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9 Nov 2001, 19:32

Originally posted by Jeff White Oh, and I've come across one more thing that needs to be banished. That cheeky little cunt that slapped Bonnie Prince Charles upside the face with a flower. I thought she was quite cool and all at first, being redheaded and slapping the man that would be Queen, but then she had to go and open her mouth. Slapping the Prince of Wales ,with a flower, to protest the war in Afghanistan. WHAT????That's not protesting a war. Tell her if she wants to protest the war, she should lop off her head and shove right up her arse. As a matter of fact, I would pay something like 5 bucks for the pure joy of watching something like this.Or she could always go with the tried and true protests. Setting yourself on fire, like the Monks did in Vietnam, now that's a way to make a statement! So please, please banish this miserable excuse for a protester...now I really am off to consume some beers...if the sea isn't very rough that is?

:lol: VERY GOOD, I LIKE YER SENSE OF HUMOUR.

Daft Bird with flower...BANISHED

9 Nov 2001, 19:35

Originally posted by Jeff White Thanks Shug, you have made it all quite so clear...and no, I don't find it hard to imagine any woman saying put your ting in her mouth...I dream about it all the time!!!!!!!!!

Jeff, what I meant was...hearing a bird with a posh accent talking dirty, I think I'd probably piss myself laughing and have to leave the room for a moment or two.

9 Nov 2001, 20:35

thread from a previous page NICK CAVE I must admit to liking one or two of his songs, but on the whole he does irritate me quite a lot, and is far too overrated in this country. Nick Cave...BANISHED

10 Nov 2001, 16:20

THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH SHUG! FOR BANISHING NICK CAVE!!! TOP ONE MATE! SORTED!! etc etc.... :lol:

Time to celebrate as a result:

YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: :jump:

10 Nov 2001, 16:27

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Jeff White> Thanks Shug, you have made it all quite so clear...and no, I don't find it hard to imagine any woman saying put your ting in her mouth...I dream about it all the time!!!!!!!!!

Jeff, what I meant was...hearing a bird with a posh accent talking dirty, I think I'd probably piss myself laughing and have to leave the room for a moment or two.

Well, now you've gone and done it, made me understand just what it was you were talking about. I'm wondering now if IT girls are similar to what I call the beautiful people that inhabit my area of Dallas. I think that for females, it is mandatory for them to have fake breasts, then they squeeze into the tightest thing they can find, then try to portray themselves as some type of innocent thing.

10 Nov 2001, 16:29

Originally posted by Martin Gray THANK YOU EVER SO MUCH SHUG! FOR BANISHING NICK CAVE!!! TOP ONE MATE! SORTED!! etc etc.... Time to celebrate as a result:YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Ah Bonjour Marty, back to join our world and play our games are you?

10 Nov 2001, 16:33

Originally posted by Jeff White > Originally posted by Shug> > > > Originally posted by Jeff White> > Thanks Shug, you have made it all quite so clear...and no, I don't find it hard to imagine any woman saying put your ting in her mouth...I dream about it all the time!!!!!!!!!>

Jeff, what I meant was...hearing a bird with a posh accent talking dirty, I think I'd probably piss myself laughing and have to leave the room for a moment or two.

Well, now you've gone and done it, made me understand just what it was you were talking about. I'm wondering now if IT girls are similar to what I call the beautiful people that inhabit my area of Dallas. I think that for females, it is mandatory for them to have fake breasts, then they squeeze into the tightest thing they can find, then try to portray themselves as some type of innocent thing.

Beautiful women with fake tits do absolutely nothing for me, but I'm sure if I was approached by one of them, I'd give it a go...out of curiosities sake, you understand :lol:

10 Nov 2001, 16:45

Shug...they don't do a whole lot for me either, seeing as most of them have an IQ of about 16...but they are usually good for an evenings worth of entertainment...so we can't very well banish them...

10 Nov 2001, 16:52

Originally posted by Jeff White Shug...they don't do a whole lot for me either, seeing as most of them have an IQ of about 16...but they are usually good for an evenings worth of entertainment...so we can't very well banish them...

The only place they get banished, is on my video's, hidden away from my wee brothers!! I'm sure you know what I mean :laugh:

10 Nov 2001, 17:00

Why yes, I do know what you mean. And can I also take it as well that Breast Augmentation is not quite the cultural phenomenom in the UK that it is over here. There's one reason to move over then. Of course, I would always want to drive on the wrong side of the street!

10 Nov 2001, 17:02

Also, could you find it in your heart to banish this little bugger Aarron Carter for his God-awful rendition of I Want Candy?

10 Nov 2001, 17:06

Originally posted by Jeff White Also, could you find it in your heart to banish this little bugger Aarron Carter for his God-awful rendition of I Want Candy?

Aaron Carter, let me think....is that the little shit who covered a Beach Boys song?

