mellow out, seriously!
Yeah man, we all need to, like...mellow out man, yeah. Hey, my turn with the bong, man - this is an egalitarian society. Don't bring your capitalist, consumerist ideas in here man...umm, what were we talking about? The person below me likes to freak out squares.
Pretty easy to do in straitlaced communities around here like Corvallis, quite a feat about 40 miles down the road in the People's Republic Of Eugene, which is a bit like Berkeley, I suppose.
The person below me can always be found quoting from episodes of Saved By The Bell.
I love using the theme song in situations: "it's alright because we're saved by the bell"
The person below me still says "yo quiero taco bell"
its the only spanish i know
the person below me likes to dance in front of old ladies...in nothing but a top hat
In the mid-80's I was part of a breakdance demonstration at an old age home
The person below me likes to hip hop non-stop, yo
yeah, i like to hip hop though i don´t like hip hop ;)
the person below me is wondering how this thread has so many posts and has his/her eyes closed trying to remember the days he/she had a life out there.
Man, when you're right, you're really right.
The person below me is bemoaning his/her existence.
true. and also thinking about the word "being". i´m getting a little too much existencialist! :D
the person below me just don´t care what i say. he/she´ll post anyway. look!
you were right i don't care
the person below me believes that Shamu or Keiko would make a tasty treat
i come to understand that they taste like chicken...
the person below me will tell me something about myself that i never knew.
you didn't know that you were the illegitimate son of Zsa Zsa Gabor and a male prostitute
The person below has a wirder cultural background than me (French/Afghan/Saudi)
Well, close anyway (Scottish, Engerlish, Swiss). Hm...maybe not then.
The person below me is an amputee wannabe.
being an amputee would lower my weight, plus I could make cool stories
the person below me wish he/ she was part of the French Legion
does being part of the french legion mean i have to leave my city?
the person below me makes better grilled cheese sandwiches than i do.
You perfectly know I do. I make my grilled cheese sandwiches with dense white bread, colby jack cheese, with some ham slices inside, and the whole thing crisps in oil on my griddle pan, yum
The person below me will be able to respond better than I, because the PERSON ABOVE ME FORGOT TO FINISH HIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The person below me secretly listens to Celine Dion.
HEY!!!! don't forget Shania Twain and Sarah McLachlan as well, buddy! I need something to balance out my brain after blasting Das Schaben by Einsturezende Neubauten at full blast.
The person below me doesn't think that Blixa Bargeld is above us mere mortals.
of course ...
damn i did forget to finish the post ok, the person below me has been part of Trigger Happy TV
Yes, the support group for cross-dressing serial killers really saved my life. The person below me was at the sermon on the mount.
mount of what? me, sermon, hah!
the person below me started praying because of Pat Robertson's recent comments (we should pray in order for conservatives to take places in the Court that should be vacated by liberals) concerning his wishes for the Supreme Court and how to achieve them
Yeah, I've been praying that my god will finally toast that little shit Robertson with a massive lightning bolt.
The person below me thinks that manners and etiquite were created as tools to separate the lower classes from the upper classes, and therefore should be discarded entirely.
Absolutely correct, manners and etiquette are for rich people with nothing better to do. The person below me believes in "common sense".
Yes I do believe in Thomas Paine's common sense
The person below me wishes he were the sultan of Brunei
yes, and i wish i were david "sultan" too :D
the person below is thinking about leaving all his/her life behind and start a new one on a desert island somewhere near Papua New Guinea.
OMG!!! How did you know? I have always wanted to go and live with one of tribes.....and forget all my worries
The person below me thinks that redheads are sexy!!!
they are sexy, fiesty, and everything nice; I like redheads with green eyes
the person below me has never seen an American Idol episode
in all honesty, i have never seen an american idol episode, thanks to the fact that i NEVER watch TV (just DVD's).
the person below me wants to rock 'n' roll all night and party every day! (like gene simmons)
You know it. Live the dream, baby, live the dream.
The person below me wonders why they call it Ovaltine instead of Roundtine.
And what's with the kids in those commercials? Can you say "lobotomy"?
The person below wonders if this is his beautiful house, if this is his beautiful wife...
can't be... i have an apartment, and i am not married (yet)
the person below me is from a westend town, a dead end world.
