shug i am extremely unimpressed with your very un-pc view on my hatred of football. if anyone out there agrees with me on the football thang let your voice be heard. we must speak out against this atrocity!!!!
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Originally posted by Jeff White Now Lee, just why in the hell do you want to banish all of the Red Devils fans????
Ban anyone who 'discovered' footie since WC90. Except perhaps those who weren't born then. And ban all face-painting at footie. Twats. Oh, and seats. Bring back terracing!
On the subject of IT girls, I'm actually finding Lady Victoria Hervey kinda attractive these days. Think it's those implants. She never appealed before them.
Allen, again youre right. 'Trendy' football supporters. Tony Blair pretending to like Football. What a tw*t.
White people who speak like their black (in Landahn esp).
C*nts with suits and briefcases who think they have a divine right to push in front of you on the tube (Landahn thing again)
People who whistle
Originally posted by Seb Briggs People who whistle
I can't stand whistling either. It's the most horrendous thing anyone can do with their lips. Some time ago I went to this cafe and there was some fooker who was whistling along to all the songs being played on the radio. Maaaan, was it in an atonal way too.
:headoff:
Not a hue Blair fan, but I think his ability to keep up with Kev Keegs doing headers should exonerate him from being labled 'new football' especially as he went to private scool. Can I put unnecessary boob jobs in? if they don't droop adding scar tissue is a bad idea.You can't watch American porn without seeing ugly rippling flesh at the sides and natural movement is soooo much sexier than watching silicone/saline move inside someone.
Originally posted by King of Nothing > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > People who whistle
I can't stand whistling either. It's the most horrendous thing anyone can do with their lips. Some time ago I went to this cafe and there was some fooker who was whistling along to all the songs being played on the radio. Maaaan, was it in an atonal way too.
:headoff: :
I have the misfortune to live with a gimp who whistles incessantly.Everything. Eastenders is his favourite, and he stamps he feet, claps and clicks his fingers along to it as well. He's very posh as well. Its only a matter of time until I beat the shit out of him...
Originally posted by King of Nothing > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > > People who whistle
I can't stand whistling either. It's the most horrendous thing anyone can do with their lips. Some time ago I went to this cafe and there was some fooker who was whistling along to all the songs being played on the radio. Maaaan, was it in an atonal way too.
:headoff:
Whistling men! Yeaaaaaahhhhh!! TOO BLOODY RIGHT MAN!! TOO BLOODY RIGHT! What IS it about Men and whistling, huh? Do they really need to keep reminding us of their masculinity by going around whistling all the time for no godforsaken reason at all? Very few women do it! I mean: consider the facts: a) stand in any queue and when a bloke stands behind you, nine times out of ten, he'll whistle. Tunelessly. Yeah?
Yeah! b) go for a slash in the bog, what do you always hear? Yep, you got it, whistling blokes.
c) manual workers or gas fitters or postmen or fat beerbellied blokes going about their business. Whistling in an annoying and pointless way? QED!! d) old men who have severe verbal diarrhoea - watch them go about their business in supermarkets: whistling nothing tuneful as they go their way. e) as you already mentioned, a song somes on the radio, WHY MUST MEN INSIST on destroying it by whistling goofily and gormlessly along? WHY? WHY WHY? Whay can't they just SHUT DA FUKK UP or, if they need to get it out without having go and to wank themselves off in private somewhere quiet, why not just hum quietly, or sing along either IN TUNE but unobtrusively? God I hate that!!! So is this a peculiar male phenomenon or are some of us just too oversensitive about all this bravado bollocks? On many occasions I've turned round (say in a queue) to face the goofy twat whistling and said, firmly, "can you please stop that? I have an ear infection and that hurts..." you'll be pleasantly surprised at how effective that is in shutting them up. However, if that doesn't work, then try and resort to doing what I dearly fantasise about doing - that is, taking a blowtorch to their crabby lips and burning the fucking sluggy things off. That should sort the incontinent fuckers out!! Haw Haw Haw!!! :evil:
Originally posted by Seb Briggs
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GO! GO! GO! Seb! What are you waiting for??!
(sorry, I'm supposed to be chilled here in the Dam aren't I?
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And whilst we're on it, people - especially student types, who try to copy Ali-G - remember him? Not realising the joke and irony is lost on them (like you put it earlier)
And also!! Constant use of the term Wicked (or WIKKID!!). Over familiarity always breeds contempt. Listen and learn!
Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by Jeff White> Now Lee, just why in the hell do you want to banish all of the Red Devils fans????
Ban anyone who 'discovered' footie since WC90. Except perhaps those who weren't born then. And ban all face-painting at footie. Twats. Oh, and seats. Bring back terracing!
Anyone who discovered footy after WC90 I think we could generalise that to PLASTIC FANS or just women who like that Fat Wife Beating Bloke who cried..BANISHED Face painting at football usaully looks hideous, but Allen, what about the kids you'll be upsetting? it doesn't bother me either....BANISHED And I definately agree with you about the terraces mate, the atmosphere at most games now is crap, espescially at Parkhead when everything is not going to plan!
On the subject of IT girls, I'm actually finding Lady Victoria Hervey kinda attractive these days. Think it's those implants. She never appealed before them.
Oh, Shug, we've got to include MOBILE RINGTONES as well - cuz they're JUST AS ANNOYING as men whistling tunelessly whilst twanging their banjos. I mean, on trains, especially. AAAARGGHH!! The poxy tunes are so fecking annoying as well. (the NME have this weekly top ten of ringtones, how fucking sad and juvenile is that?) Makes you wanna grab hold of em and shove em up the owner's arse, then they'll be bleeping big time then won't they?!! :evil:
My ideal ringtone to end allringtones would be a deafening blood curdling scream/roar followed by a loud shotgun blast or explosion. That should freak the little smug fuckers out. Problem is, I'd have to carry a pretty big speaker around with me to achieve this, never mind anything. (great idea for a comedy sketch that - I can just about see this in my mind's eye - DOM JOLY EAT YER HEART OUT!)
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Allen, again youre right. 'Trendy' football supporters. Tony Blair pretending to like Football. What a tw*t. White people who speak like their black (in Landahn esp). C*nts with suits and briefcases who think they have a divine right to push in front of you on the tube (Landahn thing again)People who whistle
people who speak in other peoples accents (espescially Ali G)..BANISHED people wearing suits and carrying briefcases I would have accepted..BANISHED people who whistle, can't put this in, because I tend to whistle along with music...It keeps me sane!
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Not a hue Blair fan, but I think his ability to keep up with Kev Keegs doing headers should exonerate him from being labled 'new football' especially as he went to private scool. Can I put unnecessary boob jobs in? if they don't droop adding scar tissue is a bad idea.You can't watch American porn without seeing ugly rippling flesh at the sides and natural movement is soooo much sexier than watching silicone/saline move inside someone.
Totally agree with you abut the American porn thing
Unnecessary boobs...BANISHED
Originally posted by Martin Gray Oh, Shug, we've got to include MOBILE RINGTONES as well - cuz they're JUST AS ANNOYING as men whistling tunelessly whilst twanging their banjos. I mean, on trains, especially. AAAARGGHH!! The poxy tunes are so fecking annoying as well. (the NME have this weekly top ten of ringtones, how fucking sad and juvenile is that?) Makes you wanna grab hold of em and shove em up the owner's arse, then they'll be bleeping big time then won't they?!! :evil:My ideal ringtone to end allringtones would be a deafening blood curdling scream/roar followed by a loud shotgun blast or explosion. That should freak the little smug fuckers out. Problem is, I'd have to carry a pretty big speaker around with me to achieve this, never mind anything.(great idea for a comedy sketch that - I can just about see this in my mind's eye - DOM JOLY EAT YER HEART OUT!)
Mobile ring tones...Some annoying Bastard at work constantly plays his new Afroman tone, and shows you all his funny messages etc..BANISHED mobile phones..BANISHED
Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> Allen, again youre right. 'Trendy' football supporters. Tony Blair pretending to like Football. What a tw*t. > > White people who speak like their black (in Landahn esp).> > C*nts with suits and briefcases who think they have a divine right to push in front of you on the tube (Landahn thing again)> > People who whistle
people who speak in other peoples accents (espescially Ali G)..BANISHED people wearing suits and carrying briefcases I would have accepted..BANISHED people who whistle, can't put this in, because I tend to whistle along with music...It keeps me sane!
Marty do you realise you're now in room 101 with all the cack due to your Jan Molby impersonation whilst abroad?? P.S. I see you were born here in Liverpool, did you live here for a while before moving, if so where?
Shug you've disappointed me just slightly with your whistling stance, but nevermind.
You must accept this one....
