ROOM 101

Originally posted by Seb Briggs C*nts with suits and briefcases who think they have a divine right to push in front of you on the tube (Landahn thing again)

Now, now, I'm very much a regular suit wearer, working for a Merchant Bank an' all. In fact, my one main worry is that we go 'smart casual' in the office as I've spent so much wedge on me clobber. Briefcases, however, I'll agree with. They're simply for people from the suburbs who want to identify to other people in the suburbs that they're off to the (big) City to work. Snobbery in a nutshell.

Originally posted by Seb Briggs FrasierStar TrekPeople who say 'It's not Rocket Science'Graham NortonChristmasBarrymoreLisa RileyCity boys esp who wear suits to go out inThat Bubble gimp from Big BrotherChesterfield FCsouthern Rugger boys from SurreySurreyChildrenPigeons

Fuckin' hell, where do i begin Seb? Frasier is funny as fuck! espescially his brother with all his wee habits, Graham Norton was in Father Ted so i can forgive him for most of the other shite he puts out. Star Trek..what a pile of shite, grown men and women in pyjamas talking pish, there are no such things as clingons or whatever they're called, and the thing that pisses me off most is the so called fans..twats....BANISHED People who say "It's not Rocket Science" Wankers..BANISHED Christmas is about celebrating the birth of Christ, not presents, which is what it has turned out to be, and it's only good if yer a kid...BANISHED Barrymore & Lisa Reilly..Why do we have to put up with turds such as this?...BANISHED Suits in general i think I've already Banished. Bubble from Big Brother, what a let down, when he entered the house and after they supplied them with Bevvy, you'd expect him to slag everyone off, espescially Arsenal and Spurs..but did he Fuck..boring....BANISHED Chesterfield and Surrey needs more explaining Why Children & Pigeons...BANISHED Hop that keeps you happy for a bit!

Originally posted by Hank Wiseass© Conceptual artists,Tacky Eminem, Raquel Whitbread, Demented hearse.Quite literally rubbish.

100% with you..Everything....BANISHED

Originally posted by velocity girl seb, ALL rugger buggers should be banished, not just the ones from surrey, particularly groups of them on a night out...thick necks, bad dress sense, loud, arrogant, sleazy bastards. ok perhaps im generalising just a bit but in my experience theyre largely hateful cunts.Also im not keen on loud people in general...but usually its the result of too much booze, so theyre forgiven. its inherently loud people who should be banished, especially posh students, who seem incapable of getting a sentence out without saying RAAAAAAAAA!

Yep I agree with the both of you Rugby...BANISHED

Originally posted by Seb Briggs Spot on VG. Any sports teams on nights out are generally a bunch of cretins mind you... Posh students..the ultimate in wankdom- they should all die along with their mummys and daddys who send them cakes through the post every week

Posh Students...BANISHED

Originally posted by velocity girl another nomination; girls who shop at Morgan. why pay over the odds for the same tat u get in New Look?

Nice one. BANISHED

Originally posted by Sarah Middle speaking of golf can that go in room 101 too please. please... you could at least do me this one favour after refusing to send football to its rightful resting place.

I like most sports, and I am pretty good at most sports...except for Golf, where my not so talented pals always beat me. Golf...BANISHED

Originally posted by Allen Jarvis > Originally posted by Seb Briggs> > C*nts with suits and briefcases who think they have a divine right to push in front of you on the tube (Landahn thing again)

Now, now, I'm very much a regular suit wearer, working for a Merchant Bank an' all. In fact, my one main worry is that we go 'smart casual' in the office as I've spent so much wedge on me clobber. Briefcases, however, I'll agree with. They're simply for people from the suburbs who want to identify to other people in the suburbs that they're off to the (big) City to work. Snobbery in a nutshell.

SNOBS...BANISHED

Originally posted by Green Manic Street Preachers: tried to listen to one of their records once, boring as hell. I like it when good British bands are recognized here, but NO ONE I know can stand these idiots.

James DB and Nicky Wire are both avid fans of Joy Division / New Order and mention them quite a lot in various interviews, plus I like quite a lot of their stuff - mainly the earlier ones espescially "REPEAT" (after me fuck Queen & Country) So I'm sorry but the Manics stay.

Originally posted by velocity girl how about banishing that grotesque old fossil peter stringfellows, and his mate rod stewart?

You've got to say fair play to the old twat, he's a millionaire, owns a club and sleeps with a few tasty birds. WANKER!!! Peter Stringyfella...BANISHED

Originally posted by Seb Briggs > Originally posted by velocity girl> how about banishing that grotesque old fossil peter stringfellows, and his mate rod stewart?

I'd go with Stringy and the Manics...especially when they're trying to be all political and stuff-cretins.

Shug, Chesterfield were nominated as Mansfield Fc's local rivals-same way as an Arsenal fan might nominate tottenham. I generally hate everyone from Surrey...they're normally stuck up rank commuter city boys with far too much money given to em by Mummy and Daddy. then they pretend they're all cockney wideboys when they are in fact a bunch of spoilt mutants.

Can't argue with that. Chesterfield & Surrey...BANISHED

Originally posted by Martin Gray Well, Shug, now I'm back here in Shitey Blighty, how about doing something VERY courageous?BANISH THE WHOLE OF BRITAIN INTO ROOM 101!!!!! :evil:Why? I've just come back from Holland today - in Amsterdam, it was lashing with sleet and hail and winds and near-zero temperatures but EVERYTHING worked as normal, with absolutely NO hitches.The second I touch down here in Shitain, it's a gorgeous dry sunny day, but a bit nippy, and within ten minutes, the first word I heard was "Apologise..." uttered on the fucking station platform. See? This fucking country is fucking USELESS!! Nothing's changed - and nothing ever will. Even when it's sunny and dry, but cold, trains are disrputed "due to adverse weather conditions" And what..... Amsterdam is currently like the Algarve in comparison is it??Get fucking real! Now they'll probably say "But...But....It's the wrong type of cold winter sun!!!" BOLLOCKS!!SHITE COUNTRY!! SHITE TRANSPORT!! SHITE EVERYTHING!!! :\puke:Do us a favour Shug and BANISH IT TO THE DUMPER NOW!!!

Martin, as usual you have put up a good case, but you haven't thought through the downside to this, if I put Britain in Room 101, there would be no more New Order or Glasgow Celtic! to which I devote most of my spare time. I understand your frustrations, but it doesn't help when you come back from another country back to this shithole. I agree with the idea of putting it in, but sorry Britain for all it's faults..STAYS BRITISH TRANSPORT & WEATHER...BANISHED

Originally posted by Jeff White By the way, just what is a IT girl??? have I missed something?

Jeff, IT girls are either Royalty, or they have friends who are Royalty, or their parents have inherited or bought titles eg Lord Twatfeatures of Manchester, or they're just extremely rich. All they do is go to all the premieres going and all the best parties..get pissed, show a bit of leg or tit and then they are plastered all over our fucking newspapers..Hope that's cleared it up for you ;)

Originally posted by Niel Johnstone Love to sleep with one of them thoughlittle smiley face with a wicked grin

It would be funny to hear them talk dirty, with the porsh accents..just can't picture them saying "put your cock in my mouth" can you?

Seb or Nic, when you monitor this, this was the lesser of several other evils I could have saidplease forgive me.