12 Nov 2001, 01:17

Aaron Carter...BANISHED

12 Nov 2001, 11:39

How about 'Pot Pourri' the only time it ever smell's is when you take it out of the bag or when you're practising keepy ups and you get to 125 and the ball's just out of reach then splatt 2 hours picking the fucken shit up.

12 Nov 2001, 16:25

12 Nov 2001, 16:36

:D Ok the 5 thing's I'd like to banish to room 101 are:

1.The WHOLE! Royal family :headoff:

:violent: 2.Glasgow Rangers

3.All Glasgow Rangers supporters :evil: 4.Graham Norton :\puke: 5.They've propbably been banished already,but i'm going to say Westlife anyway, just to make sure :sleep:

The simple reason for my choices is the fact that I HATE them which I think is reason enough. So I don't expect to have to justify any of them. ;)

12 Nov 2001, 17:20

Has anyone nominated FATBOY SLIM yet? In that case allow me to. Funny how he slipped my mind all this time. What cack music he makes!! Naff, cheesy, irritating slabs of self-indulgent shite just aimed squarely at middle-class student-types (who don't really like "dance music" o-kay -yahh! ) everywhere. (You know the type. Here in Manchester we're over-run with these well-oiled, over-pampered unstreetwise sorts. ) Look at the way Thinboy Thick waves his hands in the air. Look at the way NonceBoy Slap points with his hands in the air. Look at the way Egghead Splat! raises his hands in the air. Quelle Crap!!

And his wife's an irritating self-obsessed little bint as well. She's not even good looking!! Shug, I'll be really disappointed with you if you don't take this unmusical charlatan/magpie by the ears and drop him in from 50 storeys up! I'm tellin' ya!! :mad:

12 Nov 2001, 17:27

Now Martin :nonono:

Fat Boy Slim is quite entertaining...oh wait, have I just included myself in one of those groups? I hope not.... But I do enjoy his shite...of course, we must remember, there are those out there that enjoy n'sync and Britney's been Speared...

12 Nov 2001, 17:51

Originally posted by Martin Gray Has anyone nominated FATBOY SLIM yet? In that case allow me to. Funny how he slipped my mind all this time.What cack music he makes!! Naff, cheesy, irritating slabs of self-indulgent shite just aimed squarely at middle-class student-types (who don't really like "dance music" o-kay -yahh! ) everywhere. (You know the type. Here in Manchester we're over-run with these well-oiled, over-pampered unstreetwise sorts. ) Look at the way Thinboy Thick waves his hands in the air. Look at the way NonceBoy Slap points with his hands in the air. Look at the way Egghead Splat! raises his hands in the air. Quelle Crap!!And his wife's an irritating self-obsessed little bint as well. She's not even good looking!!Shug, I'll be really disappointed with you if you don't take this unmusical charlatan/magpie by the ears and drop him in from 50 storeys up! I'm tellin' ya!!

Martin you bastard, I just waited 5 mins for this thread to unfold to write exactly what you've just put after reading that shite 'where were you?' topic. Shug, the Fatboy must be banished,along with this dire computer that I'm using to try and have a sneaky late night (well 11 o'clockish) look at d'Forum

12 Nov 2001, 17:59

And let's not forget those utterly shite Hawaiian shirts you already mentioned in the other thread, eh, Seb.

Altogether now: THE FATBOY MUST DIE!!

Or at least go in.....

TAKE HIM AWAY....SHUG......AND BURY HIM DEEP!!!! NOW!!!! :headoff:

12 Nov 2001, 18:21

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© How about 'Pot Pourri' the only time it ever smell's is when you take it out of the bag or when you're practising keepy ups and you get to 125 and the ball's just out of reach then splatt 2 hours picking the fucken shit up.

Sorry Hank, but pot pourri must stay, it brings back many happy memories for me..I won't go into too much detail, but it involves a party 9 or 10 years ago, several bin-fulls of alcohol, a take-away chinky with pot pourri mixed in and my mate Malky being violently sick after discovering what he had just eaten.

12 Nov 2001, 18:32

Originally posted by -=Steve=- :D Ok the 5 thing's I'd like to banish to room 101 are:1.The WHOLE! Royal family :headoff: 2.Glasgow Rangers 3.All Glasgow Rangers supporters :evil: 4.Graham Norton :\puke: 5.They've propbably been banished already,but i'm going to say Westlife anyway, just to make sure The simple reason for my choices is the fact that I HATE them which I think is reason enough. So I don't expect to have to justify any of them.;)

Steve from Northants, you must be near me somewhere - get in touch for a beer mate!! Where do I begin? The Royal Family..I take it yer not patriotic then :laugh: I can't think of one single thing why not to banish them! Glasgow Rangers, or should I say the Forces of Darkness, I'm a Celtic supporter and I have sympathy with the "ugly bunch" only joking of course. Have you heard the joke: Q.How many huns does it take to change a lightbulb? A.None, for they live in eternal darknes :lol: Graham Norton was in Father Ted so for that alone he stays with us. Westshite, even though they are partial to the Tims, their music annoys me so much they have to go.