People from Essex/Surrey/Berkshire etc who pretend they're from London and put on a shit faux cockney accent. Especially if they then claim to support Chelsea.
In fact just chuck Damon Albarn in..
Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > Allen, again youre right. 'Trendy' football supporters. Tony Blair pretending to like Football. What a tw*t. > > > > White people who speak like their black (in Landahn esp).> > > > C*nts with suits and briefcases who think they have a divine right to push in front of you on the tube (Landahn thing again)> > > > People who whistle>
people who speak in other peoples accents (espescially Ali G)..BANISHED people wearing suits and carrying briefcases I would have accepted..BANISHED people who whistle, can't put this in, because I tend to whistle along with music...It keeps me sane!
Marty do you realise you're now in room 101 with all the cack due to your Jan Molby impersonation whilst abroad?? P.S. I see you were born here in Liverpool, did you live here for a while before moving, if so where?
Who the feck is Jan Molby? Is that some sort of anagram? Yeah, I was born in Liverpool, lived on PENNY LANE (true!!) until I was three. Moved with my family to the Wirral (New Brighton - don't go there now unless U wanna be really depressed, it's an EX-town), stayed there for 20 years, then lived in Newcastle upon Tyne for 4 years as a stoodent, then settled here in Mongchester for the past ten or so. So yeah, I DO have NewLiverManCastleChesterPool accent which frankly defies all logic - you should hear it sometime!!
By the way, I may be here whooping it up in Amsterdam but sadly, all good things have to come to an end. In cased you hadn't noticed over the past handful of posts, I'm gradually slipping back from my happy and peaceful mode to my furious ranting-ten-to-the-dozen mode: this is because
(and it will become apparent to you all later as my tally of posts tick by today)I am leaving my haven here in Amsterdam tonight to return back home to Shitsville...and the bastard endless fuckin fireworks courtsey of our monumentally shite youth population....sob sob sobb.... no!! please noooo!! I don't wanna go home!! 
Originally posted by Seb Briggs Shug you've disappointed me just slightly with your whistling stance, but nevermind.You must accept this one....People from Essex/Surrey/Berkshire etc who pretend they're from London and put on a shit faux cockney accent. Especially if they then claim to support Chelsea.In fact just chuck Damon Albarn in..
I would have put CHELSEA in, but I know that would upset too many people
Damon Albarn, that loveable cheeky cockney, how could I?
Fuck it...BANISHED
Right I'm away to work I'm afraid, I'll catch up with all your insessant ramblings later tonight..TTFN
Jan Molby used to play for liverpool and Denmark in the Eighties and was the largest and one of the most skilfull players in world at the time. He scored the most amazing goal I've ever seen, he won the ball in his own half with a crunching challenge on Norman Whiteside,with a nonchelant drop of the shoulder went past Brian Robson on past two more challenges and scored form fully thirty yards, with an unstoppable drive in to the top left hand corner. Oh and he spoke with a funny scouse/scandanavian accent hence your inclusion in room 101.
Frasier Star Trek People who say 'It's not Rocket Science' Graham Norton Christmas Barrymore Lisa Riley City boys esp who wear suits to go out in That Bubble gimp from Big Brother Chesterfield FC southern Rugger boys from Surrey Surrey Children Pigeons
seb, ALL rugger buggers should be banished, not just the ones from surrey, particularly groups of them on a night out...thick necks, bad dress sense, loud, arrogant, sleazy bastards. ok perhaps im generalising just a bit but in my experience theyre largely hateful cunts.
Also im not keen on loud people in general...but usually its the result of too much booze, so theyre forgiven. its inherently loud people who should be banished, especially posh students, who seem incapable of getting a sentence out without saying RAAAAAAAAA!
Spot on VG. Any sports teams on nights out are generally a bunch of cretins mind you... Posh students..the ultimate in wankdom- they should all die along with their mummys and daddys who send them cakes through the post every week
seb, rugby teams are by far the worst...they seem to think they`ve got the right to grope every passing female.
velcro grrrl, how close was muffy's assessment of your personage?? just curious,you show me yours I'll lie about mine type of thing :D
another nomination; girls who shop at Morgan. why pay over the odds for the same tat u get in New Look?
Originally posted by velocity girl another nomination; girls who shop at Morgan. why pay over the odds for the same tat u get in New Look?
We know your intelligent, have good taste, now pragmatism is on the list, but do you have all your own teeth?
