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4 Nov 2001, 18:57

Originally posted by Liv > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by King of Nothing> > You all forgot that Southampton wank*r Craig David. > > >

Excellent, I can't stand the tosser either BANISHED

Show me the Funnies on E4? Bloody hilarious...Bo Shealecta! LOL

Oh and BTW, hes a tosser, I actually crashed my car last year, wrote it off and ended up in hospital, because i was trying to get that smug faced little tosser off my radio....it was painful and expensive, but worth every fucking penny! Re-e-wind...my arse....

Liv :angel:

BTW?

4 Nov 2001, 19:10

Forgive me, I take it BTW is for by the way (I'm getting tired, so I'm off to watch the Italian footy TTFN)

4 Nov 2001, 19:26

VG, how could I possibly banish Stairway to Heaven, do you not remember Rolf Harris' classic version!! shug, i`m not convinced by your reasoning...

4 Nov 2001, 20:53

Originally posted by velocity girl VG, how could I possibly banish Stairway to Heaven, do you not remember Rolf Harris' classic version!! shug, i`m not convinced by your reasoning...

I am the judge and master, please do not argue, you don't see people arguing with Paul Merton do you, and when you do, they have a studio audience...unfortunately for you there is no studio audience here. Stairway to heaven...STAYS :smoking:

5 Nov 2001, 14:34

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Jeff White> May we banish> > WE STINK> Back Door Boys> Speared Britney> Christina I'm a whorea> and any other Boy band/Teen Diva etc etc?

Britney? How could I? You have seen the video with the school uniform haven't you?..Britney stays with us You'll have to explain WE STINK The other 3 ...BANISHED

Okay, WE STINK is my little name for N' sync... and yes, I have seen that video, and while I will admit that Britney might be fun for a roll in the hay or a bouncy session on the bed (don't you just love these technical terms?), I still think her music is horrid. But if we could only get rid of the other four, I would consider that a fantastic start!

5 Nov 2001, 14:44

All this plastic R'nB bollocks cluttering up the airwaves gets on my tits - has anyone else noticed that, aside from the crappy antiseptic production of these songs, the singing always amounts to a horrendous form of yodelling - almost as if the fucking singers are trying to walk some fucking tightrope or something?

Some other things we could do with banishing are all those annoying loud adverts for shite dance compilations on telly that you usually get together in groups of four or five early evening on Channel 4. What a load of irritating arse.

5 Nov 2001, 14:44

Originally posted by Martin Gray

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I am listening to Tbthog and they are all wiggling their fingers to the music...

5 Nov 2001, 17:36

Okay, WE STINK is my little name for N' sync... and yes, I have seen that video, and while I will admit that Britney might be fun for a roll in the hay or a bouncy session on the bed (don't you just love these technical terms?), I still think her music is horrid. But if we could only get rid of the other four, I would consider that a fantastic start!

I think I can oblige Everything but Britney....BANISHED

5 Nov 2001, 17:54

Well Shug, I think the Crystal Video is a pile of cack.

So, will you stick that one in for us too??

5 Nov 2001, 17:56

Originally posted by Martin Gray Well Shug, I think the Crystal Video is a pile of cack.So, will you stick that one in for us too??

100% with you on that one Martin, you could have named several really. Crystal Video...BANISHED

6 Nov 2001, 18:16

And what about that horrid cheesy trance anthem "9PM TILL YOU DIE"?? (sic) by ATB which you couldn't escape from at all wherever you were during the summer-autumn of 1999? That is the most cretinous piece of lowest common denominator toe-curling toss I have ever been subjected to (well, until another one came along that is, of course)So annoying it makes me want to kick someones head in each time I hear it.

Please can you drop that one from great height? Per-leeeeze??? :smoking: :evil:

6 Nov 2001, 18:17

Originally posted by Sophisticated (Lady) > Originally posted by Martin Gray>

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Blimey! You know what? They're also doing it to Jamiroquai's "The Space Cowboy" now as well!! :lol: :lol: I am listening to Tbthog and they are all wiggling their fingers to the music...