The Royal Family...BANISHED Glasgow Rangers & Supporters...BANISHED Westlife...BANISHED

12 Nov 2001, 18:35

Originally posted by Martin Gray Has anyone nominated FATBOY SLIM yet? In that case allow me to. Funny how he slipped my mind all this time.What cack music he makes!! Naff, cheesy, irritating slabs of self-indulgent shite just aimed squarely at middle-class student-types (who don't really like "dance music" o-kay -yahh! ) everywhere. (You know the type. Here in Manchester we're over-run with these well-oiled, over-pampered unstreetwise sorts. ) Look at the way Thinboy Thick waves his hands in the air. Look at the way NonceBoy Slap points with his hands in the air. Look at the way Egghead Splat! raises his hands in the air. Quelle Crap!!And his wife's an irritating self-obsessed little bint as well. She's not even good looking!!Shug, I'll be really disappointed with you if you don't take this unmusical charlatan/magpie by the ears and drop him in from 50 storeys up! I'm tellin' ya!!

I can't stand the Normski or his whining bint either mate. Fat-twat shite...BANISHED Skinny-useless person...BANISHED

12 Nov 2001, 18:38

Originally posted by Martin Gray And let's not forget those utterly shite Hawaiian shirts you already mentioned in the other thread, eh, Seb.Altogether now: THE FATBOY MUST DIE!! Or at least go in.....TAKE HIM AWAY....SHUG......AND BURY HIM DEEP!!!! NOW!!!! :headoff:

Hawaiian shirts no case for the defence really. Hawaiian shirts...BANISHED

12 Nov 2001, 19:05

Originally posted by Shug > Originally posted by Martin Gray> Has anyone nominated FATBOY SLIM yet? In that case allow me to. Funny how he slipped my mind all this time.> What cack music he makes!! Naff, cheesy, irritating slabs of self-indulgent shite just aimed squarely at middle-class student-types (who don't really like "dance music" o-kay -yahh! ) everywhere. (You know the type. Here in Manchester we're over-run with these well-oiled, over-pampered unstreetwise sorts. ) Look at the way Thinboy Thick waves his hands in the air. Look at the way NonceBoy Slap points with his hands in the air. Look at the way Egghead Splat! raises his hands in the air. Quelle Crap!!> > And his wife's an irritating self-obsessed little bint as well. She's not even good looking!!> Shug, I'll be really disappointed with you if you don't take this unmusical charlatan/magpie by the ears and drop him in from 50 storeys up! I'm tellin' ya!!

I can't stand the Normski or his whining bint either mate. Fat-twat shite...BANISHED Skinny-useless person...BANISHED

Just for your info... When i was in Brighton one weekend with Vicious Streaker we walked past (staggered more like) Fat bastard and Smug Ballsfaces house shouting "Oi Fatboy come on then" at about 4 am.....did the trick methinks.....only the chicken shit bastard didnt come out...we could've had 'im!!!!!

Liv :angel:

12 Nov 2001, 19:10

:lol: :clap: :lol: :karate: :nonono: :lol: :clap: :lol: Nothing better than getting rat-arsed and trying to pick a fight with a celebrity :lol:

12 Nov 2001, 19:24

Internet Service Providers that don't provide any service in connecting you to the internet. The latest Vodafone advert (the sad old trouts going to the Englebert Humperdink concert,especially the woman that goes "How are yoooo Judy??" Christ,I could smack her!!!!!!! ) People that drive powerful cars very slowly.Look,buy a flippin' Nissan Micra if going 30mph in a 60mph area is your thang.

12 Nov 2001, 19:49

People who are lost.BUY A FLIPPIN MAP.

12 Nov 2001, 19:58

Electrical/computer stores who employ utter fuckwits with over gelled hair and whose dress sense would put man at C and A to shame. You know the ones. Also ,PC World.If there's any sense in the world ,daisy cutters(those big bombs used to flatten a very flat country) should be put to more effective use to destroy this heinous vision of selling very dull , very beige boxes to extremlely dull people.

12 Nov 2001, 20:00

Originally posted by chris p Internet Service Providers that don't provide any service in connecting you to the internet.The latest Vodafone advert (the sad old trouts going to the Englebert Humperdink concert,especially the woman that goes "How are yoooo Judy??" Christ,I could smack her!!!!!!! )People that drive powerful cars very slowly.Look,buy a flippin' Nissan Micra if going 30mph in a 60mph area is your thang.

Excellent, a bit of anger being released...and I agree with all 3 Christophe! Internet service fuck-ups...BANISHED Vodafone Advert...BANISHED Fast Car twats...BANISHED And just for good measure..... Englybronzey Humpadonkey.....BANISHED