I do come from a west end toen, but I am not a west end girl, and I am Kicking in chairs and knocking down tables
yes, if Tristan can't finish his posts, he does, indeed, need to be fired.
The person below me wishes to finish my laundry for me!
but the bill would be so big for sending the clothes to Argentina and back that it just don´t make any sense.
the person below me is so sleepy right now....
I like to leave my posts open for your creative desires :D, or maybe I'm subconciously just trying to kill this thread, and I am extremely sleepy.
The person below me hates me right now
Yeah, cause he gave me in the footie thread cause I said I was a fan of Spurs; either that, or cause he was a Lakers fan ;) (Don't worry, the Blazers ceased to be interesting about a decade ago )
The person below me is fond of playing nude Twister.
Nude twister would be interesting if and only if it would be with good looking women, otherwise I'd fall on purpose nad get the hell out of the game.
The person below me can't wait to see Man U fail next year
And d'you know what?? He's DEAD FUCKING RIGHT as well! (Macc Town FC Rule 4ever!) 
Well done that man!
I'll bet that the person below me is a potential stalker and serial killer in the making......
I could stalk Tatu 
and kill anyone who gets in my way :evil2: :violent2: 
The person below me thinks that Lance Armstrong really deserves best male athlete at a sports awards show even though he is a juiced up biker, who had a friend that got cancer after taking the same enhancing supplements and drugs he was taking, and lance got cancer too, so he knowingly still took the same enhancers and got testicular cancer some years back. I really do not like Lance; I hope the Kazakhstani wins
Oh no I don't!!!!
Besides, wouldn't you agree that having the same two people replying to each other's posts kind of takes the fun out of things somewhat in this context??? :D
The person below me had better frigging well not be Tristan Jayol again..... !!! lol... ;)
hello this is Jayol, Tristan, not Tristan Jayol
The person below me, i'm guessing is shipwrecked
Apparently "the Fonz" was already taken. Who knew?
The person below me will finally talk to that cute girl at the bookstore someday, he's just too shy to look up from the "Alternative Lifestyles" section right now... :\peek:
that section is so enthralling!! who needs women when you have er... chisels!
"what about girls, youngman? GIRLS!"
the person below me wants to make me some coffee.
And Portland IS a great town for coffee. Anytime you want to stop by for some, let me know.
The person below me has a secret crush on the person below the person below me.
i'll hit you up for that coffee when i come through portland in late august. i think my band is playing in portland sometime around the 26th or 27th.
as for this crush, the person below me is mature enough to realize that there is no way i can have a crush on someone that i've never met.
Granted, but if you did meet me, you'd surely have a crush within five minutes!
The person below me knows who the man suicided by society was.
Yes, I received the ear yesterday... The person below me is to hydroponics what butter is to toast.
The person below me didn't know Oliver Sachs wrote that book (but then again, neither did I!)
who the f*ck is oliver sachs?
the person below me wants to kick tristan's ass for putting a "person above me" post in the "person below me" thread.
Yes, it did occur to me to comment on Tristan's confusion, but perhaps an ass-beating is a bit too harsh?
Oh, and Oliver Sacks is a British neurologist working in New York who has written such books as 'The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat' and 'Awakenings' (which became a Robin Williams movie).
The person below me takes pleasure in guttin' you, boy.
there is nothing i enjoy more than guttin' myself. and you are right, an ass-beating is WAY too harsh. i would like to retract my statement regarding kicking tristan's ass.
the person below me thinks cookie monster is sexy.
Sexy? I guess...I could eat monster cookies all night long! Oh, wait...YECCHH!
The person below me thinks New York accents are sexy as hell.
yes those female NY accents get me going
the person below me enjoyed the gore of Bad Boys II like I did
Actually, it was the Gore of Depeche Mode.
The person below me uses Spam jelly as "hair product."
It is what true Hawaiians use.
The person below me knows that animal torture, fire starting, and bedwetting are the three key warning signs that a young child may grow up to be a serial killer.
hey I'm not a serial killer, ummm... I wasn't a bedwetter :)
The person below me wishes that next year's summer doesn't have as many action movies
But what would summer be without movies whose ultimate goal is shit blowing up? Seriously though, Hollywood needs to lay off all the fuckin' comic book movies too. I mean gimme a fuckin' break. Hollywood is severely retarded.
The person below me wants to marry one of Danny Elfman's daughters.
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