6 Nov 2001, 18:19

Originally posted by Sophisticated (Lady) > Originally posted by Martin Gray>

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Blimey! You know what? They're also doing it to Jamiroquai's "The Space Cowboy" now as well!! :lol: :lol:

6 Nov 2001, 18:21

Originally posted by Martin Gray And what about that horrid cheesy trance anthem "9PM TILL YOU DIE"?? (sic) by ATB which you couldn't escape from at all wherever you were during the summer-autumn of 1999?That is the most cretinous piece of lowest common denominator toe-curling toss I have ever been subjected to(well, until another one came along that is, of course)So annoying it makes me want to kick someones head in each time I hear it.Please can you drop that one from great height?Per-leeeeze??? :evil:

This was a fine piece of work, espescially if you like BOING BANG BOING MUSIC Which I certainly do not...9pm Till I Come, Quest-que-cais? BANISHED BANISHED AND THRICE BANISHED :mad:

6 Nov 2001, 18:27

Originally posted by Martin Gray > Originally posted by Sophisticated (Lady)> > > > Originally posted by Martin Gray> > >

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Blimey! You know what? They're also doing it to Jamiroquai's "The Space Cowboy" now as well!! :lol: :lol:

JAMIROQUAI.....BANISHED

7 Nov 2001, 11:52

Room 101, piece of piss

All pepole from Stoke on Trent
New cak band Starsailor
Tony Wilson when he talks about football
Manchester United fans
My girlfriends cooking.

7 Nov 2001, 13:47

Now Lee, just why in the hell do you want to banish all of the Red Devils fans????

7 Nov 2001, 13:47

Now Lee, just why in the hell do you want to banish all of the Red Devils fans????

7 Nov 2001, 14:25

can you just banish football in general (ooh i bet i'm sparking off controversy here!)

7 Nov 2001, 16:20

Sarah, you are trying to stoke the fire there, aren't you?

7 Nov 2001, 16:36

what? ickle me? i bet everyone's going to hate me now.

7 Nov 2001, 16:43

No, not everyone, I love you cuz you hate football! There! I said it! Yes - and it ISN'T the spliffs talking this time! (or any other time, come to think of it - I'm not that easily subdued by recreational substances!)

7 Nov 2001, 16:47

awww thanks martin i love you too! i'm so glad i'm not alone in this scary world of football fanatics!

7 Nov 2001, 18:12

I think this thread is immense fun. We should all make a concerted effort keep it running for as long as it is possible.... :rolling:

ARE YOU LISTENING, SHUG?? YOU HAVE RABID FANS OF THIS THREAD ALONE!!!!!

Keep them coming...keep them coming!!!! :smoking: :jump:

7 Nov 2001, 18:28

Originally posted by Lee Curzon Room 101, piece of piss1. All pepole from Stoke on Trent2. New cak band Starsailor3. Tony Wilson when he talks about football4. Manchester United fans5. My girlfriends cooking.

Nick Hancock's from Stoke, and They Think It's all over is fucking brilliant, espescially with Jonathon Ross and not that baldy twat. If I put in Man Utd fans, Barney would be in there, as well as Mani....so that's a non-starter. I actually liked the Starsailor single "Alcoholic" so that's a nono. Tony Wilson talking about most things..you could have had!! BANISHED Birds cooking in general is rotten...BANISHED

7 Nov 2001, 18:33

Hey! The last two Oasis albums for a start. I'm amazed no one's thought of mentioning them before....!

:smoking:

7 Nov 2001, 18:34

Originally posted by Sarah Middle can you just banish football in general (ooh i bet i'm sparking off controversy here!)

To Quote someone rather like myself "YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS" Ban Football in general..Yer having a laugh, being a Celtic supporter, there is no feeling in the world that can better beating Rangers..New Order live comes close, sex may even come closer (no pun intended) but nothing touches football, what would men do without football? take up Ballet? Cooking? Clening the house...NO FUCKING CHANCE. So I'm sorry Sarah, but you haven't got a chance with this one I'm afraid ;)

7 Nov 2001, 18:38

Originally posted by Martin Gray Hey! The last two Oasis albums for a start. I'm amazed no one's thought of mentioning them before....!

If I put them in Martin, my wee brother James who has just taken up guitar and constantly blasts out Oasis would be rather annoyed, and my other wee brother Daniel who tries to sing along would also be a bit pissed off SO OASIS' LAST 2 ALBUMS ARE MOST DEFINATELY BANISHED

7 Nov 2001, 19:26

shug, please please banish It girls. They are ugly(well at least i think so), spoilt, undernourished, snooty, shopaholic bitches...and they just wont fucking go away.. and if u wont banish all of them at least send in tamara beckwith`s eyebrows..

7 Nov 2001, 20:05

Originally posted by velocity girl shug, please please banish It girls. They are ugly(well at least i think so), spoilt, undernourished, snooty, shopaholic bitches...and they just wont fucking go away.. and if u wont banish all of them at least send in tamara beckwith`s eyebrows..

IT Girls..USELESS, UGLY, ANNOYING, ALWAYS IN THE FUCKING PAPERS, UPERCLASS TOSSERS They make me :mad: BANISHED!!!!